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 Post subject: Boy hangs himself after watching Saddam
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:53 pm 
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200701/s1821967.htm

Man, I sure am lucky that I never died as a result of all those times I tried to kill myself because I wanted to reinact people getting killed on the television or the internets... :v


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Your avatar is looking at me.

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At least his pool is closed.

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Stop derailing threads. Now go hang yourself or get stabbed in the chest by a stingray or something.


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Speaking of that, they destroyed all of the video footage of Irwin's death.

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I wonder if there were any other reasons for hanging himself.

:v:v:v:v:v:v:v:v:v:v:v

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What article of clothing did he hang himself with?

I'm guessing dirty laundry.
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Vass wrote:
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Your avatar is looking at me.

Stop derailing threads. Now go hang yourself or get stabbed in the chest by a stingray or something.


I will do no such thing.

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Darwinism at work. Hurray for genetic bleach. :v

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Darwinism indeed. We are weeding out the people who don't want to live enough.

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The Wood of Suicides has changed since my last visit to Hell. I remember it as a tiny grove. Now it resembles a forest.

lol, sandman


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THE HISPANICS wrote:
Labrat wrote:
The Wood of Suicides has changed since my last visit to Hell. I remember it as a tiny grove. Now it resembles a forest.

lol, sandman


lol, colored text

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onion wrote:
THE HISPANICS wrote:
Labrat wrote:
The Wood of Suicides has changed since my last visit to Hell. I remember it as a tiny grove. Now it resembles a forest.

lol, sandman

lol, colored text

lol, light red


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THE HISPANICS wrote:
onion wrote:
THE HISPANICS wrote:
Labrat wrote:
The Wood of Suicides has changed since my last visit to Hell. I remember it as a tiny grove. Now it resembles a forest.

lol, sandman

lol, colored text

lol, light red


lol, pink is no longer the new black

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Well after that kid killed himself I thought: What can I do to stop things like this happening in the future? Then I thought: I'm going to go and watch a lot of porn with more than one girl in it, then I'm sure it will happen to me.

And I don't use coloured text.

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Yes you fucking do. Don't make me prove it.

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Onion is just jealous of my high post count and the fact that I only need seven posts to get 8888. Yeah, I'm awesome.

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onion wrote:
THE HISPANICS wrote:
onion wrote:
THE HISPANICS wrote:
Labrat wrote:
The Wood of Suicides has changed since my last visit to Hell. I remember it as a tiny grove. Now it resembles a forest.

lol, sandman

lol, colored text

lol, light red


lol, pink is no longer the new black


LOL



Also there are enough :V's in this thread to power a small city.

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I wasn't aware they were a viable source of electricity.

Edit: I saw what you did there, onion. :v:v:v:v {did you? i bet you can't read my dutch}

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I really doubt the kid did it just 'cause he saw it happen to Saddam. That makes little to no sense.

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