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 Post subject: Chris Benoit and family found dead
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:01 pm 
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IN REALITY GUYS. IN REALITY. Not a WWE stunt.

I'm sure we all mourn the death of this true fighting hero who may or may not have killed his own family. But that's not important. What is important is that we have lost a hero.


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Guys, I hear if you die in the WWE you die in reality...

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He'll be back next season, and when he does, he'll be wearing a mask, so no-one will know then he'll get a chair AND SMASH IT INTO SOMEONES FACE!

And after that he'll have sex with an American Flag and get a job at Taco Bell, talking into the Drive Through microphone.

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He'll be back next season, and when he does, he'll be wearing a mask, so no-one will know then he'll get a chair AND SMASH IT INTO SOMEONES FACE!

No, you do not get it. He died in reality. There is no amazing comeback. There is no new character for him on WWE.
HE HAS DIED IN REALITY.

Now stop making fun of wrestling. It's serious business.


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and whats with the rena avatar vass? just started watching higu?


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and whats with the rena avatar vass? just started watching higu?

Watched it a couple of months back. Waiting for the sequel now.


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Am I horribly sick that the first thought I had was him killing his son using the crossface crippler until he broke the boy's back?


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No, but the truth seems to be worse than fiction...

Proradium wrote:
<tdicola> "My second cousin is an officer with GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigations) and what he's heard in his circle is that Chirs Benoit's wife killed their son Daniel, called Chris and told him to rush home because of an emergency which is why he missed last Sunday's Vengeance PPV. Upon arriving home Benoit killed his wife in a rage for the death of his son and then killed himself Monday morning. His wife's body was found in the master bedroom
<tdicola> strangled with the cord from an alarm clock. The son's body was found in his room appearantly suffocated with a garbage bag. Chris then wrote a suicide note explaining what had happened, apologized to his family, his other children (from a seperate relationship), and his fans. He the fasioned a slip-knot noose from from rope taken from the garage and hung himself from the ballaster in the foyer of his suburban Atlanta home

Or that could just be internets hearsay.


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No, but the truth seems to be worse than fiction...

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<tdicola> "My second cousin is an officer with GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigations) and what he's heard in his circle is that Chirs Benoit's wife killed their son Daniel, called Chris and told him to rush home because of an emergency which is why he missed last Sunday's Vengeance PPV. Upon arriving home Benoit killed his wife in a rage for the death of his son and then killed himself Monday morning. His wife's body was found in the master bedroom
<tdicola> strangled with the cord from an alarm clock. The son's body was found in his room appearantly suffocated with a garbage bag. Chris then wrote a suicide note explaining what had happened, apologized to his family, his other children (from a seperate relationship), and his fans. He the fasioned a slip-knot noose from from rope taken from the garage and hung himself from the ballaster in the foyer of his suburban Atlanta home

Or that could just be internets hearsay.


Ive been keeping up with this since the news broke last night. reports are saying that Nancy died on saturday, while the son died on sunday, with Chris killing himself on monday.

Im hoping the real results clear him, but im very doubtful. And it breaks my little heart.

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Man is he going to be pissed when Ashton comes out from behind the curtain.... PUNK'D!

Yes, my sense of pop-culture lives in 2004.

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Blue Sun Missile wrote:
Vass wrote:
No, but the truth seems to be worse than fiction...

Proradium wrote:
<tdicola> "My second cousin is an officer with GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigations) and what he's heard in his circle is that Chirs Benoit's wife killed their son Daniel, called Chris and told him to rush home because of an emergency which is why he missed last Sunday's Vengeance PPV. Upon arriving home Benoit killed his wife in a rage for the death of his son and then killed himself Monday morning. His wife's body was found in the master bedroom
<tdicola> strangled with the cord from an alarm clock. The son's body was found in his room appearantly suffocated with a garbage bag. Chris then wrote a suicide note explaining what had happened, apologized to his family, his other children (from a seperate relationship), and his fans. He the fasioned a slip-knot noose from from rope taken from the garage and hung himself from the ballaster in the foyer of his suburban Atlanta home

Or that could just be internets hearsay.


Ive been keeping up with this since the news broke last night. reports are saying that Nancy died on saturday, while the son died on sunday, with Chris killing himself on monday.

Im hoping the real results clear him, but im very doubtful. And it breaks my little heart.

Blue Sun Missile


Blue Sun Missile's right. I saw "SportsCenter" and they mentioned.

-Nancy was dead at least 24 hours longer than Chris & Dan.
-Nancy was strangled
-Dan was suffocated
-Chris hung himself
-There was evidence of prescription steroids in the home with Chris' name.

Speculate away, but that's what I heard on "The Ocho."

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Am I horribly sick that the first thought I had was him killing his son using the crossface crippler until he broke the boy's back?


Yes.
And Im horribly sick for chuckling about that too.


And sadly enough...you were half right.

Reports are saying he strangled his son with a choke hold.
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something smells fishy and it aint bellofthedamned.


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