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PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:30 am 
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Has anyone seen Lord of the dance?


Don't you mean the Fueher of the Dance? The Maestro of the Dance? Fuck Flatley!

Well, I'm actually not a rat penislover. I'm a dancer, a professional dancer.
The temptress in the red dress to be exact.

And Michael Rocks.

You're Michael Rocks? I should've known, I always thought Michael Rocks was a bloody stupid jerk.

Err, who exactly is Michael Rocks?

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I LOVE YOU MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my name is Laurette Hannibal Lector Guruonusi. Not "Micheal Rocks". I like you people a lot. You rock my spotty green panties. Yes I'm a girl ;)



...really. :fap:

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I LOVE YOU MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my name is Laurette Hannibal Lector Guruonusi. Not "Micheal Rocks". I like you people a lot. You rock my spotty green panties. Yes I'm a girl ;)



...really. :fap:


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ratpenislover wrote:
I LOVE YOU MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my name is Laurette Hannibal Lector Guruonusi. Not "Micheal Rocks". I like you people a lot. You rock my spotty green panties. Yes I'm a girl ;)



...really. :fap:

Stupid and meaningless as this post is, it still amused me.
You fail.

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I'm trying to wrap my head around a dancer named Hannibal Lector.

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