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Vass
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I've got the boilers at full power and I still can't get it up for the other two.

Isn't that a first for you?
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Nah. While bi, I still find women vastly more attractive.
If you are female, you have to be pretty old or pretty fat (or just deformed) not to get certain parts a-movin. I am actually pretty picky with men.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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And he has his cookies so get ready.


omg, spoilers u fag!
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No cookies. Just the batter.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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Eh, you'd only be let down by the sizes of penis available on the left and right. Beleieve me.

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Too large? Always a turn off. No offense Labrat.

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Precisely the opposite. Very much the opposite. Although the one in the middle could be fantastically hung. It's just that I never found a big enough bag to put over all of him...

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onion wrote:
Precisely the opposite. Very much the opposite. Although the one in the middle could be fantastically hung. It's just that I never found a big enough bag to put over all of him...


Poor onion. Do I need to bring some large penises to Scotland?
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onion wrote:
Precisely the opposite. Very much the opposite. Although the one in the middle could be fantastically hung. It's just that I never found a big enough bag to put over all of him...


Poor onion. Do I need to bring some large penises to Scotland?


Yes. Yes you do.

Everyone does.

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I sense budding romance.
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krylex wrote:
onion wrote:
Precisely the opposite. Very much the opposite. Although the one in the middle could be fantastically hung. It's just that I never found a big enough bag to put over all of him...


Poor onion. Do I need to bring some large penises to Scotland?


Yes. Yes you do.

Everyone does.
Are only penises welcome? If so, may they be attached to vinyl harnesses?

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onion wrote:
krylex wrote:
onion wrote:
Precisely the opposite. Very much the opposite. Although the one in the middle could be fantastically hung. It's just that I never found a big enough bag to put over all of him...


Poor onion. Do I need to bring some large penises to Scotland?


Yes. Yes you do.

Everyone does.
Are only penises welcome? If so, may they be attached to vinyl harnesses?


Hot women are always accepted, Ems. Strap ons are as well, but they have to conform to certain size restrictions to pass through customs. At least that's what the guy who patted me down says. He almost wouldn't let me on the plane ;_;
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onion wrote:
krylex wrote:
onion wrote:
Precisely the opposite. Very much the opposite. Although the one in the middle could be fantastically hung. It's just that I never found a big enough bag to put over all of him...


Poor onion. Do I need to bring some large penises to Scotland?


Yes. Yes you do.

Everyone does.
Are only penises welcome? If so, may they be attached to vinyl harnesses?


All sexual organs are welcome. All of the time.

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This Scotland sounds like a hip joint.

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This Scotland sounds like a hip joint.

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As opposed to all the other, less hip Scotlands.
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Scotland, eh.
We could do like my father's squadron and dress a sheep in black lace lingerie.

It eventually became the mascot.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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As opposed to all the other, less hip Scotlands.

Such as Nova Scotia?

Also, are you drunk again, Labby?
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I'm fairly sure Nova Scotia has nothing to do with Scotland, and more to do with Ireland.

EDIT: Scratch that, Scottic was ancient Ireland. But it's still not Scotland, any more than NSW is Wales.


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But, "Scotia"! It's like Scotland, except latin! It also has "new" stuck in front of it!
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Vass wrote:
Also, are you drunk again, Labby?


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All Labrat, <i>all the time</i>! KYHM, where the perv-watch doesn't stop!


Edit: image for when this no longer makes sense

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