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 Post subject: Dear Wark
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:54 pm 
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Please reply in this thread if you haven't been killed by a falling bridge or arrested for making a bridge collapse. If not, umm... RIP warkems.

Hope you're still alive,
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http://teh-wark.livejournal.com/60988.html


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shoonra i told him

three minutes before that post actually


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How do we know that isn't a robo-Wark?

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Kest wrote:
shoonra i told him

three minutes before that post actually

the public has a right to know!


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How do we know that isn't a robo-Wark?

we are all robos in a way


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Like anyone reads livejournals. They're almost as bad as myspace.

I'm totally in touch with the youth of today and I know they feel exactly the same way! :V


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MySpace ended the Civil War, its True!

Also I've set my computer to automatically do two things if I die, first is to delete all the tranny porn I've kept archived meticulously for the last nine years and the other is to come on Kyhm and post "My Penis is giant!" until I get to 10,000 posts, then it will write a new topic explaining why I'm quitting the forums to go to Thailand.

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how will it know you died?


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Pacemakers, meshnets, and an extremely contrived series of scripts and whatnot.

AKA, more effort than it is worth.

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You're going to thailand when you die?

Awesome.


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You're going to thailand when you die?

Awesome.

Does that mean that TMT is already dead?


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for the record i was there about ten minutes after the bridge fell and the shit was NUTS.


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Damn, cakewalk! Was it mass panic? Or were people just watching in shock?

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Everyone goes to Thailand when they die.

And I'm guessing that is was chaos on either side of the bridge.

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Also I've set my computer to automatically do two things if I die, first is to delete all the tranny porn I've kept archived meticulously for the last nine years

Bastard.
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and the other is to come on Kyhm and post "My Penis is giant!" until I get to 10,000 posts

That explains everything. I don't actually exist. What you all call Labrat is simply a malfunctioning component of Actor's computer that has activated itself prematurely.

Its all so very clear now...

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 Post subject: Re: Dear Wark
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Vass wrote:
Please reply in this thread if you haven't been killed by a falling bridge or arrested for making a bridge collapse. If not, umm... RIP warkems.

Hope you're still alive,
Vass.


I was actually killed by the bridge. Turns out, I'm a zombie now.

...

In all seriousness, I tend to avoid Minneapolis when at all possible. Especially downtown Minneapolis. Especially especially downtown Minneapolis freeways. So yeah, I'm fine.

Good to see you weren't crushed either, Cakewalk.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear Wark
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I was actually killed by the bridge. Turns out, I'm a zombie now.

Well that's kinda convenient. Keep us informed on how you progress in turning the entire city into zombies.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear Wark
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I was actually killed by the bridge. Turns out, I'm a zombie now.

Well that's kinda convenient. Keep us informed on how you progress in turning the entire city into zombies.


I have a contingency plan for Zombies taking over Brisbane.

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 Post subject: Why yes, I am bored at work. I honestly don’t know how you people can always tell… (And yes, I’m aware I’m using the agencies incorrectly)
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On a non-zombie related note, the whole thing seems a bit odd. You have to go back almost two decades to find a similar total collapse out of nowhere. I have to wonder if their new de-icing system might have weakened the structure somehow.

On the plus side, watching Minnesota politics will probably be more entertaining for a while due to the massive amount of buck-passing between various state and federal agencies.

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“It’s a clear day here in Minnesota, and the blame game is in full swing. John, your thoughts?”

“You see, Bill, the key here is going to be to blame the disaster on others, while avoiding taking responsibility yourself.”

“Yes, Joh-“

“That way it doesn’t seem to be your fault.”

“Thanks for reminding us of the basic premise of the entire exercise as always, John. And here’s the first pitch! The Governor’s office has lobbed a perfect accusatory press release at the NTSB. The NTSB counters, sending it right back at the state’s DOT. The DOT makes an overhead pass to the state senate, citing insufficient budget for roadway repairs. The senate is-holy moley! I think they’re… yes! They’re going for a Hail Mary to the US Army Corps of Engineers! Were they even involved in this bridge’s construction, John?”

“I’m not sure that even matters at this point, Bill. The senate’s got their game-face on.”

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And, y'know, so on.

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