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I wouldn't say that Ezzy is the one to blame. Arco wrote it. You read it. Isn't this all really just your fault for reading it?


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I wouldn't say that Ezzy is the one to blame. Arco wrote it. You read it. Isn't this all really just your fault for reading it?


On the contrary! Ezelek brought it to our attention, then summoned Arco to us. Ergo, I blame Ezelek. Knowing my luck, I was bound to finally stumble across this sooner or later. Ezelek just carried the bullet for awhile. :)

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go bury my childhood in a shallow, lime-lined grave in the middle of the woods, then pour a fifth of vodka over it. Then I'll promptly sell its location to either a necrophiliac or deranged cultist grave robbers... whoever pays more, and/or won't try to shank me in the kidneys.

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Arco makes me happy in ways that few can describe. XD

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On most forums just linking to this thread would be a permaban.

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... What have I done?

WHAT HAVE I DONE.

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Is there some sort of an "off" switch?

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Heh, I love reading these reactions. I havn't read a single story, but I want him to continue just to see how long it takes to break Ezzy.

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Ezelek wrote:
... What have I done?

WHAT HAVE I DONE.

You seem to have successfully drawn a line by which one can determine who the most, ah, flexible people on this forum are.

And we still need illustrations.

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Heh, I love reading these reactions. I havn't read a single story, but I want him to continue just to see how long it takes to break Ezzy.


Evil and immorality having been vanquished from the universe, Luke, Leia, the cute, cuddly, fuzzy little Ewoks, and the holy spirits of the departed Jedi lived happily ever after as a well-adjusted, religious and loving family with strong father and loving mother figures that devotedly raised numerous adopted children orphaned by the war, and of course several of their own created through marriage-sanctified intercourse only for the purpose of procreation, in traditional gender roles.

...and they lived in a tidy gingerbread house with pink walls, a shining white roof, and a white picket fence bordered with daisies.

If that doesn't break him, nothing will.

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Ezzykins is near impossible to break. If he did, I'm certain the world would end. He's like Atlas, except pudgier.

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Pudgy? I always thought of Ezzy as a lean, mean, fighting machine.

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Keep 'em coming, Arco.

You know, I've been thinking...perhaps we need to retitle this thread to "Arco's Personal Storytime" or give him his own forum so he can put these quality stories up for all to enjoy.

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KirimaNagi wrote:

Evil and immorality having been vanquished from the universe, Luke, Leia, the cute, cuddly, fuzzy little Ewoks, and the holy spirits of the departed Jedi lived happily ever after as a well-adjusted, religious and loving family with strong father and loving mother figures that devotedly raised numerous adopted children orphaned by the war, and of course several of their own created through marriage-sanctified intercourse only for the purpose of procreation, in traditional gender roles.

...and they lived in a tidy gingerbread house with pink walls, a shining white roof, and a white picket fence bordered with daisies.

If that doesn't break him, nothing will.


Well, that story has still got incest in it, if nothing else. :)

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....are you guys smoking crack or something?
Why yes we are... would you like some?

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I didn't actually expect you to all take to the words of Arco like ducklings to water.

In a way, I am proud, and saddened.

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I didn't actually expect you to all take to the words of Arco like ducklings to water.

In a way, I am proud, and saddened.


You telling us that you expected to just drive us all bat-shit insane with Arco's stories? Honestly, how long have you been here?

*looks at Ezzy's Join Date*

And you're telling me that this is saddening? Or is it that you thrive on others misery and you feel a bit drained from using all your summoning powah to get Arco to post in here?

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I have only so much mana, Pervy, and none of you have even attempted to offer up sacrifices to replenish it. This is saddening.

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KirimaNagi wrote:

Evil and immorality having been vanquished from the universe, Luke, Leia, the cute, cuddly, fuzzy little Ewoks, and the holy spirits of the departed Jedi lived happily ever after as a well-adjusted, religious and loving family with strong father and loving mother figures that devotedly raised numerous adopted children orphaned by the war, and of course several of their own created through marriage-sanctified intercourse only for the purpose of procreation, in traditional gender roles.

...and they lived in a tidy gingerbread house with pink walls, a shining white roof, and a white picket fence bordered with daisies.

If that doesn't break him, nothing will.


Well, that story has still got incest in it, if nothing else. :)


Crap... yeah, now that you mention it...
Then again, since they were adopted into separate families it would technically skirt the legal definition of incest in some US states, so it would only be biological incest, and... um... yeah. ^^;;;

Aw, fuggit -- think of the midichlorian levels in the kids.
The birth of a new slightly insane and/or disfigured race of Super-Jedi.

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