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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:43 pm 
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http://usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-08-03-seventeenth-child_N.htm?imw=Y

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Arkansas couple welcomes 17th child

LITTLE ROCK (AP) — It's a girl — again — for the Duggars. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed their 17th child, and seventh daughter, into the world Thursday.

Jennifer Danielle was born at 10:01 a.m. at Saint Mary's Hospital in Rogers, Ark., the Duggars said in an interview. Jennifer weighed 8 pounds, 8 ounces and arrived five days after Michelle's due date.

Less than 30 minutes after giving birth, the Duggars already were talking of having more.

"We'd love to have more," Michelle said, adding that the girls are outnumbered seven to 10 in the family. "We love the ruffles and lace."

Jennifer joins the fast-growing Duggar brood, who live in Tontitown in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

The oldest is 19 and the youngest, before Jennifer, is almost 2 years old.

"We are just so grateful to God for another gift from him," said Jim Bob Duggar, 42, a former state representative. "We are just so thankful to him that everything went just very well."

Jennifer joins siblings Joshua, 19; John David, 17; Janna, 17; Jill, 16; Jessa, 14; Jinger, 13; Joseph, 12; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 9; Jedidiah, 8; Jeremiah, 8; Jason 7; James 6; Justin, 4; Jackson, 3; Johannah, almost 2.

The family includes two sets of twins.

Michelle Duggar said that Joshua, Janna, Jill and Jessa were at the hospital, but that the rest of the family planned to visit their new sister later Thursday.

Michelle Duggar said she started feeling contractions Wednesday night and went to the hospital at about 5 a.m. Thursday.

"It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes."

Jennifer was born via a VBAC — or vaginal birth after Caesarean, Jim Bob Duggar said.

The Duggars have been featured on several programs on cable's Discovery Health Network. The next special, the Duggar Family Album, is scheduled to air next month, Jim Bob Duggar said.

Among the "fun facts" listed on Discovery Health's Web page devoted to the Duggars: A baby has been born in every month except June; the Duggars have gone through an estimated 90,000 diapers, and Michelle, 40, has been pregnant for 126 months — or 10.5 years — of her life.

Gawd... Babyfactory. I'm kinda surprised she hasn't died in childbirth yet.

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I kind of surprised she doesn't have to clothes pin her vagina to keep it from dragging the floor.

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I think I slept within her one evening during a snow-storm. We'd taken the wrong road into the woods and the car broke down, the fellows and I were due to play a game of football(soccer) in the nearest town and didn't want to die of cold so we found was seemed to be a cave in the wilderness and made ourselves comfortable for the evening.

We pushed the bus into the cave as well, mostly to block the entrance from bears.

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Just think... if you were a female rat, you could spit that many offspring out in one go. Two at most.
Arkansas. Yeah. Big shocker.

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Always the stupid ones breed. :(

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Oh we just looooove the ruffles and lace~

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All the children are home-schooled.

Great, they're all as fucking stupid as the parents.


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A case for both parents having sickle cell anemia.

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Always the stupid ones breed. :(

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Arkansas. Yeah. Big shocker.

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Jim Bob Duggar, 42, a former state representative


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Jim Bob.

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Jim Bob.


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I'm just thankful she isn't the same lady who first named her kid '4REAL' and then changed it to 'Superman'.

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Jim Bob.

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I'll have you know that there are people named Jim Bob who are quite all right and have a good head on their shoulders.

...but this guy isn't one of them.

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This call for chemical castrations and medical experiments.

Every sperm is saaaacred....

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Can Blue Sun Missile start the holy crusade of clensing? Does he have the willpower? Can he buy a firearm on shortnotice from a Kmart?(yes)

Blue Sun Missile! You know what you must do.



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Kest wrote:
Oh we just looooove the ruffles and lace~

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All the children are home-schooled.

Great, they're all as fucking stupid as the parents.


Statistically, home-schoolers receive an education equal to or greater than that of public and private schooling, rather than an inferior education. I know all the home-schoolers I've met at my university are straight-A students.

That said, this woman breeds faster than any two wetbacks combined. STOP FUCKING! STOP IT! PUT. THE DICK. DOWN.

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Statistically, home-schoolers receive an education equal to or greater than that of public and private schooling, rather than an inferior education. I know all the home-schoolers I've met at my university are straight-A students.


He may have been referring to social retardation. I know a few homeschoolers too. Smart, but they have definite problems interacting with other people. Most of the parents of the homeschoolers I know were notoriously paranoid about their kids and "bad influences".

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That and I have my doubts as to whether or not the kids would fall within 'average' of your reliable statistics, Insane.

This is not exactly a sign of intelligence, after all wrote:
Less than 30 minutes after giving birth, the Duggars already were talking of having more.

"We are just so grateful to God for another gift from him," said Jim Bob


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Saying Homeschoolers are socially retarded is like saying my going to an all boys school has warped me and made it impossible for me to socialise with women.... oh.

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just because you're intelligent, doesn't make you a smart person.

by this, i mean intelligent people can still do lots of dumb stuff.

and home-schoolers are usually somewhat ill-equipped for social interaction. They just didn't learn to use those muscles.

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