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 Post subject: Fighting Women.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:16 pm 
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This was brought up recently by a friend who got his ass beat by a gal 'cause he wouldn't fight back against a girl. Basically, for the males in the audience, what's your personal stance of fighting girls, and for the girls, what's your stance on guys who fight back against women?

Me, personally, I'd fight anything that moves and gives proper reason, male or female. The best relationship I've ever had was with a girl who kicked my ass in the finals of a mixed martial arts tournament. It wasn' an easy tourney either, the guys I beat to get to the finals where tip-top, if ya know what I mean. And when I get to the finals and I see this little blonde girl that barely reaches my chest in height, I thought the ref was doin' a bad joke or somesuch. But nah, guy was serious, and the second the fight starts, I'm seein' all tweet tweet. Knocked me out in the first minute. So I did the only obvious thing of course, After the awards ceremony when she got her trophy and such, I followed her outside and asked her out. Best thing that ever happened to me, really, or worst, depends on how ya look at it.

Either way, after that, whenever I've run into a girl in a back alley lookin' to put me in a sour scene thinkin' I'd roll over and take it, I've never pulled a punch. Cause luvs, the thing ya gotta figure is, some of us have (I'll use breakfast euphanisisms) pancakes and some of us have sausages. That's it, really. Would ya pull a punch from a sour puss just cause he was shorter than ya if he took a swing at ya? Nah, ya'd give him the proper thrashing he deserved and feel right vindicated. A women to me is just another human with different plumming. I've never instigated a fight in my life, all of my non-tourney stuff has been in self-defense, and if ya come at me, I ain' gonna waste time taking stock of whether or not the Good Lord saw fit to bless ya with the ability to pee standing up or sitting down. Your gender ain' my business and I dun' much care what it is under most circumstances, and violent circumstances certainly ain' one of the exceptions. I ain' getting taken down without a fight by no one just cause they have a bit more weight on their chest and bit less weight on their pelvis.


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Generally, I think if girls have the gall to dish it out, they should expect to take it. (except in times of pregnancy, or when the girl is pathetically smaller than the man. Then that's just sad. Just restrain her and save some dignity.) I fully expect to be hit if I start belligerently abusing my husband, as well it should be.

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i agree if anyone tries to pick a fight with me i'm going to fight back until either they fight is over (they stop or one of us knocks the other out) or i figure that i'm gonna get my head kicked in and it's time to do the barry bolta. (not to be confused with the fantasy tabletop game assault weapon)

i've never picked a fight because i don't get angry, and most fights i've been in have stopped when i've hit back - or when i plain refused to participate.

I'm also a dirty fighter - i'll gouge eyes, kick nuts, ovaries-punch, anything to stpo the other person/people trying to beat the shit out of me ASAP so i can leave and go do something interesting. I havn't been involved in a fight that wasn't a waste of my time.

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Unfortunately, I would have to keep my mindset on fighting the same. Unless I totally out weigh the person by a weight class or three, I'm fighting with lethal force. Every time I have been in a one on one situation, some fucker has always dropped me, and I have always received wounds where if I was not increadably lucky, could have caused brain damage. I've been given no evidence that anyone who is willing to pick a fight has the self control not to passably do life threatening damage, doesn't mean it matters if your a chick or dude.

That being said, I don't punch. Last fight I was in, I took three shots to the face before I tried to get a guy to swallow his Adam's apple. He broke my nose, but he couldn't breath for 10 mins afterwards. I fight to knock people out whenever I can.

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I don't hit girls, might hold them down or throw them down if I have to but I'll never throw a punch.

Its all about being enough of a masochist to back up your chivalry.


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Here's a funny story:
Last year, when we had that we in Lebanon, I was sent to reinforce the police at the settlements that were bombarded. There was this blond Russian girl there that volunteered to be a cop instead of joining the army. Anyways, I can't remember why, but she started to hit me, so I hit her back. After the typical shock, she restarted to punch me.
Now, you don't hit a police officer in the back yard of a police station. Regardless of circumstances... But I did manage to hold her in such a way that she could not hit/punch/kick/scratch me. With her head up-side down.

I asked her phone number afterwards, but she didn't actually given it to me... :gonk:

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If you hit me I'll hit you. Gender doesn't enter into the thought process. I will restrain most people. The hitting part of a fight happens before, possibly after an escape, I get them restrained.


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Ryven wrote:
Generally, I think if girls have the gall to dish it out, they should expect to take it. (except in times of pregnancy, or when the girl is pathetically smaller than the man. Then that's just sad. Just restrain her and save some dignity.) I fully expect to be hit if I start belligerently abusing my husband, as well it should be.


Well, of course pregnancy is an exception. It ain' the baby's fault that the mom picked a fight and he doesn't deserve to get socked while still in the womb. And the pathetically smaller thing I apply to both men and woman, some little scrawny guy decides he wants to try his luck for some insane reason, I'm not about to abuse the poor fellow. It's not a gender thing, it's a restraint thing.

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i only beat up people that know violence is my way of showing affection and avoid other people completely. i dont get into fights at all.


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 Post subject: Everyone else is weird.
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i dont get into fights at all.


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 Post subject: was fairly indiscriminate back then too, so imagine it would be the same now
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I only got into fights as a kid...

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I'd punch a woman if she started it, and only after trying to just restrain her, but I wouldn't kick them when they hit the ground.
Thats the difference between men and women in my eyes.

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Ancient wrote:

Well, of course pregnancy is an exception. It ain' the baby's fault that the mom picked a fight and he doesn't deserve to get socked while still in the womb. And the pathetically smaller thing I apply to both men and woman, some little scrawny guy decides he wants to try his luck for some insane reason, I'm not about to abuse the poor fellow. It's not a gender thing, it's a restraint thing.

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I think I'd be more apt to feel bad for hitting the pathetically small man before the pathetically small woman, come to think of it. XD

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I've rarely been in a situation where I would swing a fist. The only times I have the result was me standing over the guy. I've never raised my hand to a woman and I had that beaten into me when I was a kid via my father to never raise a hand to a woman. Now if she's coming after me and has the look of wanting me dead, then I'll knock her the fuck out but honestly I try not to get into fights in the first place.

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If someone feels the need to swing at me, I'm going to swing back. I don't care if they have ovaries.

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Girl-fights are messy, vicious, frightening things. I'm afraid to fight girls, guys aren't nearly as intimidating.

If I hit a guy, I fully expect him to hit me back. Fortunately I've never been in a street-fight in my life, so it's never really come up.

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Somewhat recently, (month or two ago), a guy on the train was assualted by three or four high school aged girls, and didnt want to fightback because they were girls.
In that situation, I say its all fair to bash their faces in, especially when it was unprovoked.

And if someone was to try to hurt my kids, gender would not matter at that point. They become a target.

but if it was some woman farrassing me, I can scream back with the best of them, but there comes a point where you have to hitback. for me, it might even be AFTER the first shot is taken by her. depends.


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some cowardly bastards I saw on this show last night went too far.
Some guy got into a fight with the girl, and his friends jumped in to beat the girl. Thats cowardice, and it makes me sick. If for some reason you get into a fist fight with a woman, what kind of man are you to need three other guys to jump in on your behalf?

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I'm all for hitting back unless you deserved it.

When people tickle me, I tell them to stop it. If they don't I give them fair warning that I shall slap them, if they do not cease and desist. If they still don't stop, I slap them.

It's fair. Any retaliation at that point is pure petulance. It's not a good plan on drunk guys...

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I'm all for hitting back unless you deserved it.

When people tickle me, I tell them to stop it. If they don't I give them fair warning that I shall slap them, if they do not cease and desist. If they still don't stop, I slap them.

It's fair. Any retaliation at that point is pure petulance. It's not a good plan on drunk guys...


<--Tickles Spools.

In your case, its entirely justified.
its like strikeone : Spools says stop
Strike two: Stop or I will hit you.
Strike Three.: WHAM!

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