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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:30 am 
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Pfft. They're desperately trying to attach some awesome to their names by stealing it from my thread.




Poseurs.


Totally. I guess some people just really want to be as L337 as us.

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and some of us hang around hoping that your L337N3$$ will rub off on us without it.

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Or, if you are leet and just had a stroke:
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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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1337, bitches! The leetspeak dialects ring through!

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I read that as leetspeak dialect ringtone.

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I once remember a guy who always referred to leet like that. No numbers, no symbols, just leet. So weird.

Leet. Leet. Leet. Leet. Leet.

Okay, done now.


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Wark wrote:
I once remember a guy who always referred to leet like that. No numbers, no symbols, just leet. So weird.

Leet. Leet. Leet. Leet. Leet.

Okay, done now.


<a href="http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf">Leek?</a>


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Wark wrote:
I once remember a guy who always referred to leet like that. No numbers, no symbols, just leet. So weird.

Leet. Leet. Leet. Leet. Leet.

Okay, done now.


<a href="http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf">Leek?</a>


Oh these crazes and the young people and the price of cheese these days etc.

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Dammit, everyone. Post harder!
The forum is far from meeting my ravenous hunger for perversity and human suffering.

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This thread is a win:win situation for Vass's e-penis. If the thread dies before he reaches the next thousand milestone then he will have won as he posted he wanted to earlier. But with every post you keep feeding this bloated tribute to him making him stronger. Unless he was using reverse psychology and really wanted to keep this thread alive. In fact he necroed it earlier, unless he was just gloating that he was winning because it had been forgotten. In the end I get confused so he wins on that count. Fuck.

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^^^^^^

I lost.

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This thread is a win:win situation for Vass's e-penis. If the thread dies before he reaches the next thousand milestone then he will have won as he posted he wanted to earlier. But with every post you keep feeding this bloated tribute to him making him stronger. Unless he was using reverse psychology and really wanted to keep this thread alive. In fact he necroed it earlier, unless he was just gloating that he was winning because it had been forgotten. In the end I get confused so he wins on that count. Fuck.

Indeed. Thus no nudie photos.


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Do not try to understand Vass.

Only large scale study into his motivations and goals could uncover his true mission here on Earth. And by the time we had done this we would have no other time to build the ark his GREAT FLOOD will necessitate.

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*plugs penis directly into Vass's brain*
Initiating download.

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Labrat wrote:
*plugs penis directly into Vass's brain*
Initiating download.
...
I think my penis classifies as broadband.


Oh Labby. If only it were that simple. He has firewalls. And hair. And the will of Satan and his demonic armies at his beck and call ever since he beat them all at Risk that one time.

To fight now is useless. We should be going to live somewhere on a mountain instead and buying a lot of canned goods and flash lights in preparation for the terrible times ahead.

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You think hair is going to stop me?

Each penis is equipped with their own set of bone-cutting, armor piercing denticles.
And here is a pic of one of my fully autonomous penises starting foreplay with someone I never even met.

And I am currently dating the devil.

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How about for once you just go with instead of showing pictures of monster penises? Not that it isn't amusing and somehow cute in a sort of skewed perverted monkey love way but just you know... once?

It's 8am. I don't want to think of reasons why Vass' hair has the power to repel satan. That's going to take effort and an explanation involving divine ineffability and the uncertainty principle and the fact this his hair is in face made out of Super Man and I just don't have the knowledge of linking words to do that right now.

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Even he can not possibly have that much gay in his hair.
Its bad when dried sperm starts projecting an AT-field.

And, for me, its a bit after two.

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 Post subject: that showdown gif from the OP sure came in handy
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 Post subject: Re: that showdown gif from the OP sure came in handy
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what


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