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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:03 am 
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Most fights can be avoided. In those rare occurances where it cannot be avoided, it is best to finish it as quickly as possible.

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avoids fights, but some circumstances call for voilence to counter utter f**king stupidity.

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Oh PJ, you're so cute when you lie to yourself :-3

Mad: It isn't all that bad here. It's not people just stop and throw down at the most mild conflicts. I haven't been in a fight in months, and even then, you could just barely call it that.

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I've never been in a fight either mad.

I think it's the whole pretending to be a decent human being with common sense thing.

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Ah, much better.

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Ah, much Febroe .


Fixed that for you.

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Shinigami wrote:
Ah, much Febroe .


Fixed that for you.

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Needs more Febroe.

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I have to Febroe at the Febroe of this Febroe

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"Febroe shall go on to the end, febroe shall fight in France, febroe shall fight on the seas and oceans, febroe shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, febroe shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, febroe shall fight on the beaches, febroe shall fight on the landing grounds, febroe shall fight in the fields and in the streets, febroe shall fight in the hills; febroe shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it febroere subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its pofebroer and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old. Febroe."

Febroe sound like one hell of a guy.

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Febroe's penis has a toe nail. To Febroe!

(Also, I'm calling everyone on this febroe thing. If someone doesn't act quick, this'll snowball into a monster capable of terrorizing downtown Tokyo, and spawning a horrible 2000 remake.)

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Someone tried to mug me once, but I got bored and told I was leaving.

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When not at home, I usually carry an assoult rifle with me.

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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
When not at home, I usually carry an assoult rifle with me.

New word!

Definition: to be assaulted by an asshole who is singing soul music. It's a painful and confusing experience, although somewhat mitigated if they have a good voice.


Also, I haven't been in a fight since high school. I'm technically in the South, so maybe I need to hang out in more country-western themed bars?

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When not at home, I usually carry an assoult rifle with me.

yes, you are in the army, we get it :roll:

i dont know what city you live in but i dont know anyone that carries a weapon for self defense. then again i havent been to a highschool in over 8 years :V


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Was the latter part of that post supposed to be a joke?

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Was the latter part of that post supposed to be a joke?
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Was the latter part of that post supposed to be a joke?


FUCK! I wrote out seven reasons why school shootings in AMerica were funny.

And now they're gone!

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Actor makes Firefox sad.


He makes Opera and my 256mb of ram cry for mercy.


And he's capable of draining my battery while its charging.

Damn you actor!


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That probably has to do with the fact that I'm almost always carrying my bokuto or shinai on me.

I was thinking of carrying my fake katana around, if not for looks I have proven I can put it through skin.

And Mad I live in Indiana, you should never come here.


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My seven reasons why school shootings in America are funny(without expanding on the ideas because I'm sleepy and need to be at work in four hours)

Everything I learnt from playing Halo instead of making friends has failed me! None of those idiots think about where to set up, choke points, blocking exits(cable/zip-ties on doors etc) to maximise kills, all they think about is opening fire on a hallway.
Bad school system, you cram the kids in. Despite the compressed nature of schools in your failing system there aren't more casualties.
Prevalence of guns. Well thats easy enough of a joke.
Media idiots. Tripping over themselves looking for a story until finally all thats left is "The locals are sick of media attention" stories followed one year later with "One year on, how a community has tried to heal."
Friending shooters on Myspace. And Friending them.
Less people to vote for the next generation of Bush family politicians. The shootings seem to happen a little bit in the Heartland.
The American Flag is lame, stop draping it over every story ever.

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