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In Soviet Russia, first post wins.

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you gotta be in it to win it.

and to be in it, you gotta post hard.

HARD LIKE MY NIPPLES

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Not nearly as hard as my rock hard ass.

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A rock hard ass.
Composed of two tectonic plates grinding against each other.

I win.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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When you've eliminated all other possibilites, whatever is left, no matter how unlikely, must be the truth.

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Oh quivering fuckberries.
I thought this was long gone into a forum I avoided lest I be seen as a post whore.

<---- BIG NUMBER!

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Yet here it remains, for the one-up-manship and camaraderie.

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Yet here it remains, for the postwhore in all of us


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OH GOD WHY DID YOU PUT THIS HERE


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I, for one, apologize for this monster. I really do.

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So we can obviously +1 postcount our way to good health!

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+1 for the fort roles


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+1 CHA, because nobody actually cares about charisma when they can just hit something with a brick in a sock.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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but hitting someone with a brick in a sock makes you more likable by default!

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when actor finally breaks 10k, i want to be there.

i want to be one of the lucky few not swept away in a flood of his boiling semen.

i want to be able to tell my illegitemate grandchildren about the day the world was reduced to the size of a 5 cent coin, and shoved up a beaver's butthole.

I want to be a blind old seer, passing on the legends of the before-time, when water fell from the sky, and our lang was green and alive. The times before Actor had stripped this planet bear of vital organic and non-organic compunds to make his wonderous space-machine, with which he took his bloated postcount to the stars, and beyond...

I want to say I was there the day Actor_au killed the world with a tricycle.


(edit: LPW)

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I, too, would like to remember when K.D. Lang was green and alive.

Also, I'm so onboard with a planet-bear, but I'm not making any lame compunds.

Making fun of your spelling? No, just...LPW

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my spelling is okay, but my typing and proof-reading are both well below par.


i also heard that the last post in this thread, and not the poster who makes it, wins.

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Indeed that is why this is so vital. To have claimed THE LAST POST!


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I heard if you go in the bathroom and turn off the lights, then look in the mirror and say, "Bloody Mary" five times, she'll come get you.

Also, maybe it works with Candyman, some theorists believe.

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