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 Post subject: Bit Torrent Porn of all kinds. And all yours for NOTHING.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:47 pm 
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Yeah, I searched around the site to see if anyone had given a link to this sire before, so if I missed something and this is moot information then many apologies from me.

If not then fucking knock yourselves out guys. I have been all weeked.

Hentai, Asian, Tits, BBW, Lesbian, Fetish, Bondage, Amature, Clips, Movies all sorts. Love it.

http://empornium.us:6969/

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<3 <3 <3

Onion is hereby awarded the Golden Eronarn Star of Pr0n (and no, it's not quite the glue that's making it sticky...)
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That's ok. I'm sure I have some of the 'not quite glue' in my hair right now anyway.

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First Onion post response: O_O <3

2nd Onion post response: O_O

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It's what happens when you spend a large majority of your weekend downloading and watching porn in company.

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...Can I move in with you?

Please??

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Can you pay for the internet connection I need to download that much porn that quickly?

Ahh yes, true love does indeed wait for broadband.

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Onion status:

-Gives us porn
-Has breasts
-Has shown us provocative pictures taunting us with the aformentioned breasts
-Has a parrot in her avatar
-Currently has a forum-goer looking at her through her window...
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Parrots, Porn and Voyeurism. Sure doesn't get any better than this.

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Ah, let us not forget your supposed "virginity" you owe me Onion. We had a deal

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Don't 'suppose' about my virginity.

IT'S ALL REAL DAMNIT.

now if only i could figure out a way to burst the blood capsule inside my vagine without using some kind of explosive and a length of cable...

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now if only i could figure out a way to burst the blood capsule inside my vagine without using some kind of explosive and a length of cable...


just get the ones that dissolve, though a whole capsule might be over doing it a bit
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I want a kind of squirting affect. It can be my trade mark. I can call myself 'The Turbo Virgin' and get fan boys to write comics about me.

And then?

The world.

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gruuu....must....follow....Onion.....

NO! Must....stay....true....to RISKY...GRRAAAAA

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When we form the 'B0rb Alliance' you can follow both of us.

Female superhero's will no longer suck...

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onion wrote:
Female superhero's will no longer suck...


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/me is TOTALLY in on that

EDIT: well...that being the allience, NOT the female-superheros no longer sucking

...that would be much less fun...

...oh, you mean Crappy? Yea, then they'd no longer be crappy

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You know what this means.

Time to make an Onion Fanclub, I declare myself Lord High Executive Commander.
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We would of course suck. Each other's various orrifices that is. (vidoes would be available)

We would have 'fluffers' or minions to see to that unwashed yet worshipful male masses.

i see my pills haven't kicked in yet

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Eronarn wrote:
You know what this means.

Time to make an Onion Fanclub, I declare myself Lord High Executive Commander.


Lord Fappington approves mightily of this thread.

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