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I dont seem to understand what this burning sensation in my eyes is after reading all of this.....(runs to mirror)...... MY EYES ARE ON FIRE!!!

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In all honesty its very cool you can translate this stuff. I used to but ive gotten real sloppy. I can hardly read any of that stuff anymore....

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shoonra wrote:
[and now, more work for link (if he chooses to accept it).

as some of you might know (and deny) vincent from ffvii is often portrayed as a pansy pretty boy with ample angst and gothic tendencies in yaoi and shounen ai dujinshis.
this doesnt quite seem to be the case in the following one:

Ah, Shoonie. You always know how to make me laugh...with funny, fucked-up doujinshi.

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Nana (Volume) 3: Vincent Chapter

The Beast of the Darkness

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My name...is Vincent Valentine

I am the man who carries sins deeper than the depths of the earth

To atone for my sins I have decided to join Cloud and his friends

Love Song for One

However...

Yuffie: That Gold Saucer was really fun!
I beat Mog House without continuing once!

Cloud: We'll have to take everyone and go again sometime

Vincent: Once again they speak of that which I do not know of

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"And wasn't Cosmo Canyon great too?"

"I'll never forget the look on Nanaki's face!"

This feeling I get sometimes...that of an outsider

Vincent: Yes...it is just like having transferred to a new junior high school in the middle of the semester...

For I am a man of many sins...Perhaps it is inevitable that I can not fit in with others

"Hey, it's a rocket!"

Cid: Man...

You guys must be incredibly stupid to go against the likes of Shinra

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Cid: So why are ya anyways?

Yuffie: Why, cause we're following Sephiroth, silly!

Cid: Dammit, how many times I gotta tell ya that doesn't answer my question!

Yuffie: Well, you don't have to be so MEAN about it!

That's right...Cid has also joined our group recently, so he doesn't know anything either...

Vincent: I'm sure he is suffering the same lonely feelings as I am...
I must be sure to be nice to him

Vincent: Cid...
If there is ever anything bothering you, do not hesitate to ask me for help

Cid: Eep!

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Vincent Vision:

Cid: Su..sure

Cid: Thanks

Vincent: ...he told me "Thanks"...
Oh, he must have been SO very lonesome

Could it be?!

Could it be that Cid has...fallen in love with me?!

Oh, what a man of many sins I am!

Vincent: But for now, I guess we should start with exchanging diaries...

Highwind in danger!

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"How Beasty are you? Test Results"
(Note: Sadly these scans were a little too low quality for me to make out the explaining text)

A: Cid Highwind

B: 100% Beast Vincent

C: Sephiroth

D: 50% Beast Vincent

E: 0% Beast Vincent

F: Cloud

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Continued: A Night at the Gold Saucer

Cid: Alright, I'm gonna take a bath

Cid: Gotta love being the first one in the tub

For some reason I find myself in the same room as Cid...

Cloud must have noticed Cid's feelings and arranged this situation for us

Reality:

Vincent: I would be MOST appreciative if you were to put me with Cid...
With Cid...
With Cid...

Cloud: ...I'm scared...


He's been in there for a long time...
Could it be that he's inviting me?

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Could it be...that he's just waiting for me to come in and join him?

Cid: Vincent? Could you wash my back for me?

Cid: Vincent...

Cid: What are you doing? Hurry up and get in

Vincent: Er, well, you see...

Cid: Don't be so modest

Cid: Vincent...

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Cid: Let me be the one to warm your frozen heart...

Vincent: Cid...

Vincent: I understand, Cid...I can tell you've been wanting me

Vincent: If I refuse, it will only hurt you
There is but one thing I can do...accept your feelings for me with open arms...

Beast

Cid: Ahh, good bath

Vincent: Cid...I didn't know you were out

Cid: Yup, sure am. What are you doing there half naked?

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Cid: Oh yeah, you want a beer?

Vincent: What's this?

Vincent: Cid giving me alcohol?!

Vincent: Just what could he be trying to do?

Vincent: If...if that's your intention, then

Vincent: I will!...

Cid: Zzzzzz

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Vincent: Cid...

Vincent: How cute! He fell asleep waiting for me

Vincent: He's so adorable

Cid: Aaaaah!

The Captain's in trouble! Will he realize the true nature of the Beast in time?!

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Vincent Breakdown!
(Note: Another page I couldn't make out most of the text on)

Valentine Headband

Valentine Mouth

Valentine Heart <3 <3

Valentine Right Arm

Valentine Left Arm

Valentine Beast

Valentine Footsies

Limit Breaks <3

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Not Yet Rotten

Vincent: Cid...I have a favor to ask you

Vincent: My ear itches...could you scratch it for me?

Cid: You kidding me? Do it yourself

Cid: Why should I have to...

Vincent: It's my hand

Vincent: As you can see, it has been changed to something inhuman...on that despicable day long, long ago...

Cid: Vince...

Cid: Alright, I get it. I'll help ya out
Come on, gimme your ear
Sorry for asking you 'bout something so painful

Vincent: I would prefer to do so by resting my head on your lap...

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Cid: Huh?

Cid: What's this?

Maggots?!

Vincent: Ah yes, it has been rather hot lately...

Cid: That's not an answer!

The Captain has discovered the presence of the Beast! Can he get away intact?!

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"Before we fight, see your loved ones and make sure of your resolve"

...Yes. That is what Cloud said

The person important to me...the woman I love

Lucrecia!

...No. I can't. If I go to see her, she will only suffer...
(Not to mention it was me who killed Hojo)

I am a man of many sins. Surely there is no one who needs me now...

Wait...there was one

Serenade for One

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Cid: Might as well bring home a souvenir or two, since it's been so long and all

Vincent: You are returning to your village?

Cid: Yup. Since I've been reckless and distant for so long...

Cid: It's only right

Cid: That I show her how much I truly care

Vincent: Cid...you mean

Vincent: You mean to say you think that much of me?

Vincent: Very well then...

Learn to hear what people are saying

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Vincent: From now on, I am yours

Vincent: Show me how much you care...

Cid: Wha..wha...
What the hell?!?!?!

Vincent: There is no need to say it

Vincent: I knew it from the moment you laid eyes on me

Vincent: It's just...I never had the courage to accept your feelings until now

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Vincent: Your fiery heart has melted my own frozen one

Vincent: Now, while our future lies before us unknown, let me return your love

Vincent: Now come...

Vincent: Cid...If you love me, you will become unhappy

Vincent: I only hope you will understand and accept that this is our fate, and that you will not be afraid

Cid: Screeeeeaaaaaam!!!!!

Cloud: Tifa, did you just hear something?

Tifa: It's nothing. Just your imagination

Cloud:...I'm hungry

Cid:Oh god...my ass!

"Vincent!"

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Cloud: You came!

Vincent: Of course

Cloud: But...Vincent

Cloud: You always had that look on your face...the one that said "It's none of my business"

Cloud: I was so sure you wouldn't come, and yet...you did
I'm SO happy

Cloud: Alright, let's go get Sephiroth!
Everyone: Yeah!

Vincent: Could it be that...Cloud has fallen in love with me?

Vincent: The Man who Lives for Love.
His next target could be you...

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*dies laughing*
thanks so much link <3
my offer still stands :wink:


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No problem. As long as you or others keep finding funny doujinshi, I'll keep sharing the laughs.

And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

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ANT Link wrote:
And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

;)


where do you live though? :o


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ANT Link wrote:
And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

;)


where do you live though? :o


He lives near me. That scare you off yet?


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kemo~
Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
ANT Link wrote:
And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

;)


where do you live though? :o


He lives near me. That scare you off yet?

not even a little.


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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:31 am 
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kemo~
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shoonra wrote:
ANT Link wrote:
And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

;)


where do you live though? :o


He lives near me. That scare you off yet?

not even a little.


Nice! So when do me and Ant meet you? :P


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Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
kemo~
Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
ANT Link wrote:
And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

;)


where do you live though? :o


He lives near me. That scare you off yet?

not even a little.


Nice! So when do me and Ant meet you? :P

depends, just how far away are you?


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shoonra wrote:
Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
kemo~
Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
ANT Link wrote:
And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

;)


where do you live though? :o


He lives near me. That scare you off yet?

not even a little.


Nice! So when do me and Ant meet you? :P

depends, just how far away are you?


Berkshire County, Massachusetts, US of Ass.


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Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
kemo~
Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
ANT Link wrote:
And as for your offer: when did I say I wasn't gonna take you up on it?

;)


where do you live though? :o


He lives near me. That scare you off yet?

not even a little.


Nice! So when do me and Ant meet you? :P

depends, just how far away are you?


Berkshire County, Massachusetts, US of Ass.

ack. dont hold your breathe.


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i already know what it says but i post it anyways (plus the Bastard pic i wanted to post was too large for file size. might post it later)

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Heh. I'm ashamed to say that I didn't remember where this was from at first.

And for the benefit of those who may not already know what it says...

Start

"Hey, girly!"

"You wanna play with us?"
"Way to go, Tak! This one's a hottie!"

"My name's Shibuimaru Takuo, but my buddies call me ShibuTak. Hehe. So come on girly, ride with us."
"Ah, you always say that, Tak"
Girl: I, I'm sorry but...

Strange guy on Robot Bike: "Let that person go!"
"Wh, wha?!"

"Tak! Look ou..."

"Aaah!"

Raito: Tha...
that's the first time I've seen it!

Raito: Mechazawa!
It's the real thing!
(I wonder if I can get it's autograph...)

"...and he is now in captivity on suspicion of being the second Kira"

"...Why am I always the one to get caught..."

End

Kashi - Even if your presence was a factor, it's not like you're gonna be living near me for that much longer, so why bring it up at all?

Shoonie - Yup, Massachusetts is my current place of residence. So where do you live then?

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Jerusalem, Israel.


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Jerusalem, Israel.


I smell roadtrip!


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