I was browsing the SA forums again and came across this horrible, but hilarious, link to, of all things, a Super Mario RPG hentai doujinshi. Out of sheer morbid curiosity I checked it out, and found it simultaneously disturbing and mirthful. I assumed, hopefully not incorrectly, that if anyone else would enjoy something like this it'd be you guys, so I decided to translate it and make it available for you all to enjoy. Hope you laugh as much as I did.
Luigi: Hi everyone! Long time no see! How have you been?
Luigi: It's me, Luigi!
Luigi: Everyone, have you all played Super Mario RPG yet?
Luigi: In this one my brother and his friends have lots of adventures in the world of roleplaying!
Luigi:
I won't be in it, but I'll be cheering them on from the shadows!
Luigi: Why me...
By: Gorou Horikawa
Narration: At that time, Princess Peach was being held captive in Booster's Tower
Narration: In an instant, a giant sword from the sky came and pierced Bowser's castle
Narration: At that moment Princess Peach and the others were all blown to different locations from the resulting shockwave
Peach: ...Mario...
Booster: Well?
Booster: You decide become wife?
Box: Booster
Booster: Stop be stubborn and be wife. Is your destiny.
Booster: Answer!
Peach: Aa!
Booster: Mm, big boobs. They all mine
Peach: Aa, don't!
Peach: Ooh
Peach: Aah
Booster: You have very dirty body. When married everything my toy.
Peach: Aah!
Peach: Please...don't touch me...there...
Booster: What?
Booster: Odd. If not like it why there so wet?
Peach:.....Ah...
Narration: That's right...
Narration: By now I have been kidnapped and my body violated by Bowser many times over...
Narration: Each time my body was invaded by his sperm and toyed with by his claws, something inside me was awakening...
Narration: And now I am...
Booster: Lick!
Booster: I not wash dick in one month. Clean well with tongue.
Peach: It stinks...
Peach: Gulp...
Peach: Mm...
Peach: Ooh...
Booster: This your dick. Lick for all you worth
Peach: This...
Peach: ...grotesque, filthy thing is...
Peach: Right now...
Peach: ....the only thing I want...
Peach: Aaah!
Booster: Mm, pussy look yummy. I think I have some.
Peach: Uhn...
Henchman: Please excuse us, Master Booster
Henchman: Master Booster
Booster: What you want, underlings?
Henchman: It is said that it is better to save your first night for your wedding
Henchman: For your wedding
Booster: Really?
Booster: Ok, no pussy today
Narration: I...
Narration: I was being violated...and yet...
Narration: I'm feeling disappointed?
Booster: Today I go up butt
Peach: Wha?!
Peach: No, you can't
Peach: Not all of a sudde...Aah!
Peach: Aaaaaah....uhhhhnnnn
Peach: I...I...I like it...
Narration: At that time, Mario and his friends were...
Nancy: Toad...
Toady: Nancy...
Toad: I love you
Nancy: Me too!
Toad: Wha?!
Toad: Who are you! What do you think you're doing!?
Geno: In RPGs it's standard practice to go about entering people's homes unlawfully
100...200...300...
Mallow: Yeah, yeah
Sign: Unfortunately there is no Search command in this game
Mario: Oh, really?
Mallow: This sucks!
Nancy: Aaah!
Mario: This pisses me off. I'm gonna fuck this bitch
Nancy: No, don't! Aaah!
Toad: What are you doing to my Nancy?!
Mallow: Shaddup!
Mallow: We're the Special Rescue Force out to save Princess Peach! You got a problem with us, you take it to the castle!
Toad: What?! There's no way!
Nancy: Aaah! Help me Toad!
Nancy: Aaaaaah!
Nancy: Eeeeeee!
Toad: Aaah! Nancy! Nancyyyy!
Mallow: Hehehe, hey guys, let me have a shot soon
Narration: This is Marrymore Village
Henchman: And do you, Princess Peach, take Master Booster to be your lawfully wedded husband, and pledge undying loyalty to him, for as long as you both shall live?
Booster: Say it!
Peach: Ah...
Peach: I...
Peach: I do...
Henchman: Then as proof of your fealty, you may now lick Master Booster's shoes
Hallelujah hallelujah
Narration: So, now I'm married...
Narration: And to...
Narration: Such a beastly person
Narration: ...but
Narration: Now...
Narration: That might be ok...
Peach: Wha?!
Peach: Mario?
Sign: I'm sorry to have to tell you, but there is still no Search command in this game
Mario: Rrgh, not here too?!
Bowser: What a stupid RPG!
Peach: Huh?
Mario: This pisses me off. I'm gonna fuck this bitch
Mallow: Hehehe, hey guys, let me have a shot soon
Peach: Aaaaah!
Narration: This...
Narration: ...might be good too
Between Panels: Princess Peach joined your party!
Sign: Next: Mario 64!
Peach: Aah...
The End