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 Post subject: Paris hilton released
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:01 am 
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Paris hilton is realeased from jail after only servering 3 days

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/ind ... 8f28d269a9


lol @ Class-based justice system


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Her medical Condition:

Dumbarexia:

they tried to feed her and give her books to read without pictures.

It was just too much.

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was waiting for them to call her glove (See S*P for origin of that joke)

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She's off planning her revenge on Sarah Silverman.

On a side note: Why the fuck do I keep watching movies and tv shows with Sarah Silverman in them, I don't like her comedy style, I don't like her slapstick, her voice grates me and I rarely laugh when I think of her as a comedian.
Yet I've downloaded about four gigs of assorted Sarah Silverman shows and mp3s in the last two years.

I think its her boobs.

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And that she's a nasty slut. It's fun to watch her admit how much of a slut she is.

I have to say I like her comedy style.

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*twitch*
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That is all.

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Even in jail they couldn't stand her and had to get rid of her..
And here i was hopping it would last longer than any of the 'jobs' she took for the simple life.. :roll:


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Its days like this when I fondle enticingly the possibility that the dirty commies are right.
The proletariat is going to rise up and slaughter the new aristocracy.

And then I remember that communists are by definition people who grew up mentally retarded due to a childhood of eating nothing but potatos. But, hey, I'll be happy to humor them this one time.

Fetch the molotov cocktails, men*. Its time to put Barbie on the barbie.


* And, yes, I mean men. Any woman who signs up with the commies instantly develops all male primary and secondary sexual characteristics.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Labrat wrote:
Its days like this when I fondle enticingly the possibility that the dirty commies are right.
The proletariat is going to rise up and slaughter the new aristocracy.

And then I remember that communists are by definition people who grew up mentally retarded due to a childhood of eating nothing but potatos. But, hey, I'll be happy to humor them this one time.

Fetch the molotov cocktails, men*. Its time to put Barbie on the barbie.


* And, yes, I mean men. Any woman who signs up with the commies instantly develops all male primary and secondary sexual characteristics.


You are retarded. However.

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOT PHOENIX WRIGHT AND ITS SOUND TRACK

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BpDsgCao_yc

if Edgeworth was on the case that whore would have gone to jail for life


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I WISH MY LAWYER WAS PHOENIX WRIGHT!

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You are retarded. However.

Ignore count +3

You mean you are actually going to stop talking to me?
Victolwee!

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Labrat wrote:
onion wrote:
You are retarded. However.

Ignore count +3

You mean you are actually going to stop talking to me?
Victolwee!


Ignore count +4

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onion wrote:
Ignore count +4

Umm... I hate to tell you this... but apparently not.
By definition the very act of you posting a new number on your little count there is something other than ignoring me. If I had to give it a name, I would almost have to call it 'responding'. Admittedly in a whiney and unimaginative way.

But since that is almost certainly the same sort of vibe I probably give out half the time... feel free to continue. It is considerably less unpleasant upon my eyes than the rest of the barbs you hurl at me and actually manages to trigger my attention whore pleasure center.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Labrat wrote:
onion wrote:
Ignore count +4

Umm... I hate to tell you this... but apparently not.
By definition the very act of you posting a new number on your little count there is something other than ignoring me. If I had to give it a name, I would almost have to call it 'responding'. Admittedly in a whiney and unimaginative way.

But since that is almost certainly the same sort of vibe I probably give out half the time... feel free to continue. It is considerably less unpleasant upon my eyes than the rest of the barbs you hurl at me and actually manages to trigger my attention whore pleasure center.


Ignore count +6

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Am I permitted to pretend to ignore someone pretending to ignore me?

In anycase, I am now ignoring Onion's last post, the other five posts where she added on to her ignore count, and the one presceding its conception.

And, hell, it artificially inflates my postcount and that is never bad.


Ignore count +7.

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This not actually reading anything Labrat posts thing works pretty well. I feel better about the world already.

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You know... really it is a good question to ask which one of us is going to get bandicated first.

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Who's gonna do the banning? :V


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Probably Mossad.

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