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Nuke?
Poll ended at Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:08 am
b& 57%  57%  [ 13 ]
no b& 43%  43%  [ 10 ]
Total votes : 23
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I obviously missed something... what happened?


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This girl who totally wanted you to take her legs off with a chain saw and then beat on her a bit before taking her roughly from behind I think.

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I ain't into the blood play, but all the rest of that's fine. ;)


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Clearly I predict future.

Her name is egets. She is crazy Finnish. YOU GO BOY. YOU NAIL THAT CRAZY LADY.

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A woman you can put in your suitcase.
Possibilities...

But how the fuck are you supposed to get the stains out of your carpet?

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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You put some news papers or a tarp down first.

But you know that. Stop pretending you've never dissected a girl before.

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Vivisected, yes. Dissected? I don't bother with used goods.

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actor_au wrote:
Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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I love this forum.

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It loves you Rusty. In all of your orifices.

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I love this forum in over four different orifices.
And in esperanto.

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actor_au wrote:
Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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I too love this forum. Like a cheap whore at three am on Sunday morning before I go to church with the stink of desperation, beer and lust on me.

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If I wanted to read something Egrets posted, I'd just head on over to weekend web on SA.

What a mess.

Oh? Got working links?


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If I wanted to read something Egrets posted, I'd just head on over to weekend web on SA.

What a mess.

Oh? Got working links?


I'm waiting on one, believe me.

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I love talking with you all about my day-to-day events.

Actor.

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This thread made me giggle like a little girl.

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We're not stupid enough to end up on a weekend web. There's much bigger losers out there than us.

We're the internet's ignored.


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We're the internets middle goround between 'fail' and 'win'.

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We're the internets middle goround between 'fail' and 'win'.


does that make us all "failin"

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not sure if that was an insult of a fairie name

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I'm leaning either towards færie insult, or really fucking stupid.

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I'm leaning either towards færie insult, or really fucking stupid.

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I'd go for the latter, it makes so much more sense.


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