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Patrick Swayze
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Darkie? Total dickgirl.

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Kali_Ava wrote:
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And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is disturbing. I'm going to go bleach my mind now.

-RtSG


Then I guess Darkie and my's plan to get a 15" mechanical strap on and take pictues of lesbian action is going to disturb you even more ^_~

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....can I be photographer?

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BDM05 wrote:
Kali_Ava wrote:
Rae wrote:
And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is disturbing. I'm going to go bleach my mind now.

-RtSG


Then I guess Darkie and my's plan to get a 15" mechanical strap on and take pictues of lesbian action is going to disturb you even more ^_~

O_O

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....can I be photographer?

Screw that, can I bring myself?

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BDM05 wrote:
Kali_Ava wrote:
Rae wrote:
And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is disturbing. I'm going to go bleach my mind now.

-RtSG


Then I guess Darkie and my's plan to get a 15" mechanical strap on and take pictues of lesbian action is going to disturb you even more ^_~

O_O

HAWT

....can I be photographer?


Sure, we need someone. But there's *snag* probably no real nudity. But if I can get the money to afford/create that strap-on, I could probably find the money to also get nude suits for us both so it's all the better.

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In porno, wolfie would be the giagantically huge guy that only the most capable stars could sleep with. Kitty, Actor, and I are all the Ron Jeremy types.
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BDM05
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Kali_Ava wrote:
Sure, we need someone. But there's *snag* probably no real nudity. But if I can get the money to afford/create that strap-on, I could probably find the money to also get nude suits for us both so it's all the better.

:O

Works for me...and side's, you naked would=VERY illegal...

...Darkie on the other hand... :D

I'm a hair confused as to how exactly strap-on porn would work with nude-suits though...

'spose I'll find out eventually

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Bah. Won't see me doing this.

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In porno, wolfie would be the giagantically huge guy that only the most capable stars could sleep with. Kitty, Actor, and I are all the Ron Jeremy types.

...the Baron would be artificial.

Cheater.
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...the Baron would be CG.

Cheater.

Fixed, er, specified it for you.

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It's funny, in a sad way, because everybody knows it's not real.
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Patrick Swayze
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It's funny, in a sad way, because everybody knows it's not real.

But it served its purpose of stopping people from fighting to see who gets the highest postcount.

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I don't have many posts. I mean, I have been gone for a while but I don't post a lot here for some reason. At some other forum I have 1500 posts and I have only been there for a month. I guess I like you people too much to spam, lol

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krylex wrote:
In porno, wolfie would be the giagantically huge guy that only the most capable stars could sleep with. Kitty, Actor, and I are all the Ron Jeremy types.


I can live with that.

Actor.

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Kali_Ava wrote:
BDM05 wrote:
Kali_Ava wrote:
Rae wrote:
And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is disturbing. I'm going to go bleach my mind now.

-RtSG


Then I guess Darkie and my's plan to get a 15" mechanical strap on and take pictues of lesbian action is going to disturb you even more ^_~

O_O

HAWT

....can I be photographer?


Sure, we need someone. But there's *snag* probably no real nudity. But if I can get the money to afford/create that strap-on, I could probably find the money to also get nude suits for us both so it's all the better.


We're going to MAKE the strap-on? AWESOME. Now we need balloons and lots of paper mache.

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congrats <s>less-than-1/3-me</s> Wark.

I would also like to take this time to point out I am the longest surviving post whore. Still doing over 12ppd.

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Dude: Guys, check out my awesome postcount! It's huge!
Guys: So...you have a really small penis.
Dude: Wha...no! I have a really big postcount, that's all. C'mon, guys, check it out!
Guys: How small are we talking about here? Four, five inches?
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I believe I'll take this moment to congratulate you on your total dedication to slacking. I'd also like to take this moment and note that this post is completely worthless and only a weak attempt at postwhoring.

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You use too many words.

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You use too many words.

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What he said.

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What he said.

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