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 Post subject: Your childhood memories violated: Super Mario Hentai
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:32 pm 
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I was browsing the SA forums again and came across this horrible, but hilarious, link to, of all things, a Super Mario RPG hentai doujinshi. Out of sheer morbid curiosity I checked it out, and found it simultaneously disturbing and mirthful. I assumed, hopefully not incorrectly, that if anyone else would enjoy something like this it'd be you guys, so I decided to translate it and make it available for you all to enjoy. Hope you laugh as much as I did.

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Luigi: Hi everyone! Long time no see! How have you been?
Luigi: It's me, Luigi!

Luigi: Everyone, have you all played Super Mario RPG yet?
Luigi: In this one my brother and his friends have lots of adventures in the world of roleplaying!

Luigi: I won't be in it, but I'll be cheering them on from the shadows!

Luigi: Why me...
By: Gorou Horikawa

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Narration: At that time, Princess Peach was being held captive in Booster's Tower

Narration: In an instant, a giant sword from the sky came and pierced Bowser's castle

Narration: At that moment Princess Peach and the others were all blown to different locations from the resulting shockwave

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Peach: ...Mario...

Booster: Well?
Booster: You decide become wife?
Box: Booster

Booster: Stop be stubborn and be wife. Is your destiny.

Booster: Answer!

Peach: Aa!
Booster: Mm, big boobs. They all mine

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Peach: Aa, don't!

Peach: Ooh
Peach: Aah
Booster: You have very dirty body. When married everything my toy.

Peach: Aah!

Peach: Please...don't touch me...there...
Booster: What?

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Booster: Odd. If not like it why there so wet?

Peach:.....Ah...
Narration: That's right...

Narration: By now I have been kidnapped and my body violated by Bowser many times over...

Narration: Each time my body was invaded by his sperm and toyed with by his claws, something inside me was awakening...

Narration: And now I am...

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Booster: Lick!

Booster: I not wash dick in one month. Clean well with tongue.

Peach: It stinks...

Peach: Gulp...

Peach: Mm...
Peach: Ooh...

Booster: This your dick. Lick for all you worth

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Peach: This...
Peach: ...grotesque, filthy thing is...

Peach: Right now...
Peach: ....the only thing I want...

Peach: Aaah!

Booster: Mm, pussy look yummy. I think I have some.
Peach: Uhn...

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Henchman: Please excuse us, Master Booster
Henchman: Master Booster
Booster: What you want, underlings?

Henchman: It is said that it is better to save your first night for your wedding
Henchman: For your wedding
Booster: Really?

Booster: Ok, no pussy today

Narration: I...

Narration: I was being violated...and yet...
Narration: I'm feeling disappointed?

Booster: Today I go up butt
Peach: Wha?!

Peach: No, you can't
Peach: Not all of a sudde...Aah!

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Peach: Aaaaaah....uhhhhnnnn

Peach: I...I...I like it...

Narration: At that time, Mario and his friends were...

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Nancy: Toad...
Toady: Nancy...

Toad: I love you
Nancy: Me too!

Toad: Wha?!

Toad: Who are you! What do you think you're doing!?

Geno: In RPGs it's standard practice to go about entering people's homes unlawfully
100...200...300...
Mallow: Yeah, yeah

Sign: Unfortunately there is no Search command in this game
Mario: Oh, really?
Mallow: This sucks!

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Nancy: Aaah!

Mario: This pisses me off. I'm gonna fuck this bitch
Nancy: No, don't! Aaah!

Toad: What are you doing to my Nancy?!

Mallow: Shaddup!

Mallow: We're the Special Rescue Force out to save Princess Peach! You got a problem with us, you take it to the castle!
Toad: What?! There's no way!

Nancy: Aaah! Help me Toad!
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Nancy: Aaaaaah!

Nancy: Eeeeeee!

Toad: Aaah! Nancy! Nancyyyy!
Mallow: Hehehe, hey guys, let me have a shot soon

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Narration: This is Marrymore Village

Henchman: And do you, Princess Peach, take Master Booster to be your lawfully wedded husband, and pledge undying loyalty to him, for as long as you both shall live?

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Booster: Say it!
Peach: Ah...

Peach: I...
Peach: I do...

Henchman: Then as proof of your fealty, you may now lick Master Booster's shoes
Hallelujah hallelujah

Narration: So, now I'm married...

Narration: And to...

Narration: Such a beastly person

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Narration: ...but

Narration: Now...
Narration: That might be ok...

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Peach: Wha?!

Peach: Mario?

Sign: I'm sorry to have to tell you, but there is still no Search command in this game
Mario: Rrgh, not here too?!
Bowser: What a stupid RPG!

Peach: Huh?

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Mario: This pisses me off. I'm gonna fuck this bitch
Mallow: Hehehe, hey guys, let me have a shot soon
Peach: Aaaaah!

Narration: This...
Narration: ...might be good too

Between Panels: Princess Peach joined your party!

Sign: Next: Mario 64!
Peach: Aah...

The End

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:52 pm 
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... After Calvin & Hobbes pr0n, I feel nothing.

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Ezelek wrote:
... After Calvin & Hobbes pr0n, I feel nothing.


I think I vaguely remember selling the tattered remains of my soul in exchange for a vast army of Jin-Roh knock-offs while drunk one night.

Unfortunately, they can't fight worth shit, so they're starring as extras in some video game.

The point is, my childhood has already been raped so many times that I feel nothing. Very few things remain on the internet that can still disturb me.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:20 pm 
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I am entertanied.


But yea, Jaded like all get out. I give you an A for effort, but this is really nothing bad.


Funny looking Mario Bros. though.

Edit: Here, a prime example

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I saw this a couple of weeks ago on 4chan (untranslated of course). All I really have to say is that all the characters are hell freaky looking.


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Peach is not a shemale?

I always thought that she was.

Actor.

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My virgin eyes!

/clutches is eyes as they begin to ooze blood and what have you

Gah!

Wow, for some reason I just thought about how much I really used to love The Land Before Time. Oh, what's that link to, BDM? I think I'll go there...

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PsionicsNOTMagic wrote:
My virgin eyes!

/clutches is eyes as they begin to ooze blood and what have you

Gah!

Wow, for some reason I just thought about how much I really used to love The Land Before Time. Oh, what's that link to, BDM? I think I'll go there...


WE HAVE A VIRGIN HERE BOYS BRING OUT THE HEAVY GUNS!

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I am disapointed at Peach's lack of shemaleness, but this still wins. Now, if you don't mind, I have a few dozen friends to link this to...

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http://ntenlv.sakura.ne.jp/oeb/bbsnote. ... =1&fc=page

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Damn I never figured Peach to be that fine a lookin gal. Or that submissive and cock hungery.

Hentai teaches me something new everyday I suppose.


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I've still got the Rescue Rangers fanfic around here somewhere...

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Damn I never figured Peach to be that fine a lookin gal. Or that submissive and cock hungery.

Hentai teaches me something new everyday I suppose.


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BDM05 wrote:
I am entertained.


But yea, Jaded like all get out. I give you an A for effort, but this is really nothing bad.


Funny looking Mario Bros. though.

Edit: Here, a prime example

Eh, I wasn't expecting to shock anyone here with something worse then anything they might have already seen. I just thought it was funny, more so when you know what they're saying and thinking. If you were entertained than my goal was accomplished.

Of course, I literally LOLed when I saw that Land Before Time pic, so maybe my sense of humor is already suitably warped for this forum. Amazing what a quick shot of tubgirl on your first day can do for your sensibilities.

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Peach is not a shemale?

I always thought that she was.

Actor.

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I am disappointed at Peach's lack of shemaleness, but this still wins. Now, if you don't mind, I have a few dozen friends to link this to...

Time for me to admit to my still virgin vocabulary. Is a shemale different from a hermaphrodite and, if so, how?

And you may certainly link this, to as many dozen friends as you want. Ah, the joys of whoring your own work...

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BDM05 wrote:
I am entertained.


But yea, Jaded like all get out. I give you an A for effort, but this is really nothing bad.


Funny looking Mario Bros. though.

Edit: Here, a prime example

Eh, I wasn't expecting to shock anyone here with something worse then anything they might have already seen. I just thought it was funny, more so when you know what they're saying and thinking. If you were entertained than my goal was accomplished.

Of course, I literally LOLed when I saw that Land Before Time pic, so maybe my sense of humor is already suitably warped for this forum. Amazing what a quick shot of tubgirl on your first day can do for your sensibilities.

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Peach is not a shemale?

I always thought that she was.

Actor.

Chaz wrote:
I am disappointed at Peach's lack of shemaleness, but this still wins. Now, if you don't mind, I have a few dozen friends to link this to...

Time for me to admit to my still virgin vocabulary. Is a shemale different from a hermaphrodite and, if so, how?

And you may certainly link this, to as many dozen friends as you want. Ah, the joys of whoring your own work...


Shemale is a slang term for any human with boobs and a penis. Be it natural (hermaphrodite) or surgical.

Also are you English Second Language? I'm just curious.

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That's what I thought it meant. Never hurts to check though. Thanks for the info. Now I just have to ask why you guys thought she was a shemale in the first place.

And no, English is definitely my first language, although it's changed after living in Japan for three and a half years. Why do you ask?

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That's what I thought it meant. Never hurts to check though. Thanks for the info. Now I just have to ask why you guys thought she was a shemale in the first place.

And no, English is definitely my first language, although it's changed after living in Japan for three and a half years. Why do you ask?


Virgin vocabulary... my girlfriend is english second language (she's a west german, yes they still make the distinction) and some things like this take explaining.

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old but you get points for making me click on it whilst at work

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Lifyre wrote:
I've still got the Rescue Rangers fanfic around here somewhere...

Here.

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So old, freecartoonsex has done it.

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And I also claim the Chip n' Dale's doujinshi as my find ^^

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