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Ah, Tails. Always have I loved your well-formed breasts.

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*laughs himself silly*

This is great. I'll get right on it.

Starting translation...now.

20 Minutes Later

EDIT: And...done.

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Title: Go for it, Sonic!

Sonic: Say Tails, why are you always following me around anyway?
Tails: Eh?

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Tails: Well...you see...
Tails: It's....
Sonic: Huh?

Tails: It's because I love you, Sonic!
Eep, I said it!
Sonic: Whaaaa?!

Sonic: Dude, what are you thinking?! We're both guys and...

Tails: Actually, Sonic
Tails: The truth is...

Tails: I've just never told you that....I'm actually a girl
Sonic: Ta....Tails?!

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Tails: See? Breasts

Sonic: Tails...

Tails: I couldn't stop thinking about you and they just kept growing and growing...
Sonic: Well, I...I've also been thinking of you, and....well...
Tails: Wow!!

Sonic: Tails!
Tails: Aah!

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Sonic: Tails...
Tails: Aah...

Tails: Uhn...

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Sonic: Wow

Sonic: He, here I go
Tails: Oh Sonic...

Tails: Ah, aah!

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Tails: Uh...uhhhnnn

Tails: Eee!

Tails: Ah

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Tails: Ah...aaaahhhh!!

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Tails: Sonic?
Sonic: Yes, Tails?

Tails: Does this mean I'm now your girlfriend instead of your sidekick?
Sonic: Of course!

Tails: Oh, Sonic!

Tails: Whatever you do...just don't cheat on me...k?

Tails: *giggle*
Sonic: Haha, of course I won't!

At the time, there was, of course, no way for Sonic to know that September 23, 1993, would be the day Sonic CD was released and he would meet his real girlfriend, Amy Rose...

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I knew it!

I was right all along!

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I could direct you to some stuff that would eat your soul... and which is made in the states... and is still hot. Some of you may remember the last time I gave links.

Now I have no problem with masturbating to what you have supplied today. Now if you *hrk* would excuse me *hrk* I have some business to finish. *hrk*

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While on the subject of dickgirls, a guide to the different types.


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In Japan, they probably offer a doctorate on the study of dickgirls.

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While on the subject of dickgirls,


When are we ever off the subject of dickgirls?

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I've still got the Rescue Rangers fanfic around here somewhere...

Here.

That's actually surprisingly well-done. I only read the first few pages or so, since I'd like to avoid the inevitable mouse/chipmunk sex0rs. (Although as a kid I did think Gadget was hot. It was my first exposure to a geek-girl, shut up...)

And if you're going to do an elaborate illustrated fanfiction about any 90's era Disney cartoon, everyone knows it ought to be Tale Spin.

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actor_au wrote:
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I've still got the Rescue Rangers fanfic around here somewhere...

Here.

That's actually surprisingly well-done. I only read the first few pages or so, since I'd like to avoid the inevitable mouse/chipmunk sex0rs. (Although as a kid I did think Gadget was hot. It was my first exposure to a geek-girl, shut up...)

And if you're going to do an elaborate illustrated fanfiction about any 90's era Disney cartoon, everyone knows it ought to be Tale Spin.


Duck Tales man....Duck Tales.


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In Japan, they probably offer a doctorate on the study of dickgirls.


I hear Ghastly is a professor on the subject.

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Kakashi wrote:
Wandering Idiot wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Lifyre wrote:
I've still got the Rescue Rangers fanfic around here somewhere...

Here.

That's actually surprisingly well-done. I only read the first few pages or so, since I'd like to avoid the inevitable mouse/chipmunk sex0rs. (Although as a kid I did think Gadget was hot. It was my first exposure to a geek-girl, shut up...)

And if you're going to do an elaborate illustrated fanfiction about any 90's era Disney cartoon, everyone knows it ought to be Tale Spin.


Duck Tales man....Duck Tales.


Only if it's Launchpad McQuack x Gizmoduck. Or Beagle Boys X Flintheart Glomgold.

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Ah, Launchpad. Now he was a real man....or duck.

I'm holding out for some Tailspin though.

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Marjin wrote:
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In Japan, they probably offer a doctorate on the study of dickgirls.


I hear Ghastly is a professor on the subject.


No, but he does have a doctorate.

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>.< Darkwang Duck

Is it bad if I saw all the pictures in the guide to dickgirls and said "I read that, it was kinda hot?"

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>.< Darkwang Duck

Is it bad if I saw all the pictures in the guide to dickgirls and said "I read that, it was kinda hot?"


I don't think so.

Of course, I didn't think of it as hot, but I'm not a fan of the shemale genre of pornography.

Or however you classify different types of porn.

I could probably try to get all Froid on you (yes, I spelled it wrong, I know I spelled it wrong, it's a joke). I'd likely be WRONG, and it'd likely be stupid, but I could try and explain why you thought it was hot.

But I won't do that.

To the batcave!

/gallops on his horse head on a stick thingy away

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I could probably try to get all Freud on you (yes, I spelled it wrong, I know I spelled it wrong, it's a joke).


Fixed.


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Kakashi wrote:
Wandering Idiot wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Lifyre wrote:
I've still got the Rescue Rangers fanfic around here somewhere...

Here.

That's actually surprisingly well-done. I only read the first few pages or so, since I'd like to avoid the inevitable mouse/chipmunk sex0rs. (Although as a kid I did think Gadget was hot. It was my first exposure to a geek-girl, shut up...)

And if you're going to do an elaborate illustrated fanfiction about any 90's era Disney cartoon, everyone knows it ought to be Tale Spin.


Duck Tales man....Duck Tales.


Only if it's Launchpad McQuack x Gizmoduck. Or Beagle Boys X Flintheart Glomgold.


I still want my labyrinth/Dark Crystal/Legend Yaoi fanfic. It must be out there somewhere.


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Wandering Idiot wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Lifyre wrote:
I've still got the Rescue Rangers fanfic around here somewhere...

Here.

That's actually surprisingly well-done. I only read the first few pages or so, since I'd like to avoid the inevitable mouse/chipmunk sex0rs. (Although as a kid I did think Gadget was hot. It was my first exposure to a geek-girl, shut up...)


We all thought it WI, it's okay...

...and I'll admit i'm 123 pages in. Still no rat-sex, but the story's actually kinda good. If not a little dated.

Edit: Well hey, they actually ment MATURE content, not "OMG PORN"

...Am I the first to actually read this...?

...

guys?

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ok, random request.
link: since youre already translating things could you pleeeeease tell me what this pic says?

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