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 Post subject: What the..? (Liberian Gunfights)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:00 pm 
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Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.


Link from another forum... some bizarre pics in there. Figured Rupe and a few others might get a kick out of the thread.


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At first glance I thought I saw Librarian Gunfights.

And imagined old ladies shooting the fuck out of noisy bastards and each other.

Then I fapped.

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 Post subject: Local channels plz
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At first glance I thought I saw Librarian Gunfights.

And imagined old ladies shooting the fuck out of noisy bastards and each other.

Hmm, that would be worth watching.


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Read Or Die.


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That is just amazing. They better pray the UN doesn't decide to send a peacekeeping mission in force.

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Thats ol'skool gangsta.

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I'm dissapointed. I read lesbian gunfights

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Don't you ALWAYS read something as lesbian, CD?

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I'd like to.

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OmnipotentEntity wrote:
At first glance I thought I saw Librarian Gunfights.

And imagined old ladies shooting the fuck out of noisy bastards and each other.

Then I fapped.


two of the three apply for me as well.


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I'm not entirely sure I want to know which, but now I've got this morbid curiosity...

Edit: I'm thinking the first two.

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OmnipotentEntity wrote:
At first glance I thought I saw Librarian Gunfights.

And imagined old ladies shooting the fuck out of noisy bastards and each other.

Then I fapped.


two of the three apply for me as well.


I think many of us are praying it's the first two that apply for you Shoony.


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shoonra wrote:
OmnipotentEntity wrote:
At first glance I thought I saw Librarian Gunfights.

And imagined old ladies shooting the fuck out of noisy bastards and each other.

Then I fapped.


two of the three apply for me as well.


I think many of us are praying it's the first two that apply for you Shoony.


Many, but not all of us.

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The one armed over head blind shot be the sheezy yo'


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Alas, if only I had bothered to return ten days ago, I might've been able to find this thread that you speak of... oh well. Sucks to be me.

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The sad part is that's how people in this general region of the world tend to shoot. Their philosophy is that if Allah wills it, the bullets will hit, and no amount of aiming will make this differ one way or the other.

This must be part of why they have to resort to having to blow themselves up in order to even pop our tires. I'm sorry, but if you have to resort to that, you suck at war.

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Couldn't find the thread. Those forums are funny/scary.


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OmnipotentEntity wrote:
At first glance I thought I saw Librarian Gunfights.

And imagined old ladies shooting the fuck out of noisy bastards and each other.

Then I fapped.


Well, I came.

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Well I took the time to look for this again even after the link broke, so I might as well repost it.

recreation of original thread

random pics
http://www.mil.se/int/images/local/bild_063.jpg
http://www.mil.se/int/images/local/bild_069.jpg
http://newsfromrussia.com/images/newsline/liberia45.jpg



btw this is rince's fault


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<@RMG> maybe he'll fall on his gun from off of a motorcycle while not wearing a helmet
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<Kest> hey remember that thread on Lebanon gunfights


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The guy in green with the red bandana in the first pic is gay like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element (yep, he looks THAT gay).

As for the second pic, I love that guy rockin' his FILA headgear, LOL.

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