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 Post subject: It's a sad time we live in.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:47 pm 
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Fucking retarded.

Dunno if any of you have heard about this shit, but it makes me sad and pissed.

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That's just fucking dumb. I hope the parents at the school fight it.

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Obviously we should wrap everyone in 30 layers of bubble wrap with blindfolds and ear muffs untill they turn 18.

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Sic transit gloria mundi. Thus passes the glory of the world.

If you would ban all that bears the slightest risk of bringing you child harm, I demand that you amputate the limbs of all infants at birth and keep them suspended in perfect sensory deprivation in a life support tank for all their days. All else is hypocracy.

Better yet: Kill them. The dead can feel no pain.
Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat.

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Stupid fucking teachers and their teacher's aids, being so fucking paranoid and lazy that they think they should ban everything to make it easier.

Stupid greedy shithead parents, suing the school districts over run-of-the-mill childhool injuries.

It's getting bad. I live in Spokane. Schools have already banned most forms of wallball, tag, dodgeball, flag football, four-square, and kickball. You can't run on the asphalt, you can't play in the field because the fucking teacher's aids are too fucking lazy to walk out into the grass. You can't pick up snow, or anything off the ground for that matter. The playground equipment I grew up with has been replaced by fucking woodchips and rounded plastic. Trading cards are banned. Gel pens are banned. Halloween is even fucking banned.

I fucking hate people. I feel a mass murder coming on.

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Join me in summoning Emperor Norton from the underworld to lead an army of the damned against these infidels.

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Join me in summoning Emperor Norton from the underworld to lead an army of the damned against these infidels.


Only if we can sacrifice unborn children and kittens.

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Join me in summoning Emperor Norton from the underworld to lead an army of the damned against these infidels.


Only if we can sacrifice unborn children and kittens.

you can have the ones left over from the moonday feast o.o



if you ask me all people should be locked up somewhere untill the age of 20. not that i give a shit about their safety or anything, they just really piss me off :-?


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"All children should be taken at birth, and placed in a barrel. The child is then fed through the bunghole. When the child reaches puberty, nail in the bung."


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Huh huh, you said bung.

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wtf is wrong with people these days. Sad times indeed when kids can't play tag just because of sue-happy parents and lazy-ass teachers.


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I blame lawyers, all of them.

And this blame has nothing to do with my losing my glasses(both sunglasses and reading glasses at the same time) at the last Law Ball when two law students(female) stole them, having to spend $120 on a new pair because I had exams the next week, a new pair of glasses that have been giving me copper poisoning for the last year and the law society telling me that they didn't have a lost and found box and the girl who lost them saying she didn't have to pay because she was drunk when she gave them to some random guy to put in the lost and found box.

I also hate lawyers because they're the only self-perpetuating profession on Earth. Every other job in the world the more people you have doing it the less work each of them has and the lower prices get because they're all in competition.
Lawyers however create work for each other, one lawyer is hired to sue someone because the lawyer needs cash and likes to go fishing for cases, knowing that a single win will keep his head above water, the case is shite and he has little chance of winning it, and the person they've sued hires a lawyer, that person goes to his insurance agency or whatever and they get a lawyer to go over it looking for fault, working out how much to pay based on how much damage a sucessful court-case could cause them and then that lawyer calls the second lawyer, gives him a number, he calls the first lawyer and tells him that number and now three Lawyers have made money off of some bullshit case which was settled just to shut someone up and not based on the merits of the case in question.

And then, nearly the worst thing of it all, when Lawyers are sucessful instead of retiring to South America to hide their shame from the rest of the world they get hired as Judges and such to monitor and control other lawyers and then affect society in even greater ways.
And the worst thing about lawyers is that the more of them there are, the more cases they create and the public has to foot the bill because the court system is funded by Taxpayers, now its not quite as expensive as say education or the military, but you've got a freaking system that is used and abused by lawyers, supported by lawyers, staffed by lawyers, paid for by us and they spend most of their time, our money and their efforts making life as difficult as humanly possible for everyone everywhere in order to wring a few litres of blood out of the stone of personal responsibility so they can pay their fees from law school and for the bar association.

And the fact that the girl I had a giant crush on last year who knocked me back when I asked her out(while she was sleeping with two other guys, both her ex-boyfriends, I was unaware of this at the time) and then went off the rails, called everyone she knew who was friends with her traitors and then started threatening to sue everyone around her for screwing her over was a law student(she still hasn't graduated after six years of University, at least I'm about to graduate) has nothing to do with this rage.

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They've already banned paper airplanes, rubberbands, G.I. Joes or any of their accessories, pictures of guns (including photos of family members in the military), pointing fingers at people, and several schools have removed swingsets because *gasp* they faced toward the sun and the children might go blind! Nevermind that the kids could face the other way, turn the swingset to face north/south, or just not fucking stare directly into the sun.

I figure by 2030, most kids will be doped up on prescription drugs, have oven mitts glued over their hands, and sit in pastel-colored rooms with Philip Glass pumped into the PA system 24/7. They'll be strapped into their seats so as not to move about and harm themselves or others, pens, pencils, and paper will be replaced by touchscreens so they can't make improvised weapons, and boys will be carefully drugged and indoctrinated to remove any and all aggressive/competitive tendencies.

Oh, and the lessons will be en espanol of course.

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Hmm. I would have guessed esperanto.

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Hmm. I would have guessed esperanto.


Only if you're William Shatner.

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What if I am?

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Then we shall mock you for your wife drowning and dying back in the 70s like they should have at the "Roast" they held for you, you over-rated Canadian Ham actor.

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Sir.

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What woman wouldn't drown in such a deluge of semen?
Well, one with gills that can somehow mug sperm for their oxygen for one.

You think you know everything about a woman and then you find out she doesn't have gills. :cry:

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Y'know, maybe it's not that bad here afterall...

Seriously, you guys over there in that continent should stop with the inbreeding and start some evolution. With NAPALM.

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