I blame lawyers, all of them.
And this blame has nothing to do with my losing my glasses(both sunglasses and reading glasses at the same time) at the last Law Ball when two law students(female) stole them, having to spend $120 on a new pair because I had exams the next week, a new pair of glasses that have been giving me copper poisoning for the last year and the law society telling me that they didn't have a lost and found box and the girl who lost them saying she didn't have to pay because she was drunk when she gave them to some random guy to put in the lost and found box.
I also hate lawyers because they're the only self-perpetuating profession on Earth. Every other job in the world the more people you have doing it the less work each of them has and the lower prices get because they're all in competition.
Lawyers however create work for each other, one lawyer is hired to sue someone because the lawyer needs cash and likes to go fishing for cases, knowing that a single win will keep his head above water, the case is shite and he has little chance of winning it, and the person they've sued hires a lawyer, that person goes to his insurance agency or whatever and they get a lawyer to go over it looking for fault, working out how much to pay based on how much damage a sucessful court-case could cause them and then that lawyer calls the second lawyer, gives him a number, he calls the first lawyer and tells him that number and now three Lawyers have made money off of some bullshit case which was settled just to shut someone up and not based on the merits of the case in question.
And then, nearly the worst thing of it all, when Lawyers are sucessful instead of retiring to South America to hide their shame from the rest of the world they get hired as Judges and such to monitor and control other lawyers and then affect society in even greater ways.
And the worst thing about lawyers is that the more of them there are, the more cases they create and the public has to foot the bill because the court system is funded by Taxpayers, now its not quite as expensive as say education or the military, but you've got a freaking system that is used and abused by lawyers, supported by lawyers, staffed by lawyers, paid for by us and they spend most of their time, our money and their efforts making life as difficult as humanly possible for everyone everywhere in order to wring a few litres of blood out of the stone of personal responsibility so they can pay their fees from law school and for the bar association.
And the fact that the girl I had a giant crush on last year who knocked me back when I asked her out(while she was sleeping with two other guys, both her ex-boyfriends, I was unaware of this at the time) and then went off the rails, called everyone she knew who was friends with her traitors and then started threatening to sue everyone around her for screwing her over was a law student(she still hasn't graduated after six years of University, at least I'm about to graduate) has nothing to do with this rage.
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_________________ "Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.
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