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Actor's on a plane!

Muthafucking Actor's on a Muthafucking PLANE!
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Actor's on a plane!

Muthafucking Actor's on a Muthafucking PLANE!


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Actor's on a plane!

Muthafucking Actor's on a Muthafucking PLANE!


I was thinking the same thing.
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krylex wrote:
Urban Wild Cat wrote:
Actor's on a plane!

Muthafucking Actor's on a Muthafucking PLANE!


I was thinking the same thing.


Everyone was thinking that.

You see a plane - you see something on a plane - you think motherfucking something on a motherfucking plane.

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Precisely.


Motherfucking precisely on a motherfucking plane.

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Motherfucking everything is on this got-damned plane.

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It is motherfucking crowded on this motherfucking plane.

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I'm tired of all these mother fuckin' memes on this mother fuckin' meme!

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I think we're all missing something very obvious here: How the Fuck did Actor get his way through Aussie Customs and/or through any Do Not Fly Lists (Aussie Style) to even get on the damn plane in the first place?

That's like letting bin Laden fly on Southwest...which would be funny as hell to see.

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I think we're all missing something very obvious here: How the Fuck did Actor get his way through Aussie Customs and/or through any Do Not Fly Lists (Aussie Style) to even get on the damn plane in the first place?

That's like letting bin Laden fly on Southwest...which would be funny as hell to see.


I think I broke their Toilets, there was this lady at the door begging me to let her in and I was like "I've got to tame this mother-fucking snake on this mother fucking plane!"
I then kind of used my legs in the wrong way in a place thats pretty cramped anyway and broke it.

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actor_au wrote:
BandMan2K wrote:
I think we're all missing something very obvious here: How the Fuck did Actor get his way through Aussie Customs and/or through any Do Not Fly Lists (Aussie Style) to even get on the damn plane in the first place?

That's like letting bin Laden fly on Southwest...which would be funny as hell to see.


I think I broke their Toilets, there was this lady at the door begging me to let her in and I was like "I've got to tame this mother-fucking snake on this mother fucking plane!"
I then kind of used my legs in the wrong way in a place thats pretty cramped anyway and broke it.

Actor.


Now see...this is where you should've gone running up and down the aisle saying, "The toilets are down! We can't shit! Let me piss and shit on you!"

I would've paid good money to record that and pay for your bail for involving the Air Marshals.

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I'm currently in a room with a couple of weird people who work in real estate having sex behind me.

I don't quite know what to do in a situation like this.
So I'm getting naked.

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At times like this, it's important to show solidarity.
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I got naked I think.
Then I passed out in my car.
I slept with my feet out the window because I'm too tall to lie in the car.
I also found I'd written a musical playlist on my arm as I was working the music selection for a while, and next to the list is the words "Stop Staring" which I'm pretty sure I wrote.
I've yet to explore the rest of my body for writing but will keep you all up to date on it when I do...

I love Anzac day.

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actor_au wrote:
I got naked I think.
Then I passed out in my car.
I slept with my feet out the window because I'm too tall to lie in the car.
I also found I'd written a musical playlist on my arm as I was working the music selection for a while, and next to the list is the words "Stop Staring" which I'm pretty sure I wrote.
I've yet to explore the rest of my body for writing but will keep you all up to date on it when I do...

I love Anzac day.

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..and once again Proof that anything I do in life is nothing in comparison to actor's normal day.

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...and now I commit Double Postage to gain post number four thousand.

I can be such a whore.

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