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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:15 pm 
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No. It just makes you look like a twat.

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Sair wrote:
I'm kinda confused on this 'fake katana' thing. Is it made of plastic or something?

Protip: Don't carry a weapon if you can't use it. Or point it at someone if you don't intend to.


No it is made of wood and metal, the reason i call it fake is because it is held together by hot glue.

A friend gave it to me because he got a better one.


When I said I was thinking of doing it, I meant I used to think about it. As in, back a few years ago when I went with my best friend's mom to shop. Not as in "an hour ago I was gunna go out but I duno if I should take my katana I don't know how to use lol".


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I've grown my hair and beard so I don't look like someone who'd be worth robbing.

Because I don't have the skills to learn to use a Sword.

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Victimization is like you said, Actor. More of how you look and how much it looks like you have to take.

Get hot, get really nasty, or get crazy-looking and you'll be left alone.

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 Post subject: it is also worth mentioning that not everyone who doesn't look like you is out to get you.
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Victimization is like you said, Actor. More of how you look and how much it looks like you have to take.

Get hot, get really nasty, or get crazy-looking and you'll be left alone.
most of the time you'll be left alone anyway. I've never had anybody ever give me shit ever. Guess what, I don't stress out over the possibility of being mugged. I don't carry cash with me, but that's because my ATM is a bit out of the way not because I'm afraid of someone mugging me.

seriously. We are waaay too afraid of CRIMIBLES in this country. Just because all the cop dramas show people killing eachother all the time doesn't mean it actually happens.

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You just can't go around being afraid all the fucking time. It doesn't do anybody any good. Sure some people are going to get murdered, mugged and dismembered. It might even happen to you. Big fucking deal. The chances are so slim that changing your routine and making yourself miserable, paranoid, and looking like a twat to deter possible nerdowells serves ZERO PURPOSE.

People need to quit acting like victims, grow up, and realize that by and large people are nice.

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People need to quit acting like victims, grow up, and realize that by and large shit happens and carrying a kinfe, a gun or a crazy look is not going to protect you from fate/life/chance.


Fixed.

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Agreed, no amount of concealed weapons will stop someone intent on harming/mugging/etc.

But, Arwing, by and large, most people would cut their mother's throat if it would benefit them in some small way.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
Agreed, no amount of concealed weapons will stop someone intent on harming/mugging/etc.

But, Arwing, by and large, most people would cut their mother's throat if it would benefit them in some small way.


I take it you've met most people then?

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I have a beard.

I HAVE A BEARD!!

No-one fucks with a guy with a beard.

Drop your guns, swords and knives.

Or I'll befroe you mother fuckers.

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Can "befroe" be the new word?

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I do not own a single weapon. I have never been in a fight, well not since middle school. Never been mugged or violently threatened. I live in a country that requires you to sit a psychological test before handing you a gun license (though from what I hear, it's actually piss easy).

And you know what? I feel safe. The murder rate in NZ is extremely low. The crime rate is also low. The closest thing I own to a weapon is a machete I picked up in Thailand that's made from a modified suspension spring from an old car, because it's light, sharp and really good for hacking through brush to get to an archaeological site.

NZ. Where shit just makes sense.:nz:

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