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That old familiar feeling

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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One thousand and one ways to remove yourself from the genepool.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.

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One thousand and one ways to remove yourself from the genepool.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.


I think I think therefore I think I am? Talk about wishy-washy.

I IS, BITCH!

*flips off God(s)

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Smite-smite-smite. Smite.

Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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<- Will be smited soon enough, don't need you trying to expedite it.

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^ has already been smited... is now a walking zombie that jacks off through the holes in his palms from being crucified.

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NO!! NO!! NO!! Rammstein is the answer!!

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Oh please...it's all about the Big Butter Jesus.

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Anyone who read the old testament already knew that god was a dick.

DIVINE DICKERY.

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