Your childhood memories violated: Super Mario Hentai

IcyMonkey · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:57 am

It's 1986 I'm in the first grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess
so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass
so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushrooms and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end
where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him
Cut Mario slack
Oh shit hold on I'll be right back
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end
so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't fuck a little kid, I think
So stay grown and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone

Save the Princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy

Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin little spike animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'"
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me
you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself "Another castle in the bag"
I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standin next to the Princess' butt naked profile
That's why it's my say to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made

PsionicsNOTMagic · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:28 am

I still got some Pokemon fanfiction somewhere around here... yes, THAT kind, I was thinking of just saying "screw it" and get myself damned and all by posting it on fanfiction.net under a PG title.

Yes, I am joking. I'm not QUITE that evil.

Besides, Pokemon porn is old news.

Parallax · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:49 am

And yet I can't get enough of watching Ash get raped by Tentaclemon!

-Kitty

actor_au · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:39 am

H-Kat wrote:

And yet I can't get enough of watching Ash get raped by Tentaclemon!

-Kitty

Misty getting a shower from Bukkakemon.

Actor.

Insane_Megalomaniac · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:23 am

actor_au wrote:

H-Kat wrote:

And yet I can't get enough of watching Ash get raped by Tentaclemon!

-Kitty

Misty getting a shower from Bukkakemon.

Actor.

"Sperm Beam attack!"

Gazing Rabbit · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:37 am

Oh noes, I'm too late! the pokeporn lame-jokes flood had already started.

Parallax · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:46 am

Batten down the hatches! Pikabitch is about to blow!

-Kitty

YAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

themadthinker · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:17 pm

actor_au wrote:

H-Kat wrote:

And yet I can't get enough of watching Ash get raped by Tentaclemon!

-Kitty

Misty getting a shower from Bukkakemon.

Actor.

Go tentaclerapemon! I choose you!

shoonra · **Joined:** Fri May 07, 2004 6:25 pm **Posts:** 3635

ANT Link wrote:

I was browsing the SA forums again and came across this horrible, but hilarious, link to, of all things, a Super Mario RPG hentai doujinshi. Out of sheer morbid curiosity I checked it out, and found it simultaneously disturbing and mirthful. I assumed, hopefully not incorrectly, that if anyone else would enjoy something like this it'd be you guys, so I decided to translate it and make it available for you all to enjoy. Hope you laugh as much as I did.

ooh ooh! do sonic next! :D

Chaos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:45 pm

Ever heard of the Sakura Fanfic Archives? Over 200 Pokemon Fanfics... I was impressed with the Crono Trigger Fanfics... and I think there was one where Samus fucked the Metroid....

themadthinker · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:12 pm

Chaos_Descending wrote:

Ever heard of the Sakura Fanfic Archives? Over 200 Pokemon Fanfics... I was impressed with the Crono Trigger Fanfics... and I think there was one where Samus fucked the Metroid....

Code:

http://www.wwoec.com/artist/fenrir/Fenrir-009b.jpg
http://www.wwoec.com/artist/fenrir/Samus.jpg

Fenrir's actually a hell good artist, I only wish he'd put more of his stuff online.

Coded because wwoec doesn't like hotlinking.

Vet Sgt Antenor · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:49 pm

shoonra wrote:

ANT Link wrote:

I was browsing the SA forums again and came across this horrible, but hilarious, link to, of all things, a Super Mario RPG hentai doujinshi. Out of sheer morbid curiosity I checked it out, and found it simultaneously disturbing and mirthful. I assumed, hopefully not incorrectly, that if anyone else would enjoy something like this it'd be you guys, so I decided to translate it and make it available for you all to enjoy. Hope you laugh as much as I did.

ooh ooh! do sonic next! :D

I've seen some sonic stuff out there, and apartly tails turns out to be female.

Ezelek · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:43 pm

themadthinker wrote:

Code:

http://www.wwoec.com/artist/fenrir/Fenrir-009b.jpg
http://www.wwoec.com/artist/fenrir/Samus.jpg

Fenrir's actually a hell good artist, I only wish he'd put more of his stuff online.

Coded because wwoec doesn't like hotlinking.

Empty's Peach work is also quite well done.

themadthinker · **Posted:** Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:44 pm

Vet Sgt Antenor wrote:

shoonra wrote:

ANT Link wrote:

I was browsing the SA forums again and came across this horrible, but hilarious, link to, of all things, a Super Mario RPG hentai doujinshi. Out of sheer morbid curiosity I checked it out, and found it simultaneously disturbing and mirthful. I assumed, hopefully not incorrectly, that if anyone else would enjoy something like this it'd be you guys, so I decided to translate it and make it available for you all to enjoy. Hope you laugh as much as I did.

ooh ooh! do sonic next! :D

I've seen some sonic stuff out there, and apartly tails turns out to be female.

Or it's Yaoi. Just ask shoonra, I'm sure she has some tucked away.

shoonra · **Joined:** Fri May 07, 2004 6:25 pm **Posts:** 3635

themadthinker wrote:

Vet Sgt Antenor wrote:

shoonra wrote:

ANT Link wrote:

I was browsing the SA forums again and came across this horrible, but hilarious, link to, of all things, a Super Mario RPG hentai doujinshi. Out of sheer morbid curiosity I checked it out, and found it simultaneously disturbing and mirthful. I assumed, hopefully not incorrectly, that if anyone else would enjoy something like this it'd be you guys, so I decided to translate it and make it available for you all to enjoy. Hope you laugh as much as I did.

ooh ooh! do sonic next! :D

I've seen some sonic stuff out there, and apartly tails turns out to be female.

Or it's Yaoi. Just ask shoonra, I'm sure she has some tucked away.

i do actually. but im reffering to the sonic hentai dujinshi thats been going around with the female tails.

should i upload it for you link dear?

ANT Link · **Joined:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:24 am **Posts:** 70

shoonra wrote:

themadthinker wrote:

Vet Sgt Antenor wrote:

shoonra wrote:

[ooh ooh! do sonic next! :D

I've seen some sonic stuff out there, and apartly tails turns out to be female.

Or it's Yaoi. Just ask shoonra, I'm sure she has some tucked away.

i do actually. but im reffering to the sonic hentai dujinshi thats been going around with the female tails.

should i upload it for you link dear?

Sure, go for it. Now that I know that all my other childhood icons like Mario, Metroid, Land Before Time and probably Sesame Street have all been made into porn (and no, that's not an invitation to see any Bert and Ernie hardcore puppet action) why stop at only Mario? :D

Parallax · **Posted:** Sun May 01, 2005 10:21 am

Quote:

Mario, Metroid, Land Before Time and probably Sesame Street

Seen them all.

Motherfucker I think I've seen everything online.

Even the My Little Pony pics.

They like Rainbow Brite. Alot, it seems.

-Kitty

krylex · **Posted:** Sun May 01, 2005 10:22 am

I like the fact that it was translated. Saves me the trouble of actually having to learn to read a foriegn language to get the joke.

PsionicsNOTMagic · **Posted:** Sun May 01, 2005 5:48 pm

Gazing Rabbit wrote:

Oh noes, I'm too late! the pokeporn lame-jokes flood had already started.

I apologize so much.

I guess the thing that was all "hell nah" or some such about this was that I actually played Super Mario Bros. as a small child. It wasn't until much later that I actually started watching Pokemon (Yes, I can admit it now, I watched Pokemon in friggin high school... still a child, just less so).

You know, that reminds me, I haven't played Super Mario Bros. Whatever the Ferk the Super Nintendo Version Is in a while.

shoonra · **Joined:** Fri May 07, 2004 6:25 pm **Posts:** 3635

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