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 Post subject: Bad News for Christmas...
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Oh crud... now who's gonna deliver my presents?! :wink:

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all I want for bitchmas is to fuck a sheep fuck a sheep fuck a sheep all I want for bitchmas is to fuck a sheep if I could fuck a sheep then I could wish you a well stacked BITCHMAS!!!!

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Gacktity Whackity wrote:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all I want for bitchmas is to fuck a sheep fuck a sheep fuck a sheep all I want for bitchmas is to fuck a sheep if I could fuck a sheep then I could wish you a well stacked BITCHMAS!!!!


... I could so arrange that. XD


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Gacktity Whackity wrote:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all I want for bitchmas is to fuck a sheep fuck a sheep fuck a sheep all I want for bitchmas is to fuck a sheep if I could fuck a sheep then I could wish you a well stacked BITCHMAS!!!!


*puts on my sheep-pimp hat*

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*puts on my sheep-pimp hat*
*watches Gobby put on 15" strap-on*

Didn't know you were into that sort of thing cyb...


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Lets see, that is legal in ?.
Oh yeah, New Zealand, one county in Texas, Montana, and 3 provinces of Canada.
Have at it, just dont scare the cattle.


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Good thing Chanukah didnt get hijacked. 16 presents for me and none for you! :D

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I think Ireland would be open too. Darkie was telling us how all the sheep had blue painted on their arses.

15"? Is that how deep the sheep's uterus goes? Wow. o_o

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I am impressed by the speed it took for this thread to start talking about sheepfucking.

But I still prefer goats, myself.

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You wouldn't say that about goats if you'd ever been around the things....

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 Post subject: Currently operating under the influence of testosterone... blame Ezelek.
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You wouldn't say that about goats if you'd ever been inside the things....

Fixed it for you, Clay. ^__^

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There's Wales too; the Welsh are world renowned for sheep fucking.

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Hey, why do Scotsmen wear kilts?






Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile off. :lol:


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HASTA LA VISTA, KRINGLE!

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Goats are so much more fun than sheep, though.

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OH Noes! the Easter Bunny is next!

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