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But we have some bad news for you...


You mean you won't sleep with me?


It depends.

Are you a totally creepy internet stalinist who frequently posts on a public general purpose forum with requests for links to and advice on the best way to download hentai without the FBI arresting you for throught crimes who solicits sex from young women over the internet?

If so, no.

so thats why onion doesn't love me anymore...


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Your two points there fail to match up. You say that god hates athiests and then question why god would even care. Perhaps in future internets essays separate conflicting ideas into seperate quasiparagraphs.


Sorry, but you FAIL. Everything was an IF sentence - If he existed, why would he care etc. - obviously he doesn't, exist that is...


Actually I think you fail for being an obnoxious little twerp with a sketchy grasp on the skills needed to carry out successful social interaction.

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OH MY GOD! IT'S EVOLVING!

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This is just micro-evolution over a short period of time. This does not in any way constitute evidence against Intelligent Design.





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Oky, I have hard time with english so don't destroy me on this point, please.

Around the city of St Etienne, France, there is a specy of butterfly with large white wing,
that eat and reproduce on white birch.

At the beguinning of the century, this region was a very big center for coal minir and exploitation,
making big dark smoke, covering birchs with back dust everywhere in the region.

Those butterfly became very easy pray for bird.

But in a matter of years (2 to 5 years) those butterfly had
the wing changed from white to black.

During the 50s the coal mine and exploitation totaly stoped,
and birchs started to be white again, leaving those butterfly with the same problem.
And thesame thing happened: in a matter of few years, the butterfly change back to his with wing.

So what is it? evolution adaptation, something else.



In Europe, after having a lots for early scientific reasercher burn alive for herezy,
the concept the the bible is a book of philosophy, and code of conduct and of moral education BUT NOT a book of science
is accepted by almost everybody.

To say the true I never ever heard of intelligent design before coming in north america.

I still believe that is a pile of craps, and the only thing with more crapness than that is
the different scientific coming in TV talking AGAINS intelligent design, mostly because they don't come to talk
about the scientific illogisme of intelligent design, but to discuss philosophy and mirality about accepting or not this theory.

A theory might not be possibly prove right, but the opposite (proving it wrong) is still possible,
and that would be what those guys have to do, not trying to become some speudotheologico-sientifico-speaker...
Since when a scientific can speak about something and still be anderstandable
by everybody that is not a scientist anyway.

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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If its so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
Youre a wild wild little town bitch
Now how bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong dont dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what Im talkin about I said
Why why why itll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh...

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
Itll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin uh it dont know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No Ill never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and its here its this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
Its a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!

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Theres an ugly little wasel bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin n lyin
cause her sweet little hubbys
Suckin prong part time
(in the name of the lord)

Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks youre a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his work?
Robertson says that hes the one
Oh he sure is,
If armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An hes got some planned for you!
(now, tell me that aint true)

Now, what if jimbos slightly gay,
Will pat let jimbo get away?
Everything weve heard him say
Indicated that jim must pay,
(and it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin in,
cause pat and naughty jimbo
Cant get enough of it

Perhaps its their idea
Of an affirmative action plan
To give white trash a special break;
Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(while you all smell the glove)

Jim and pat should take a pole
(right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like theyd love to do to you

(cause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)

cause some folks dont want prayer in school!

(wed need an ark to survive the drool
Of micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And jimbo-jimbo when they graduate)

Conviced they are the chosen ones --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)

With a ku-klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you aint born again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin:
no abortion, no-siree!
lifes too precious, cant you see!
(whats that hangin from the neighbors tree?
Why, it looks like colored folks to me --
Would they do that...seriously? )

Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire television evangelist,
Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator

Studied law --
But is not qualified to practice it

Father of a love child
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papas religious propaganda program

Claims not to be a faith healer,
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with funding for a secret war in central america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends

Involved in suspicous tax-avoidance schemes,
(under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.)

Claims to be a man of god;
Currenty seeking the united states presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The twilight zone

What if pat gets in the white house,
And suddenly --
The rights of certain people disappear
Mysteriously?

Now, wouldnt that sort of qualify
As an american tragedy?
(especially if he covers it up, sayin
jesus told it to me!)

I hope we never see that day,
In the land of the free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?

And if you dont know by now,
The truth of what Im tellin you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --

And jesus will think Im a jerk, just like you --
If you let those tv preachers
Make a monkey out of you!

I said:
jesus will think youre a jerk
And it would be true!

Theres an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton --
Its still burnin on somebodys lawn
And it still smells rotten

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!


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Oky, I have hard time with english so don't destroy me on this point, please.

Around the city of St Etienne, France, there is a specy of butterfly with large white wing,
that eat and reproduce on white birch.

At the beguinning of the century, this region was a very big center for coal minir and exploitation,
making big dark smoke, covering birchs with back dust everywhere in the region.

Those butterfly became very easy pray for bird.

But in a matter of years (2 to 5 years) those butterfly had
the wing changed from white to black.

During the 50s the coal mine and exploitation totaly stoped,
and birchs started to be white again, leaving those butterfly with the same problem.
And thesame thing happened: in a matter of few years, the butterfly change back to his with wing.

So what is it? evolution adaptation, something else.



In Europe, after having a lots for early scientific reasercher burn alive for herezy,
the concept the the bible is a book of philosophy, and code of conduct and of moral education BUT NOT a book of science
is accepted by almost everybody.

To say the true I never ever heard of intelligent design before coming in north america.

I still believe that is a pile of craps, and the only thing with more crapness than that is
the different scientific coming in TV talking AGAINS intelligent design, mostly because they don't come to talk
about the scientific illogisme of intelligent design, but to discuss philosophy and mirality about accepting or not this theory.

A theory might not be possibly prove right, but the opposite (proving it wrong) is still possible,
and that would be what those guys have to do, not trying to become some speudotheologico-sientifico-speaker...
Since when a scientific can speak about something and still be anderstandable
by everybody that is not a scientist anyway.


They're pepper moths, and that's natural selection, not evolution. Pepper moths naturally are black and white. When the white moths became easy prey, the black ones reproduced more and the majority of their population became black. When the black ones became easy prey, the whites one reproduced more and the white ones became the majority again. They did not spontaneously evolve different coloration in order to survive; genes that were already there became dominant in one case where the majority of the ones who survived to reproduce had that particular set of genes.

It's like taking a population of people, a hundred white guys and ten asians, and letting them start a colony. There's going to be more white people in the future generations, right? Now have a bunch of assholes come in and shoot most of the white guys. Hey, now their kids have a larger percentage of asians! Now leave the white guys alone and kill asians exclusively. Guess what happens? Future generations have more whites because they survive to reproduce and asians don't.

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STOP THAT.

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Have some <s>evolution</s> natural selection.

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STOP THAT.

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You pussy, it's only 500k

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Stop it. This thread is very silly.

Evolution is a myth, just like women voters and my penis.

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actor_au wrote:
Stop it. This thread is very silly.

Evolution is a myth, just like women voters and my penis.

Actor.


all three have been seen at one point.
SOMEONE had to have seen that movie evolution with that guy from the X files teaming up with the seven up guy.
Women voters have been seen in the bulletin board section of these forums.
and actors penis has been seen on sattelite from space and looks conspicuously like the great wall of china.

G-rimm-Y
can be seen swimming the ocean because of step 34 on the google map directions to actors house.

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