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Author: | Psycojes [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:38 pm ] |
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onion wrote: Yorik wrote: onion wrote: But we have some bad news for you... You mean you won't sleep with me? It depends. Are you a totally creepy internet stalinist who frequently posts on a public general purpose forum with requests for links to and advice on the best way to download hentai without the FBI arresting you for throught crimes who solicits sex from young women over the internet? If so, no. so thats why onion doesn't love me anymore... |
Author: | onion [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:19 pm ] |
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pillaroforder wrote: Vass wrote: Your two points there fail to match up. You say that god hates athiests and then question why god would even care. Perhaps in future internets essays separate conflicting ideas into seperate quasiparagraphs. Sorry, but you FAIL. Everything was an IF sentence - If he existed, why would he care etc. - obviously he doesn't, exist that is... Actually I think you fail for being an obnoxious little twerp with a sketchy grasp on the skills needed to carry out successful social interaction. |
Author: | finalcarrots [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:25 pm ] |
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I lol'd. |
Author: | Tossrock [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:31 pm ] |
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Tossrock wrote: <img src="http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8805/bawbp2.png">
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Author: | Sair [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:16 pm ] |
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OH MY GOD! IT'S EVOLVING! |
Author: | RMG [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:01 pm ] |
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This is just micro-evolution over a short period of time. This does not in any way constitute evidence against Intelligent Design. ... |
Author: | Neko7 [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:12 am ] |
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Oky, I have hard time with english so don't destroy me on this point, please. Around the city of St Etienne, France, there is a specy of butterfly with large white wing, that eat and reproduce on white birch. At the beguinning of the century, this region was a very big center for coal minir and exploitation, making big dark smoke, covering birchs with back dust everywhere in the region. Those butterfly became very easy pray for bird. But in a matter of years (2 to 5 years) those butterfly had the wing changed from white to black. During the 50s the coal mine and exploitation totaly stoped, and birchs started to be white again, leaving those butterfly with the same problem. And thesame thing happened: in a matter of few years, the butterfly change back to his with wing. So what is it? evolution adaptation, something else. In Europe, after having a lots for early scientific reasercher burn alive for herezy, the concept the the bible is a book of philosophy, and code of conduct and of moral education BUT NOT a book of science is accepted by almost everybody. To say the true I never ever heard of intelligent design before coming in north america. I still believe that is a pile of craps, and the only thing with more crapness than that is the different scientific coming in TV talking AGAINS intelligent design, mostly because they don't come to talk about the scientific illogisme of intelligent design, but to discuss philosophy and mirality about accepting or not this theory. A theory might not be possibly prove right, but the opposite (proving it wrong) is still possible, and that would be what those guys have to do, not trying to become some speudotheologico-sientifico-speaker... Since when a scientific can speak about something and still be anderstandable by everybody that is not a scientist anyway. |
Author: | Patrick Swayze [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:21 am ] |
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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry lee lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long Ding dang a dong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Everytime I try to do it all now baby Am I on the run Why why why why why baby If its so evil then? Give me my time, with all my power Give it to me all again (wow) Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong Every where I go Everytime you tell me baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why why why why? Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong Dingy dingy son of a gun Half my time I tell you baby Never am I all for sure Why why why why why baby Sicky sicky from within Everytime I stick my finger on in ya Youre a wild wild little town bitch Now how bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long Dingy a dingy dong a down Everytime you tell me baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why why why why? In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong A sticky sticky son of a gun Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong Why why never know Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong Then you take it on the bill Ding dang dong dont dong Whoa! I wanna love ya! Why why why, why why darling Do you do you tell me to play? Half the time I talk about it all now baby You know what Im talkin about I said Why why why itll Ticky ticky ticky ticky Son of a gun Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong Aarrrhhhh... Ding dang a dang bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Everytime I try to do it all now baby Am I on the run Why why why Itll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky Dawn of a gun Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam Ticky ticky through the day If you got a doubt bout baby The memory is on the bed Why why why why why Darlin uh it dont know When my time is on Might tell me never do it on his own If my time was all as is yours Make me burn a wish When my time with you is brutish No Ill never not ever Why why why why why why baby heavy hell Alone and its here its this thunder The thunder oh thunder Oh! Jesus built my car Its a love affair Mainly jesus and my hot rod Yeah, fuck it! |
Author: | caekwon [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:24 am ] |
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Theres an ugly little wasel bout three-foot nine Face puffed up from cryin n lyin cause her sweet little hubbys Suckin prong part time (in the name of the lord) Get a clue, little shrew Oh yeah, oh yeah Jesus thinks youre a jerk Did he really choose tammy to do his work? Robertson says that hes the one Oh he sure is, If armageddon Is your idea of family fun, An hes got some planned for you! (now, tell me that aint true) Now, what if jimbos slightly gay, Will pat let jimbo get away? Everything weve heard him say Indicated that jim must pay, (and it just might hurt a bit) But keep that money rollin in, cause pat and naughty jimbo Cant get enough of it Perhaps its their idea Of an affirmative action plan To give white trash a special break; Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ran To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank! And every night we can hear them thank Their buddy, up above For sending down his love (while you all smell the glove) Jim and pat should take a pole (right up each saintly glory-hole), With tar and feathers too -- Just like theyd love to do to you (cause they think you are bad -- And they are very mad) cause some folks dont want prayer in school! (wed need an ark to survive the drool Of micro-publicans, raised on hate, And jimbo-jimbo when they graduate) Conviced they are the chosen ones -- And all their parents carry guns, And hold them cards in the n.r.a. (with their fingers on the triggers When they kneel and pray) With a ku-klux muu-muu In the back of the truck, If you aint born again, They wanna mess you up, screamin: no abortion, no-siree! lifes too precious, cant you see! (whats that hangin from the neighbors tree? Why, it looks like colored folks to me -- Would they do that...seriously? ) Imagine if you will A multi-millionaire television evangelist, Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator Studied law -- But is not qualified to practice it Father of a love child Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants Of papas religious propaganda program Claims not to be a faith healer, But has, in the past, Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes Involved with funding for a secret war in central america Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends Involved in suspicous tax-avoidance schemes, (under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.) Claims to be a man of god; Currenty seeking the united states presidency, Hoping we will all follow him into -- The twilight zone What if pat gets in the white house, And suddenly -- The rights of certain people disappear Mysteriously? Now, wouldnt that sort of qualify As an american tragedy? (especially if he covers it up, sayin jesus told it to me!) I hope we never see that day, In the land of the free -- Or someday will we? Will we? And if you dont know by now, The truth of what Im tellin you, Then, surely I have failed somehow -- And jesus will think Im a jerk, just like you -- If you let those tv preachers Make a monkey out of you! I said: jesus will think youre a jerk And it would be true! Theres an old rugged cross In the land of cutton -- Its still burnin on somebodys lawn And it still smells rotten Jim and tammy! Oh, baby! You gotta go! You really got to go! |
Author: | Insane_Megalomaniac [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:20 am ] |
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Neko7 wrote: Oky, I have hard time with english so don't destroy me on this point, please.
Around the city of St Etienne, France, there is a specy of butterfly with large white wing, that eat and reproduce on white birch. At the beguinning of the century, this region was a very big center for coal minir and exploitation, making big dark smoke, covering birchs with back dust everywhere in the region. Those butterfly became very easy pray for bird. But in a matter of years (2 to 5 years) those butterfly had the wing changed from white to black. During the 50s the coal mine and exploitation totaly stoped, and birchs started to be white again, leaving those butterfly with the same problem. And thesame thing happened: in a matter of few years, the butterfly change back to his with wing. So what is it? evolution adaptation, something else. In Europe, after having a lots for early scientific reasercher burn alive for herezy, the concept the the bible is a book of philosophy, and code of conduct and of moral education BUT NOT a book of science is accepted by almost everybody. To say the true I never ever heard of intelligent design before coming in north america. I still believe that is a pile of craps, and the only thing with more crapness than that is the different scientific coming in TV talking AGAINS intelligent design, mostly because they don't come to talk about the scientific illogisme of intelligent design, but to discuss philosophy and mirality about accepting or not this theory. A theory might not be possibly prove right, but the opposite (proving it wrong) is still possible, and that would be what those guys have to do, not trying to become some speudotheologico-sientifico-speaker... Since when a scientific can speak about something and still be anderstandable by everybody that is not a scientist anyway. They're pepper moths, and that's natural selection, not evolution. Pepper moths naturally are black and white. When the white moths became easy prey, the black ones reproduced more and the majority of their population became black. When the black ones became easy prey, the whites one reproduced more and the white ones became the majority again. They did not spontaneously evolve different coloration in order to survive; genes that were already there became dominant in one case where the majority of the ones who survived to reproduce had that particular set of genes. It's like taking a population of people, a hundred white guys and ten asians, and letting them start a colony. There's going to be more white people in the future generations, right? Now have a bunch of assholes come in and shoot most of the white guys. Hey, now their kids have a larger percentage of asians! Now leave the white guys alone and kill asians exclusively. Guess what happens? Future generations have more whites because they survive to reproduce and asians don't. |
Author: | Tossrock [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:17 pm ] |
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http://sdcc17.ucsd.edu/~klreynol/ULTRABAW.png |
Author: | caekwon [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:51 pm ] |
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Tossrock wrote:
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Author: | Gwyon [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Even cable internet can't handle this shit. Also: geriatric computer asplode. |
STOP THAT. D: |
Author: | onion [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:27 pm ] |
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It's Beautiful! |
Author: | actor_au [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:06 pm ] |
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Do not want. Actor. |
Author: | actor_au [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:19 pm ] |
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Still do not want. Actor. |
Author: | Vass [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:36 pm ] |
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Have some <s>evolution</s> natural selection. |
Author: | Tossrock [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:22 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Even cable internet can't handle this shit. Also: geriatric computer asplode. |
Gwyon wrote: STOP THAT.
D: You pussy, it's only 500k |
Author: | actor_au [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:26 am ] |
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Stop it. This thread is very silly. Evolution is a myth, just like women voters and my penis. Actor. |
Author: | Grimmy [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:17 am ] |
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actor_au wrote: Stop it. This thread is very silly.
Evolution is a myth, just like women voters and my penis. Actor. all three have been seen at one point. SOMEONE had to have seen that movie evolution with that guy from the X files teaming up with the seven up guy. Women voters have been seen in the bulletin board section of these forums. and actors penis has been seen on sattelite from space and looks conspicuously like the great wall of china. G-rimm-Y can be seen swimming the ocean because of step 34 on the google map directions to actors house. |
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