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 Post subject: MOONCOURT
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:58 am 
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[00:57:36] * Vasswerkin is now known as Vass
[00:57:48] <Vass> slash roleplay tuesday!
[00:58:53] <onion> is not.  is still moonday
[01:05:24] * RMG (~Rjinswand@B10-119.DATANET.NYU.EDU) has joined #en
[01:12:37] <Vass> can we have slash moon roleplay moonday as a compromise?
[01:14:19] <onion> yeah sure
[01:14:37] <Vass> oooh! low gravity slash!
[01:15:07] <onion> moon slash
[01:22:58] <onion> ..so..tired
[01:23:20] <Vass> how was your date with therapist?
[01:25:11] <onion> heh, would have been fine if they hadn't canceled it at the last minute
[01:25:20] <onion> again
[01:25:26] <Vass> oh...
[01:25:46] <Vass> so no chance to discuss moonday?
[01:26:38] <onion> no, but i have an appointment in two moondays
[01:26:54] <onion> and you can bloody bet i'm going to talk about it then
[01:27:21] <durandal> yay moonday?
[01:28:23] <onion> you know, you have to wonder who doctors who constantly cancel appointments think they're helping
[01:28:57] <Vass> indeed
[01:30:11] <onion> shit i could be killing myself right now
[01:30:16] <onion> if i had the fucking energy
[01:32:35] <onion> instead i'll probably just go back to sleep
[01:32:42] <onion> but i could be
[01:36:50] <Vass> heh
[02:14:01] <RMG> MOONDAY
[02:14:51] <onion> MOONDAY MADNESS
[02:15:14] * RMG is now known as RMoonG
[02:15:17] <RMoonG> moooon
[02:15:26] * onion nick moonion
[02:15:31] <onion> get on the damn moon
[02:15:37] <Tatsu> onion fails :(
[02:15:40] <onion> yes i do
[02:15:55] <onion> that's what i get for ...something or other that i've done at some point which was not good
[02:16:00] <Tatsu> XD
[02:16:02] * onion is now known as moonion
[02:16:12] <moonion> ahem
[02:16:15] <moonion> let's try this again
[02:16:17] <moonion> GET ON THE MOON
[02:16:26] <moonion> (obviously karma as righted itself)
[02:18:22] <RMoonG> on the moon we... wait, i guess we already made every possible moon joke last moonday
[02:18:44] <moonion> nah
[02:18:47] <moonion> we didn't
[02:18:59] <moonion> there's about seven million other ones we could make
[02:19:02] <moonion> if we wanted to
[02:19:18] <moonion> but on the moon we are master of restraint
[02:19:34] * Vass is now known as SailorMoon
[02:19:37] <SailorMoon> >.>
[02:19:39] <SailorMoon> <.<
[02:19:41] <RMoonG> hahaha
[02:19:41] * SailorMoon is now known as Vass
[02:19:56] <moonion> see, that only one of our MILLIONS of jokes
[02:19:59] <moonion> and it was EXCELLENT
[02:21:48] <moonion> well done moon brother
[02:22:29] <Vass> indeed
[02:23:35] * Antenor says nothing about being a sailor on the moon....oops
[02:26:55] <RMoonG> subversion!
[02:27:00] <RMoonG> send this man to moon jail!
[02:27:42] <Antenor> Screw you, I'll just go and build my own moon, with hookers and blackjack
[02:28:30] <moonion> we have all the moon hookers and blackjack
[02:28:48] <moonion> there are none left for your poor moon copy
[02:28:53] <Antenor> Well there goes that plan
[02:29:17] <moonion> once again, the moon is victorious
[02:29:24] <Vass> how about you build a space station instead? >.>
[02:29:48] <RMoonG> we will shoot it out of the sky with our mighty moon lasers
[02:30:05] <RMoonG> because that is what we use to shoot things on the moon
[02:30:13] <RMoonG> they are far superior to your primitive earth lasers
[02:30:21] <moonion> this is why being from the moon rules - we are the best at everything
[02:30:54] * Antenor builds a black space station so nobody can see it, even him, wait I think I see a problem with this new plan
[02:31:08] <RMoonG> we can see in five dimensions
[02:31:16] <RMoonG> five... thousand.
[02:31:25] <Antenor> You can see in time, wow thats impressive
[02:32:00] <moonion> we see that it's time to...blow up your space station
[02:32:06] * moonion does so
[02:32:29] <Antenor> Eh, its not as if I could see it so its no great loss
[02:33:19] <RMoonG> a likely story!
[02:33:29] <RMoonG> that is, if you are a stupid earthling.
[02:33:31] <RMoonG> hahahaha
[02:33:47] <RMoonG> (we are laughing because the moon is so wonderful we are happy all the time)
[02:34:32] <moonion> there is so much joy in arrogance
[02:35:58] <RMoonG> (oh god the sudden trasnition from dresden dolls to sugary jpop is too much for my fragile moon mind)
[02:36:06] <RMoonG> damn you, itunes library!
[02:38:39] <Vass> just wait until the moon kingdom is destroyed in a horrible catyclism of forbidden love. You won't be laughing then!
[02:39:09] <moonion> do not speak of the prophesy...
[02:39:12] <RMoonG> treason!
[02:39:16] <RMoonG> take him away!
[02:39:23] <RMoonG> where is our moon op?
[02:39:30] <RMoonG> oh, right
[02:39:46] * RMoonG arrests vass
[02:39:54] <RMoonG> you shall now stand before moon court!
[02:40:00] <RMoonG> where is my moon jury?
[02:40:14] * Vass is now known as SailorMoon
[02:40:27] <SailorMoon> I defy the moon court and stand by my desire for forbidden love!
[02:40:31] <RMoonG> i am not fooled by your disguise, earthling!
[02:40:47] <RMoonG> i hereby call this session of moon counrt into session.
[02:40:51] * RMoonG pounds moon gavel
[02:41:40] <RMoonG> earth creature "vass" is charged with the crimes of moon treason, impersonation of a moon being, and other moon crimes to be named later.
[02:41:44] <SailorMoon> I'll pound you!
[02:41:57] <RMoonG> (also contmept of moon court)
[02:42:04] <RMoonG> how do you plead?
[02:43:22] <SailorMoon> This court is an abomination to the precepts of the moon kingdom! I declare your attempts to try me as a farce.
[02:44:06] * moonion will forbidden love sailormoon if no-one else is going to
[02:44:09] <moonion> >.>
[02:45:15] <SailorMoon> How can you forbidden love me? You are of the moon kingdom also
[02:46:09] <moonion> oh i can forbidden love you good
[02:46:19] <moonion> i have equipment for such loving
[02:46:49] <cakewalk> hey a moon trial
[02:46:54] <cakewalk> tribmoonal
[02:47:22] <RMoonG> i hereby sentence "vass" to cruel and unusual loving
[02:47:46] <moonion> from me, the moon punisher
[02:47:47] * SailorMoon shoots cake with moon powers
[02:47:52] <cakewalk> D:
[02:48:01] <cakewalk> he's got a lazor!
[02:48:22] * cakewalk flips the witness stand over and fires back from cover.
[02:48:26] * cakewalk pew pew!
[02:48:41] <moonion> it's allright, i'll take his mind off of that with the filthy forbidden moon love justice
[02:48:41] <RMoonG> order!
[02:48:43] <RMoonG> MOON ORDER!
[02:49:03] * moonion sighs
[02:49:04] <cakewalk> wait i am the public defender okay
[02:49:11] <cakewalk> MOTION FOR A MISTRIAL
[02:49:14] <cakewalk> MY CLIENT IS INSANE!
[02:49:30] <moonion> ON THE MOON INSANITY IS NOT AN EXCUSE
[02:49:42] <cakewalk> you see he is only pretending to be sailor moon
[02:49:46] <RMoonG> I hereby charge cakewalk with the moon crime of defending a moon defendant and being a lawyer.
[02:49:50] <cakewalk> by killing him you will only make a MOON MARTYR
[02:49:52] <RMoonG> How do you plead?
[02:50:02] <cakewalk> I plead LAZOR
[02:50:05] <cakewalk> PEW PEW
[02:50:08] <RMoonG> oh no!
[02:50:15] <cakewalk> pkew pkew pkew
[02:50:19] <cakewalk> ratatatatatat
[02:50:30] * RMoonG takes out moon laser
[02:50:34] <RMoonG> moon moon moon
[02:50:39] * moonion fires off a barrage of laser beams from her croth cannon
[02:50:43] <RMoonG> moon moon pew moon moon
[02:50:49] <moonion> I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH NONSENSE ON MY MOON
[02:50:50] <RMoonG> moon moon
[02:50:50] <cakewalk> on the moon all trials end in gunfire
[02:50:54] <cakewalk> for such is our custom
[02:51:00] <cakewalk> PEW PEW PEW
[02:51:01] <RMoonG> it is the superior way to end a trial!
[02:51:06] <RMoonG> moon moon
[02:51:09] <moonion> pewpewpew
[02:51:27] <RMoonG> okay, enough of this!
[02:51:33] <RMoonG> i'm brining out the mighty MOON CANYON
[02:51:47] <cakewalk> moon canyon huh
[02:51:57] <RMoonG> it is called a "canyon" because it is superior to a "cannon"
[02:51:59] <cakewalk> OH NOES HE WILL TOSS US IN
[02:52:01] <cakewalk> AND WE WILL FALL
[02:52:02] <RMoonG> cannons are for earthings!
[02:52:02] <cakewalk> SLOWLY
[02:52:03] <moonion> yeah, i'm curious about that myself
[02:52:08] * RMoonG fires the moon canyon
[02:52:12] <RMoonG> BAWW BAWWWW BAWWWWW
[02:52:19] <cakewalk> to our untimely bruisings and annoyance
[02:52:23] <RMoonG> BAWWWWW BAWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[02:52:35] <cakewalk> okay the moon canyon is just out of control
[02:52:45] <moonion> moon brether, rmooong has gone moon mental
[02:52:49] <cakewalk> Moontal?
[02:52:58] <RMoonG> order!
[02:53:04] <cakewalk> QUICK WE MUST PULL HIS PANTS DOWN AND SPANK HIM WITH MOONROCKS
[02:53:09] <cakewalk> FOR HE IS CLEARLY A NERD
[02:53:12] <RMoonG> treason!
[02:53:14] <moonion> I WILL GET HIS PANTS
[02:53:16] <cakewalk> NERDERY!
[02:53:24] <moonion> YOU WILL DO THE SPANKING
[02:53:28] <cakewalk> I uh
[02:53:30] <cakewalk> oh alright fine
[02:53:33] <RMoonG> baww baawwwww bawwww
[02:53:37] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[02:53:38] * moonion pantses rmoong
[02:53:43] <RMoonG> D:
[02:53:54] <moonion> SPANK HIM WITH THE MOON ROCKS
[02:54:04] * cakewalk sorts of tosses a moonrock at rmoong's butt.
[02:54:08] <cakewalk> there
[02:54:16] <moonion> ...
[02:54:35] <cakewalk> SIGH
[02:54:37] <moonion> HOMMONAPHOBE
[02:54:43] <cakewalk> HOMOPHONE?
[02:54:58] <moonion> SPANK HIM
[02:55:10] <cakewalk> oh ok
[02:55:13] <moonion> DO NOT MAKE IT SO MY PANTSING WAS IN VAIN
[02:55:32] * cakewalk SPANKS RMOONG RIGHT OVER THE EDGE OF THE CANYON!
[02:55:34] <RMoonG> pewpewpew :(
[02:55:46] <RMoonG> oh no! not the canyon!
[02:55:48] <cakewalk> oh no it was a trap
[02:55:54] * RMoonG is consumed in the bawbawbaws
[02:55:54] <moonion> YEAH YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YPU MOON BITCH
[02:55:57] <cakewalk> his pewpew powers have only grown stronger with his pants down :(
[02:56:32] <moonion> you should not have pushed him inoto the mighty moon canyon
[02:56:47] <cakewalk> couldn't be helped
[02:56:53] <moonion> did not you learn anything in moon school you moon noob
[02:56:53] <SailorMoon> HAha! Horrible caticlysm!
[02:56:55] <moonion> ?
[02:56:55] * RMoonG is now known as bawbawbaw
[02:56:58] <cakewalk> amazing moon strength + low-friction atmosphere
[02:56:59] <bawbawbaw> baww bawww bawwww
[02:57:04] <bawbawbaw> BAWW BAWWW BAWWWWWWW
[02:57:09] <cakewalk> oh what the hell
[02:57:14] * MrKite (~STONE4@adsl-152-202-244.asm.bellsouth.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[02:57:22] <cakewalk> IT GOT KITE
[02:57:23] <moonion> THERE WILL BE NO LIVING WITH HIM AFRTER THIS
[02:57:48] <cakewalk> WHATEVER I CAN JUST MOVE BACK IN WITH MY MOONPARENTS
[02:57:55] <moonion> our only hope is to fire lasers at him a lot
[02:57:58] <cakewalk> I'm not the one with my name on the moon lease.
[02:58:03] <moonion> a lot
[02:58:13] <moonion> pew pew pew pew pew
[02:58:16] <moonion> pew pew pew
[02:58:27] <cakewalk> fzap fzap fzap
[02:58:29] <moonion> pew pew pew pew pew ... pew pew pew...
[02:58:32] <bawbawbaw> baww baww bawwwww
[02:58:35] <cakewalk> zorch
[02:58:39] <moonion> pewpewpewpewpew
[02:58:40] <bawbawbaw> bawww baww baw baw
[02:58:42] <cakewalk> pew pew pkew
[02:58:46] <bawbawbaw> baww bawww bawwwww bawww
[02:58:52] <cakewalk> pew
[02:58:53] * bawbawbaw baw baw baw
[02:58:54] <moonion> pew pew pew pew pewpewpewpewpewpew
[02:59:02] * cakewalk is now known as pewpewpew
[02:59:04] <bawbawbaw> BAW BAW BAW BAW BAW
[02:59:08] <moonion> ...is my plan working yet?
[02:59:09] <bawbawbaw> bawbawbawbaw
[02:59:14] * pewpewpew .
[02:59:15] * pewpewpew .
[02:59:16] <bawbawbaw> bawbaawbawbaw
[02:59:19] * pewpewpew .
[02:59:20] <bawbawbaw> baw... baw
[02:59:20] * pewpewpew .
[02:59:21] <bawbawbaw> baw :(
[02:59:29] <moonion> pewpewpew
[02:59:32] <pewpewpew> we have a plan?
[02:59:36] <bawbawbaw> pawdfkjgf ghdfhj baw
[02:59:42] <bawbawbaw> paw taw maw caw
[02:59:48] <moonion> to fire a lot of lasers at him
[02:59:51] <pewpewpew> OH GREAT USED UP ALL THE B'S
[02:59:53] <bawbawbaw> crawl sprawl brawl
[02:59:56] <moonion> pewpewpewpewpew
[03:00:09] <moonion> pewpewpewpewpewpew fzap pewpew
[03:00:10] <bawbawbaw> crib trib MiB
[03:00:16] <pewpewpew> honk honk honk
[03:00:17] <pewpewpew> i mean
[03:00:20] <bawbawbaw> pew pew... pew?
[03:00:24] <bawbawbaw> oh no!
[03:00:25] <pewpewpew> no that's what i meant
[03:00:27] <pewpewpew> honk honk
[03:00:27] <moonion> the laser gun...she is becoming hot with overuse
[03:00:28] * bawbawbaw is now known as RMoonG
[03:00:34] <pewpewpew> he powered down
[03:00:36] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[03:00:37] <pewpewpew> BECAUSE WE LASERED HIM
[03:00:40] <pewpewpew> VICTORY FOR THE MOON
[03:00:47] <RMoonG> pew pew pew
[03:00:50] <moonion> on the moon we are excellent strategists
[03:00:50] <RMoonG> pew
[03:00:54] <RMoonG> pew pew
[03:00:54] <pewpewpew> everybody stop pewing
[03:01:00] <RMoonG> you'll never take me alive!
[03:01:01] <moonion> that is why my plan worked
[03:01:03] <RMoonG> moon bastards!
[03:01:05] <RMoonG> pew pew pew
[03:01:09] <pewpewpew> our gunplay has advanced beyond all rhyme or reason
[03:01:10] <RMoonG> my last pew is for myself!
[03:01:10] <moonion> pewpewpew
[03:01:17] <pewpewpew> verily our guns make whatever noise we wish
[03:01:22] <pewpewpew> MOO MOO MOO
[03:01:36] <moonion> they only say because this is the best noise
[03:01:45] <RMoonG> pew pew pew
[03:01:46] <moonion> which we invented
[03:01:52] * RMoonG hides behind witness stand
[03:01:53] <moonion> on the moon
[03:01:54] * arwing sits on a pewpewpew
[03:01:58] <pewpewpew> i'm behind the witness stand
[03:01:59] <pewpewpew> :(
[03:02:07] <pewpewpew> zorch zorch zorch
[03:02:07] <RMoonG> oh no!
[03:02:11] <RMoonG> strategic error!
[03:02:18] <moonion> were i planted the moon landmines... you fool
[03:02:20] <RMoonG> pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
[03:02:32] * SailorMoon is now known as Zerg
[03:02:34] * moonion detonates moon land mines
[03:02:39] * Zerg rushes RMoonG
[03:02:52] <RMoonG> too late zerg im in ur base killin ur dudes
[03:02:52] <Zerg> kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekeke
[03:02:55] <pewpewpew> ... who sold you these?
[03:03:00] <pewpewpew> i think you got ripped off
[03:03:01] * moonion is now known as kekekeke
[03:03:02] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[03:03:03] <pewpewpew> oh haha wait i sold you these
[03:03:05] <pewpewpew> nevermind
[03:03:05] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[03:03:11] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[03:03:15] <kekekeke> me /.
[03:03:23] <RMoonG> i'm not going back to moon jail!!
[03:03:24] <Zerg> kekekekeke
[03:03:33] * kekekeke .
[03:03:39] * kekekeke .
[03:04:09] * RMoonG is bitten by a zerg in the rush
[03:04:11] <pewpewpew> now i'm in the court stenographer's booth
[03:04:15] * RMoonG is now known as InfestedRMoonG
[03:04:16] <kekekeke> our superior moon tactics will defeat you
[03:04:24] <InfestedRMoonG> forr the SWAAARM
[03:04:29] * InfestedRMoonG detonates
[03:04:39] <Zerg> kekekekeke
[03:04:43] * kekekeke mooinon
[03:04:47] <InfestedRMoonG> wait that was a bad plan
[03:05:02] * InfestedRMoonG is now known as bloodpuddle
[03:05:04] <bloodpuddle> :(
[03:05:07] <kekekeke> THAT IS WHY WE LET YOU DO IT
[03:05:09] <kekekeke> HAH
[03:05:23] <kekekeke> WE KNEW IT WOULD ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME
[03:05:35] <kekekeke> OUR MOON PREGOCNITION TRIUMPHS AGAIN
[03:05:39] <bloodpuddle> daman you moon slush slush slush
[03:05:39] <Zerg> victory in the moon theatre!
[03:05:42] <bloodpuddle> sloosh
[03:05:46] <pewpewpew> now i'm in the audience
[03:05:52] <pewpewpew> underneath a folding chair
[03:06:04] <kekekeke> why?
[03:06:19] <pewpewpew> MOON TACTICS
[03:06:27] <kekekeke> ahh
[03:06:32] <kekekeke> obviously
[03:06:36] <pewpewpew> so is the judge dead
[03:06:41] <pewpewpew> can i stop hiding
[03:06:42] <pewpewpew> i mean
[03:06:53] <kekekeke> yeah i think so
[03:06:55] <pewpewpew> tacticing
[03:06:59] <pewpewpew> tacticking?
[03:07:04] <pewpewpew> TACTITIANING?
[03:07:21] <kekekeke> i think we have become moon crazy
[03:07:25] <pewpewpew> well that sucks now we only have like two moon comrades
[03:07:27] <pewpewpew> stupid zerg
[03:07:53] <Zerg> I blame the filthy humans for creating us
[03:08:03] <pewpewpew> the FORERUNNERS created you
[03:08:04] * bloodpuddle is now known as RMoonG
[03:08:06] <pewpewpew> noob
[03:08:26] <RMoonG> now that the customary moon shootout is complete, i hereby call moon court back into session.
[03:08:27] <pewpewpew> unless you mean blizzard entertainment llc
[03:08:33] <RMoonG> MOON SESSION
[03:08:35] <pewpewpew> please say no
[03:08:46] <pewpewpew> even in the court of MOON we fear their mighty legal powers
[03:09:10] * kekekeke is now known as moonion
[03:09:19] <pewpewpew> what type of moon trial are we having today
[03:09:23] <moonion> moon court sucks
[03:09:25] <pewpewpew> criminal?
[03:09:27] <pewpewpew> small claims?
[03:09:28] <moonion> it's so predicatable
[03:09:31] <pewpewpew> military tribunal
[03:09:41] <pewpewpew> ACTIVIST JUDGE court
[03:10:07] <pewpewpew> moon government has always and will forever suck
[03:10:07] <RMoonG> wait, who was the moon defendant again?
[03:10:15] <RMoonG> i forgot
[03:10:15] <pewpewpew> who instituted this silly institution
[03:10:18] <RMoonG> MOON FORGOT
[03:10:19] <moonion> when do we eat the post tribunal delicious mooncake?
[03:10:38] <pewpewpew> i showed up in just enough
[03:11:00] <pewpewpew> Zacarias MOONSSAOUI
[03:11:03] <pewpewpew> TERRORIST MOONSLIMS!
[03:11:46] <pewpewpew> hello
[03:11:47] <pewpewpew> anybody
[03:11:53] <pewpewpew> I CAN HEAR YOU SNICKERING
[03:12:06] <pewpewpew> okay fine i brought moonbeer but I guess there's NOBODY HERE
[03:12:14] <moonion> ..i want the delicious mooncake now
[03:12:17] <pewpewpew> I'm just gonna have to get hella ripped ALL BY MY SELF.
[03:12:25] <pewpewpew> oh hi
[03:12:26] <moonion> MOONBEER ME MOON BROTHER
[03:12:40] <pewpewpew> DRINK UP DOGGIE
[03:12:52] <pewpewpew> GONNA NEED HELLA LIQUOR IN US IF WE'RE GOING TO BE IN COURT ALL DAY
[03:13:08] <moonion> when is the moon cake?
[03:13:31] * Zerg is now known as Jack_MoonCoy
[03:13:34] <Jack_MoonCoy> OBJECTION!
[03:13:45] <pewpewpew> ON WHAT MOONS?
[03:13:59] <Jack_MoonCoy> All of them
[03:14:17] <pewpewpew> well that's a pretty good answer
[03:14:21] <pewpewpew> you get a moon point
[03:14:26] <pewpewpew> now what happens
[03:14:40] <Jack_MoonCoy> >.>
[03:14:46] <Jack_MoonCoy> I demand a retrial
[03:14:59] <Jack_MoonCoy> with a better jury
[03:15:11] <pewpewpew> ON THE MOON
[03:15:12] <moonion> and a less crazy judge
[03:15:13] <pewpewpew> A JURY
[03:15:16] <pewpewpew> WHAT ARE YOU A PUSSY
[03:15:29] <pewpewpew> RMOONG TRY THEM BOTH FOR PUSSCRAFT
[03:15:38] <pewpewpew> and vass for Starcraft
[03:16:01] <moonion> I AM SO MOON BAKED RIGHT NOW
[03:16:27] <Jack_MoonCoy> I'll have you done for being an accomplice to moonder!
[03:16:30] <pewpewpew> man moon court is kinda suckin'
[03:16:48] <RMoonG> i hereby charge you all with everything!
[03:16:49] <moonion> not for me
[03:17:07] <pewpewpew> so if we have a moon court
[03:17:10] <RMoonG> i sentence you all to attend a monndatory moon party
[03:17:11] <moonion> when do we get to be moonzord again?
[03:17:18] <pewpewpew> does this imply other branches of moon court?
[03:17:22] <pewpewpew> we have to go to war
[03:17:32] <moonion> i feel a poweful need to have giant robot arms that'll make me a goddamn sammich
[03:17:34] <pewpewpew> we can't just summon a moonzord because you're BORED
[03:17:36] <pewpewpew> SHIT
[03:17:46] <RMoonG> moon party!
[03:17:52] <moonion> not even for sammiches?
[03:17:58] <pewpewpew> when is the moon NOT a party?
[03:18:09] <pewpewpew> Oh yes I forgot when we're FUCKING STUCK IN MOONCOURT >:(
[03:18:24] <moonion> dude lay off mooncourt
[03:18:43] <Jack_MoonCoy> dude, why can't you pick locks?
[03:18:53] <Jack_MoonCoy> then we could get out of mooncourt
[03:19:02] <Jack_MoonCoy> but nooooo
[03:19:14] <Jack_MoonCoy> you wanted to be a mooncleric
[03:19:46] <moonion> ...we should shoot lasers at the door
[03:19:48] <Jack_MoonCoy> well guess what? Because we don't have a moonrogue, we can't get out of a locked room!
[03:19:49] <moonion> i like lasers
[03:19:57] <pewpewpew> i am the moonbard
[03:20:02] <moonion> pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
[03:20:16] <pewpewpew> but i have no moondex and can't pick locks for shit :(
[03:20:16] <RMoonG> what kind of moon name is "pewpewpew"?
[03:20:21] <moonion> pewpewpewppewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
[03:20:27] <pewpewpew> instead i shall sing the GREAT EPIC MOON POEMS OF OUR CIVILIZATION
[03:20:29] <RMoonG> the answer is a TREASONOUS one
[03:20:31] <moonion> you guys are not shooting the door enough
[03:20:39] <RMoonG> i charge pewpewpew with improper moon name usage!
[03:20:41] <moonion> STOP ARGUING AND SHOOT THE DOOR WITH MOON LASERS
[03:20:44] <pewpewpew> i will sing the poem that makes lasers go faster
[03:20:44] <Jack_MoonCoy> I can't
[03:20:47] <moonion> WE MUST WORK AS A MOON TEAM
[03:20:50] <Jack_MoonCoy> I'm a moonbarrista
[03:20:50] <RMoonG> why are we shooting the door?
[03:20:55] <pewpewpew> HEY SHUT UP PEWPEWPEW IS A GREAT MOON NAME
[03:21:02] <pewpewpew> trying to escape your dumb courtroom
[03:21:10] <RMoonG> the moon door?
[03:21:12] <RMoonG> oh.
[03:21:14] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[03:21:15] <Jack_MoonCoy> NO U!
[03:21:16] <RMoonG> wait
[03:21:17] <pewpewpew> portal
[03:21:18] <moonion> you are all being fucking moon queer
[03:21:24] <moonion> shoot the god damn moon door
[03:21:26] <pewpewpew> MOONGAYS
[03:21:29] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[03:21:31] <pewpewpew> ENGAGING IN MOONGAIETY
[03:21:33] <RMoonG> pewpewpew
[03:21:36] <moonion> pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
[03:21:42] <moonion> pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewp
[03:21:44] <Jack_MoonCoy> I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOONDONGLE
[03:21:50] * RMoonG throws moon gavel through window
[03:21:51] <moonion> I WANT OUT OF MOON COURT.  IT IS FULL OF MOONGAYS
[03:21:53] <pewpewpew> okay you guys do that and i'll just chill our over here
[03:21:57] <pewpewpew> and smoke some spaceweed
[03:21:57] <pewpewpew> ok
[03:22:00] <RMoonG> me climbs out window
[03:22:13] <moonion> I HAVE ALREADY SMOKED ALL THE SPACEWEED
[03:22:13] * RMoonG lacerates self on jagged moon glass
[03:22:17] <moonion> WHICH YOU TOTALLY PAID FOR
[03:22:18] <RMoonG> SWEET MOON FREEDOM!
[03:22:22] <moonion> MOOWNED
[03:22:22] * RMoonG bleeds to death
[03:22:27] <RMoonG> X_X
[03:22:29] <pewpewpew> gasp
[03:22:31] <pewpewpew> sputter
[03:22:44] <pewpewpew> MOONION YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
[03:22:46] <moonion> AND THEN I ATE ALL YOUR FUCKING MOONSNACKCAKES
[03:22:49] * pewpewpew !
[03:22:54] <Jack_MoonCoy> watch out for the moon vacuum
[03:22:56] <RMoonG> x_x
[03:22:58] <moonion> what chu gonna do?
[03:23:00] <RMoonG> x_X
[03:23:02] <RMoonG> X_x
[03:23:06] <moonion> I AM SO TOTALLY MOONSTONED RIGHT NOW
[03:23:09] <pewpewpew> rince is pretty dead
[03:23:24] * pewpewpew climbs out the window over rince's body.
[03:23:29] * RMoonG is now known as JudgeMoondy
[03:23:31] <pewpewpew> RES PLZ
[03:23:35] <JudgeMoondy> D:
[03:23:36] <pewpewpew> HEALS
[03:23:39] <pewpewpew> RES PLZ
[03:23:40] <moonion> that's because he's a moondumbass and hasn't figured out that death does not exist on the moon because we are too cool for it
[03:23:45] * JudgeMoondy is now known as RMoonG
[03:23:56] <pewpewpew> death is hella cool
[03:24:02] <pewpewpew> don't make me get the moonrocks moonion
[03:24:04] <pewpewpew> i will do it
[03:24:05] <RMoonG> Moon glass is so superior it can induce MOON DEATH
[03:24:16] <RMoonG> that's the best kind of death!
[03:24:21] <RMoonG> since it is from the moon
[03:24:26] <RMoonG> also x_X
[03:24:28] <pewpewpew> when you die on the MOON you die for REAL
[03:24:35] <pewpewpew> until we DECIDE you are no longer DEAD
[03:24:44] <pewpewpew> hey wait
[03:24:50] <pewpewpew> Jack_MoonCoy
[03:24:54] <pewpewpew> did you just say we had a mooncleric?
[03:25:08] <Jack_MoonCoy> yeah, aren't you the mooncleric?
[03:25:14] <pewpewpew> I'm the moonbard
[03:25:20] <moonion> don't look at me
[03:25:22] <pewpewpew> EPIC POEMS OF OUR GREAT CIVIL etc etc.
[03:25:25] <moonion> i'm a moonrouge
[03:25:27] <Jack_MoonCoy> oh...
[03:25:28] <pewpewpew> you are not
[03:25:32] * moonion steals shit
[03:25:35] <moonion> yes i am
[03:25:36] <pewpewpew> you're a damn druid
[03:25:38] * RMoonG puts on a stylish moonocle
[03:25:38] <pewpewpew> poseur
[03:25:40] <Jack_MoonCoy> you're a red moon?
[03:25:50] <RMoonG> i say!
[03:26:05] <pewpewpew> oh lordy the victorians are here
[03:26:13] <Jack_MoonCoy> fucking victorians
[03:26:13] <pewpewpew> and half of the moon is LOCKED IN THE FUCKING COURTROOM
[03:26:17] <moonion> i meant moonrogue but i am so totally bakes because i smokes all your spaceweed
[03:26:18] <pewpewpew> thanks a lot RMoonG
[03:26:29] <moonion> ALL OF IT
[03:26:36] <moonion> on the moons it is cool to do that
[03:26:38] <pewpewpew> how do you even smoke that much and not
[03:26:39] <pewpewpew> like
[03:26:39] <pewpewpew> die
[03:26:41] <RMoonG> i opened the window. :(
[03:26:52] <pewpewpew> they are dumb & stoned
[03:26:56] <moonion> because i am so totally moonl33t
[03:26:58] <moonion> that's why
[03:27:09] <pewpewpew> oh yeah
[03:27:20] <pewpewpew> well why don't you smoke all MY LAZER INSTEAD
[03:27:22] <pewpewpew> PEW PEW PEW
[03:27:24] <pewpewpew> PEW PEW PEW PEW
[03:28:00] <pewpewpew> PEW PEW
[03:28:00] <pewpewpew> pew
[03:28:04] <pewpewpew> i tire of this weapon
[03:28:20] <Jack_MoonCoy> so steal RMoonG's mooncanyon
[03:29:18] <pewpewpew> it's in his pocket
[03:29:24] <pewpewpew> and then he somehow fell into it
[03:29:28] <pewpewpew> creating a paradox
[03:29:38] <pewpewpew> luckily such things are commonplace on the moon
[03:29:43] <moonion> ...
[03:29:43] <moonion> what?
[03:29:46] <moonion> were you shooting at me?
[03:29:54] <pewpewpew> WE HAVE 5000 POCKET DIMENSIONS
[03:29:56] * Jack_MoonCoy decides to moonsleep
[03:30:13] <pewpewpew> vass isn't it tuesday over there
[03:30:15] <moonion> good night moonfriend
[03:30:20] <pewpewpew> how can you even celebrate moonday on a tuesday
[03:30:22] <Jack_MoonCoy> yes, yes it is
[03:30:24] <pewpewpew> that's just ridiculous
[03:30:30] <Jack_MoonCoy> because I was told to
[03:30:40] <pewpewpew> you listened to moonion?
[03:30:48] <Jack_MoonCoy> >.>
[03:30:54] <Eriatarka> I sure hope you all die in a fire.
[03:30:55] <Jack_MoonCoy> moonbe?
[03:30:56] <pewpewpew> WELL GEE INSPECTOR I THINK I MAY SEE THE PROBLEM HERE
[03:31:08] * Jack_MoonCoy is now known as Vass
[03:31:20] <pewpewpew> moon
[03:31:21] <moonion> ...moonday is whenever the hell i say it is
[03:31:22] <pewpewpew> moonbase
[03:31:24] <pewpewpew> oil on the moon
[03:31:29] <Vass> In my defense, I did try some slash
[03:31:37] <Vass> but noone took up my offer
[03:31:42] <pewpewpew> aww
[03:31:44] <moonion> hey i was totally going to moonlove you
[03:31:46] <moonion> TOTALLY
[03:31:49] <moonion> i told you that
[03:31:57] <pewpewpew> WELL WHIP IT OUT MOONION JEEZ
[03:32:00] <Vass> but you're celebrating moonday
[03:32:09] <Vass> it would've never worked out for us
[03:32:16] <Vass> forbidden love and all that...
[03:32:17] <pewpewpew> COCK OR GTFO (the moon)
[03:32:28] <pewpewpew> is that what the moontrial was for?
[03:32:42] <moonion> yes
[03:32:47] <moonion> THAT IS WHAT IT WAS FOR
[03:32:52] <moonion> I TRIED TO LOVE A BEING NOT OF THE MOON
[03:32:54] <moonion> IS THAT SO WRONG?
[03:33:05] <pewpewpew> man down with the oppressive moon government
[03:33:24] <pewpewpew> if i wasn't so moonstoned i would totally go to RMoonG's dome and crap in the hyperbaric oxygen machine
[03:33:27] <durandal> Eri.
[03:33:28] <durandal> Let's ban them all.
[03:33:48] <Eriatarka> Okay
[03:33:50] <moonion> he would totally deserve that
[03:33:56] <pewpewpew> yeah i know
[03:34:01] * Eriatarka sets mode: +b *!*@c-69-180-132-6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
[03:34:02] <pewpewpew> the government deserves to suffer man
[03:34:07] <pewpewpew> man moon anarch is gonna be so sweet
[03:34:08] * pewpewpew was kicked by Eriatarka (I don't even know which one this is)
[03:34:22] <durandal> I think that was cakems.
[03:34:27] <Vass> it was
[03:34:34] <moonion> yep
[03:34:36] <moonion> pretty much
[03:34:50] <durandal> THROUGH THE FIRE THROUGH THE FLAMES LIKE THE SUN WILL RISE AGAIN LOST IN TIME LOST IN SPACE TO THE END OF ALL OUR DAYS
[03:35:07] <moonion> wow i totally never get tired of hearing you say that
[03:35:29] * Vass is now known as Vassleep
[03:35:44] * Eriatarka sets mode: +b *!*@host81-154-91-27.range81-154.btcentralplus.com
[03:35:52] * moonion was kicked by Eriatarka (There's still another one)
[03:35:54] * Eriatarka sets mode: +b *!*@B10-119.DATANET.NYU.EDU
[03:35:59] * RMoonG was kicked by Eriatarka (And another)
[03:36:18] <durandal> See, I didn't think you would do it.
[03:36:20] <durandal> But then you did!
[03:36:45] <Eriatarka> I did.
[03:38:24] <Eriatarka> You're lucky you stopped when you did, Vassems.
[03:39:00] <durandal> How long before Rince figures out how to unban himself?
[03:39:08] <Eriatarka> I'm not even sure he was there.
[03:39:13] <durandal> RMoonG.
[03:39:16] <durandal> Rince.
[03:39:20] <durandal> NYU.EDU. Etc.
[03:39:21] <durandal> oh
[03:39:23] <durandal> at his ocmputer.
[03:39:24] <durandal> nevermind.
[03:39:30] <durandal> no idea.
[03:39:44] <Eriatarka> (oh barrems)
[03:40:00] <durandal> (oh eri)
[03:40:07] <durandal> (I'll tell Caffy, and then it's pow, right in the kisser for you!)
[03:40:17] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@B10-119.DATANET.NYU.EDU
[03:40:22] * RMG (~Rjinswand@B10-119.DATANET.NYU.EDU) has joined #en
[03:40:22] <durandal> there he goes
[03:40:25] * ChanServ sets mode: +o RMG
[03:40:28] <durandal> totally should have done an over-under
[03:40:30] <durandal> I would have won
[03:40:59] <Eriatarka> (I'm not scared of Caffy!)
[03:41:09] <durandal> (You should be. Oh God.)
[03:42:12] <RMG> is everyone still banned?
[03:42:35] <Eriatarka> Yeah
[03:42:43] <RMG> well, that's not very nice
[03:42:52] <Eriatarka> You can unban them if you want.  I'm going to class in a couple minutes.
[03:42:56] * RMG sets mode: -b *!*@host81-154-91-27.range81-154.btcentralplus.com
[03:43:07] * RMG sets mode: -b *!*@c-69-180-132-6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
[03:43:28] * RMG sets mode: -b *!*@128.2.160.64
[03:43:37] * RMG is now known as RMG|class
[03:43:42] <RMG|class> i think that's everyone
[03:45:34] * pewpewpew (user@c-69-180-132-6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #EN
[03:45:47] <pewpewpew> man
[03:45:55] <pewpewpew> #pokebattle ?
[03:45:59] <pewpewpew> not as much fun as you might think
[03:48:02] * pewpewpew (user@c-69-180-132-6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
[03:49:03] * onion (onionofang@host81-154-91-27.range81-154.btcentralplus.com) has joined #en
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