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My brother's friend's argument against evolution is "if we are descended from apes, and ape vaginas are in the back, how did they get to the front on humans without God's direct involvement?"

Because vaginas are mystifying.

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Spools wrote:
My brother's friend's argument against evolution is "if we are descended from apes, and ape vaginas are in the back, how did they get to the front on humans without God's direct involvement?"

Because vaginas are mystifying.
They are.

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I'm getting quite misty right now, in fact.

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onion wrote:

Uh...what?

What language are you speaking?


Crazy.

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Who says we are? We don't need to any longer.


I would say we do, nothing like evoloution to wipe out a malicious virus or disease.

Plus a lot of the grey matter in our heads is just sitting there.

And our way of life is likely to change as radically in the next 400 years as it has in the previous, and as we've still got a few thousand of hunter/gatherer to root out, I'd say we will.


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We have technology for that. See, we have no longer have need to adapt to our environment. We adapt our environment to us.

Nasty disease? Create a vaccine.

Vacuum of space got you down? Here, wear this suit.

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Incredible distances and the Law of Major Relativity keeping you from trying space travel well try this... oh wait still working that one out.


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aw hell let's throw money at it


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