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 Post subject: Why does stupid burn?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:46 pm 
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Goddamnit.

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If stupid burned, many people will be dead.



I don't like this idea, but I really don't have anything to say except the patrons of such an establishment aren't going to be converted or anything.

Anyone who visits such a place (unless they're just sick in the head like me) will already either believe it and just want to see it or not believe it and just want to poke fun. This, will, though, be another thing to argue with idiots over, if one is wont to do so.


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It makes my heart sieze to think how much money they sunk into this steaming pile of crap.

Though it just goes to further my own theory on how most people handle their beliefs like a dick-measuring contest.

Though now I'm tempted to go and heckle, just to be a bitch. Damn my not-having-money-for-travel.

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Well, if we let them sink money into enough of this shit they'll eventually starve on the street with there hand down Jesus' pants.

...Or something...


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The first thing I thought of when I saw the money amount is the old communist maxim "We'll sell them the rope they'll hang themselves with." Except they're probably paying good people money to make an ignorant piece of artwork.

The thing I love is that yes some all powerful being COULD have created the earth in 144 hours. But if he didn't want us to believe that the earth evolved and had been around for billions of year why would he gone to all the trouble of putting in all the scientific evidence and proof? So basically everyone who refuses to believes that the earth is billions of years old (he obviously wants you to believe the earth is billions of years old if he went through the trouble to fake all the evidence) then you're denying your gods will and plan.

But please don't let things like carbon dating and reality don't play into this.

*Disclaimer: I use he to refer to god cause it's shorter than she or he/she,

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Thread title sounds in my head exactly as if Monty Python said it in the movie.



"...because... they're made of wood?"


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"We have people, and dinosaurs, together."

Yum yum.


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I really don't know if I should laugh or cry.

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Go download Idiocracy(you have to download or buy the DVD because it was only released in five cinema's worldwide) for a nice tale on how much damage letting the stupid breed might cause.

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Does this mean Jurrasic Park is the New Testament or something?


"WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

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WE HAVE FOUND A MOSQUITO THAT BIT JESUS, AND THROUGH THE POWER OF RESURRECTION HE WILL LIVE AGAIN!"

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I really want to see the planetarium.

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Jin wrote:
Does this mean Jurrasic Park is the New Testament or something?


"WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

WE CAN BRING HIM BACK

WE HAVE FOUND A MOSQUITO THAT BIT JESUS, AND THROUGH THE POWER OF RESURRECTION HE WILL LIVE AGAIN!"


ZOMG CELESTIAL TYRANNOSAURS :v

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Jesus was a mad T-Rex fan.

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He was first in line at the Jurassic Park premier. He even brought his holy lawn chair.

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He was first in line at the Jurassic Park premier. He even brought his holy lawn chair.


And man was he pissed to find out that the onimpotent nature of his father allowed him to skip ahead of him when the ticket booth opened.

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He he he, I've got something like 2000 or so of those damn things saved.

They're so delightfully sarcastic most of the time.


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And man was he pissed to find out that the onimpotent nature of his father allowed him to skip ahead of him when the ticket booth opened.


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WTF? I didn't get here by virtue of my own awesomeness? BULLSHIT. COMPLETE BULLSHIT. WHY DOES DAD ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING FOR ME?!?!!?! /wrist

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I just want me some Raptor Jesus and we'll all be happy.

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