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Lies! Lies!
Lies that whisper sweet nothings in my ear while fiddling with my funny bits.
Terrible terrible lies!

But, apparently quoting Werner Heisenberg, watching me is more fascinating than watching a monkey shit a grandfather clock. And thats what I get for using the internet as source materiall. Great for essays though.

Pigeons produce milk. Does that mean they have titties.
I would have thought that would be the red-breasted robin, but the ones with the most impressive ones are males.
Must be dickgirls then. But birds have internal genitalia.

So any woman could actually be a dickgirl. Its actually lurking around in there, waiting to poke its head out and say hello.

Saright?
Saright.
Close de box?
Close de box.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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If only there was a macro of that. It would be able to end any debate ever.

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Around here, people would be blithering on thike an old jewish woman after her first gerbil-induced orgasm. Or jacking off like fifty chain-smoking monkeys chained in front of typewriters and charged with writing the script for the Simpsons. As god intended.

And I can honestly say that booze has nothing to do with my current condition.
As for anything els, I KNO KNOTHINK. I VAS ONLY FOLLOWINK ORDERS.

And germans are always set to scream. And spankings. Let us not forget the spankings given to Jesus Christ after the last supper. His rosey-red buttocks died for your sins. But the rest of him is working in an indian casino in Iowa.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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Labrat wrote:
Pigeons produce milk. Does that mean they have titties.
I would have thought that would be the red-breasted robin, but the ones with the most impressive ones are males.
Must be dickgirls then. But birds have internal genitalia.

So any woman could actually be a dickgirl. Its actually lurking around in there, waiting to poke its head out and say hello.


Bird milk is stored in the crop and spit into the babies mouth

very few birds have specialized structures for sperm delivery, mostly they just put their cloacas together and squirt
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This thread may still be active by the time Vass reaches 4000 posts. I'm sure it'll have evolved into the next Post Something by then.

Dirty lies. That would require it to be constantly posted in for another four and a half months, and noone here has that long an attention span.

As an incentive to get it to die, if this thread remains active continuously through to my 4000th post, I will use my 4001st post to provide nudie photos in the zombies thread.

Lollerskates. Victory is mine.

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Feh.
THe only reason to look at these boards is this.

Actor.

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Nice way to use your 8000th post

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Silence n00b.

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too lazy to catch up on this thread....
so back to w it goes :D

the source of my avatar

oh god, they rap XD
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My 7000th post was simply telling Actor that I win.
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My 7000th post was simply telling Actor that I win.
My 7000th post was telling everyone that I win.

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...Oh God I knew this thread would live again.

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Pfft. They're desperately trying to attach some awesome to their names by stealing it from my thread.




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