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 Post subject: Today is a very special day
PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:24 pm 
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Alternative topic title: WOO I'm legal who wants to fuck


So yes, 18 years ago today I fell out of my mother's vagina and into the world. Now who wants to party?

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pics or gtfo

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Geeze you kids.
Stop doing that growing thing. it's bad for ME.

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Bah. You can't even drink yet.


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Legal makes it less fun.

So much less fun.

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Onion likes her some jailbait?

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wolf346 wrote:
Bah. You can't even drink yet.


Tijuana is like, two miles away.

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Come back after you've eaten a steak, beanpole.

I loves the Tossems. Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard!


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They're all getting so.. awld.

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onion wrote:
Legal makes it less fun.

So much less fun.


I said the same thing about Nikki Webster...

You're of legal drinkning age in Australia. We have much more sensible laws.


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Happy Birthing Day! Now come to any country that isn't retarded, and you can actually drink!


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I pegged you as quite older.

The best part about turning 18 is being able to vote. The rest of that shit you can pretty much do anyway. turning 21 however...

Also the back of your head is cute.

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Also the back of your head is cute.

But would you... hit it?
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Happy birthday Tosser.

Now you can almost legally do all the shit you have been sneaking out to do since you were seven!

On my 21st birthday, we went to a bar and it was the first time they ever Carded me. And I didnt have any ID with me so I was fudged on that one.

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Vass wrote:
arwing wrote:
Also the back of your head is cute.

But would you... hit it?
>.>
How would I fuck the back of someones head?

...Wait don't answer that.

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You need a powerdrill.

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 Post subject: yes I have cracked skulls before.
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actor_au wrote:
You need a powerdrill.

Actor.
That would leave uncomfortable sharp edges. If I wanted to skullfuck a person I'd probably go with an eye socket. Pulling out an eye is probably a lot easier that cracking a skull.

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You know what your problem is Arwing?
You just don't want it enough.

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 Post subject: if he'd turn around I might considder non manufactured orifices.
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actor_au wrote:
You know what your problem is Arwing?
You just don't want it enough.

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you're right. I don't really want to put my dick in Tossrock's brain.

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