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Labrat
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No. Thats in her shirt pocket peeking out.
We are taking about her pants.

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... The song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile just popped into my head. I wonder why.

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krylex wrote:
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Ummm.... its a trap?



That would only make it hotter.


Hey, Crash. No more kitty sandwich?



In all honesty, I just got sick of seeing that cat every time I had something to say. Which, admittedly, is very rarely, but nonetheless, I've seen that image more times than I care to confess (habit of re-reading what I've written before so as to maintain my intricate web of lies).



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Booze... and orgies? You, <b>madam</b>, have a deal.
And a good day to you.


Fixeded.

WAHT? BUT I THOUGHT ONION WAS A GUY, LOL!


Nah, she just has a penis.

It's mine. She took it a while ago.

Actor.


Did she take your balls, too, or were there none to begin with? (OHSNAP, burn, dawg!)

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actor_au wrote:
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Booze... and orgies? You, <b>madam</b>, have a deal.
And a good day to you.


Fixeded.

WAHT? BUT I THOUGHT ONION WAS A GUY, LOL!


Nah, she just has a penis.

It's mine. She took it a while ago.

Actor.


And she still hasn't given it back? I hope you got some good collateral in exchange.

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And she still hasn't given it back? I hope you got some good collateral in exchange.

Some pet birds, probably.
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We were talking about this swan which was found 23 miles away from where I live in Scotland.



Going back a couple of pages but i never realised how close you live to me here.

Im moving even closer in a couple of months onto constitution road.


COME TO MY HOUSE FOR ALCOHOL. REALLY. I NEED FRIENDS.


How Did you know my one weakness. And heres me suffering withdrawl due to lack of money till my loan comes in.
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She's in Scotland. Maybe the two of you should hook up?
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<img src="http://ptlis.net/temp/captain.obvious.jpg" alt="Captain Obvious to the rescue!">

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onion
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Poisoned mind wrote:
onion wrote:
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onion wrote:

We were talking about this swan which was found 23 miles away from where I live in Scotland.



Going back a couple of pages but i never realised how close you live to me here.

Im moving even closer in a couple of months onto constitution road.


COME TO MY HOUSE FOR ALCOHOL. REALLY. I NEED FRIENDS.


How Did you know my one weakness. And heres me suffering withdrawl due to lack of money till my loan comes in.


Well seriously, if you ever get bored and decide you need booze that much gimme a pm or something. I'm always usually around and I always ALWAYS have beer.

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Well seriously, if you ever get bored and decide you need booze that much gimme a pm or something. I'm always usually around and I always ALWAYS have beer.


Shit, I need to find me a way to get to Scotland!
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Well seriously, if you ever get bored and decide you need booze that much gimme a pm or something. I'm always usually around and I always ALWAYS have beer.


Shit, I need to find me a way to get to Scotland!


Well, I hear planes are mighty effective. So therefore I guess this offer is open to anyone who wants to show up on my front door. Feel free. I can provide beer and chinese food mostly on demand and I even hoovered this week and had a bath.

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onion wrote:
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onion wrote:
Well seriously, if you ever get bored and decide you need booze that much gimme a pm or something. I'm always usually around and I always ALWAYS have beer.


Shit, I need to find me a way to get to Scotland!


Well, I hear planes are mighty effective. So therefore I guess this offer is open to anyone who wants to show up on my front door. Feel free. I can provide beer and chinese food mostly on demand and I even hoovered this week and had a bath.


Except me. Damn you, Onion! Why do you deny me Chinese food!?

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Well seriously, if you ever get bored and decide you need booze that much gimme a pm or something. I'm always usually around and I always ALWAYS have beer.


Shit, I need to find me a way to get to Scotland!


Well, I hear planes are mighty effective. So therefore I guess this offer is open to anyone who wants to show up on my front door. Feel free. I can provide beer and chinese food mostly on demand and I even hoovered this week and had a bath.


Except me. Damn you, Onion! Why do you deny me Chinese food!?


You're just singling yourself out now. I believe i said *everyone*. But if you really want me to exclude you from the invitation I can. If that would make you feel more special.

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onion wrote:
Wrin wrote:
onion wrote:
Corpse Child wrote:
onion wrote:
Well seriously, if you ever get bored and decide you need booze that much gimme a pm or something. I'm always usually around and I always ALWAYS have beer.


Shit, I need to find me a way to get to Scotland!


Well, I hear planes are mighty effective. So therefore I guess this offer is open to anyone who wants to show up on my front door. Feel free. I can provide beer and chinese food mostly on demand and I even hoovered this week and had a bath.


Except me. Damn you, Onion! Why do you deny me Chinese food!?


You're just singling yourself out now. I believe i said *everyone*. But if you really want me to exclude you from the invitation I can. If that would make you feel more special.


It wuld make me feal speshal, Onyun. Plees giv me morr atenshun.

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Wrin wrote:
onion wrote:
Wrin wrote:
onion wrote:
Corpse Child wrote:
onion wrote:
Well seriously, if you ever get bored and decide you need booze that much gimme a pm or something. I'm always usually around and I always ALWAYS have beer.


Shit, I need to find me a way to get to Scotland!


Well, I hear planes are mighty effective. So therefore I guess this offer is open to anyone who wants to show up on my front door. Feel free. I can provide beer and chinese food mostly on demand and I even hoovered this week and had a bath.


Except me. Damn you, Onion! Why do you deny me Chinese food!?


You're just singling yourself out now. I believe i said *everyone*. But if you really want me to exclude you from the invitation I can. If that would make you feel more special.


It wuld make me feal speshal, Onyun. Plees giv me morr atenshun.


I would, but you might complain to the admin about me again. So I'll probably just entertain myself by going back to shooting kids with rubber tipped cross bow bolts out of my bedroom window instead. And then stealing their sweets.

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onion wrote:
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It wuld make me feal speshal, Onyun. Plees giv me morr atenshun.

I would, but you might complain to the admin about me again. So I'll probably just entertain myself by going back to shooting kids with rubber tipped cross bow bolts out of my bedroom window instead. And then stealing their sweets.

To be honest I asked him if he thought I should do anything other than just stay out of the thread, but it still basically amounted to the same thing so...lame, I know. Fuck...my computer just started to freeze. Bill Nye's head no longer spins in the emoticons display...wtf...argh!

Edit: Alright, I think that was my sound card throwing up when I had two mp3-encoded audio streams going at once. I didn't know it was shaky when that happened. Driver update time...

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As screwed up as the world is, it has to have been designed by comittee. Diskworld-style.

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To be honest I asked him if he thought I should do anything other than just stay out of the thread, but it still basically amounted to the same thing so...lame, I know.


I don't care. How much I don't care could be measured in nautical miles.

I was going to type more but sdkjkhdfgojhbbfsdosdfkljdfgiuh something something I don't care.

Look at this instead.

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Guy furthest left is the only one to arouse me.
I've got the boilers at full power and I still can't get it up for the other two.
...
So I'm sticking it through the center of the earth so down is up. And suddenly China has a massive rise in tourism as people gather to see my cock rising from the gobi desert like a pillar to heaven.

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But the one on the right will give you head for cookies.

And he has his cookies so get ready.

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