It's a sad time we live in.

actor_au · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:37 am

Yeah. Evolve or die America.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and start tonights fire for dinner, we're having Human!

Actor.

Ryven · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:28 am

Yum. LawnPig. I like mine grilled with a dry rub made from Johnny's Seasoning Salt.

Gazing Rabbit · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:36 am

Politicly correct, it's called "two legged mutton".
Or "the other white meat".

But still, Homo Urbanis aren't that tasty, they eat too much garbage and chemical waste.

actor_au · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:31 am

Homo-Urbanis is okay, you just need to know how to cook it right.

You need a lot of potatoes, some carrots, some vegetable stock, a little cabbage, a dash of paprika and some onions.

Boil the Urbanis in a large pot stirring the rest of the ingredients in and wait for a loincloth wearing jungle man to save them.
Kill him with a gun and eat his fleshy fleshy muscles.

Actor.

Gazing Rabbit · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:46 pm

actor_au wrote:

Homo-Urbanis is okay, you just need to know how to cook it right.

You need a lot of potatoes, some carrots, some vegetable stock, a little cabbage, a dash of paprika and some onions.

Boil the Urbanis in a large pot stirring the rest of the ingredients in and wait for a loincloth wearing jungle man to save them.
Kill him with a gun and eat his fleshy fleshy muscles.

Actor.

*copies the recipe* Interesting, I'll try this at the next BBQ day.

Ryven · **Posted:** Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:51 am

Hold the cabbage, please. :-?

actor_au · **Posted:** Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:09 am

Married life has changed you Ryven.

More human flavoured cabbage for me!

Actor.

Ryven · **Posted:** Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:19 pm

actor_au wrote:

Married life has changed you Ryven.

More human flavoured cabbage for me!

Actor.

I've always hated cabbage. It's fucking putrid.

Mushrooms are a better absorber of flavors. ^_^

actor_au · **Posted:** Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:09 pm

I'll have to remember that.
Mushrooms are really nice. Funny thing is I've been eating them all my life and cooking with them for ages and this girl I know suddenly starts peeling the top skin off them one day when she was cooking and told me, thats what you're meant to do with them.
I just washed them typically and went from there. Now I peel them, times are changing.

Actor.

arwing · **Joined:** Wed May 21, 2003 3:14 pm **Posts:** 2045

actor_au wrote:

I'll have to remember that.
Mushrooms are really nice. Funny thing is I've been eating them all my life and cooking with them for ages and this girl I know suddenly starts peeling the top skin off them one day when she was cooking and told me, thats what you're meant to do with them.
I just washed them typically and went from there. Now I peel them, times are changing.

Actor.

I've never heard of peeling mushrooms. I always just washed them.

I think your girl was crazy.

shoonra · **Joined:** Fri May 07, 2004 6:25 pm **Posts:** 3836

mushrooms taste like dirt :-?

looks like the kyhm forums luau might turn out to be more trouble than its worth... :sweatdrop:

Labrat · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:49 pm

Weren't we having the whole cannibalism discussion over at El Goonish Shive at the tail end of the discussion on the pros and cons of human breast milk for general consumption? Probably.

I can't decide if conservative america should shun or embrace the stated activities. On the one hand, we are republican. On the other hand, we are republican.

I think I will go with the titty juice but pass on the yuppyburger. Most americans would not pass USDA approval.

ratpenislover · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:17 am **Posts:** 24

labrat i think ur a pervert :o :o :o

Grimmy · **Posted:** Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:31 pm

Its a COOKBOOK!

Blue Sun Missile
Loved that Twighlight Zone episode

CobaltSky · **Posted:** Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:09 pm

I peel big mushrooms but not the small ones. I have no idea what got me into that habit. Makes no difference but I have fun peeling things; I'm always scraping the labels off bottles just for the heck of it, much to the annoyance of whoever has to clear up the mess.

Gazing Rabbit · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:16 am

Labrat wrote:

Weren't we having the whole cannibalism discussion over at El Goonish Shive at the tail end of the discussion on the pros and cons of human breast milk for general consumption? Probably.

I can't decide if conservative america should shun or embrace the stated activities. On the one hand, we are republican. On the other hand, we are republican.

I think I will go with the titty juice but pass on the yuppyburger. Most americans would not pass USDA approval.

*Debates with self wether I should contaminate said forums...*

Grimmy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:57 am

CobaltSky wrote:

I peel big mushrooms but not the small ones. I have no idea what got me into that habit. Makes no difference but I have fun peeling things; I'm always scraping the labels off bottles just for the heck of it, much to the annoyance of whoever has to clear up the mess.

and thats the reason you got us banned from Wal Mart...
now the chucky cheese ban...THAT was in interesting story...

Blue Sun Missile
no means no, even in a ball pit

ratpenislover · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:17 am **Posts:** 24

where do you guys think I could buy some rat penis? I need some.

shoonra · **Joined:** Fri May 07, 2004 6:25 pm **Posts:** 3836

Rusty · **Posted:** Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:00 am

Oh Shoons, feeding the trolls makes them follow you around! This could be why Onion loves you so.

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