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 Post subject: Saddam's Fate (Check your baggage at the door)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2003 7:07 pm 
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Okay alot of people are getting quite emotional about the whole Iraq subject. I am going to make one assumption, every things Saddam is a bastard. I don't want to see one bit of debating or flaming just answer the question and have fun.

What should be Saddam's fate when caught?

My vote: Well-endowed, horny water buffalos on Viagra


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Hmm...how about a fair trial by an international court of law, and then life imprisonment (if he's proven guilty of crimes befitting such a fate)?

/End sarcasm

Honestly, I think he should have to see people he loves burned in a vat of oil (if he loves anyone, although his favoritism for his sons would seem to indicate that). Then, he should have explosives strapped to his chest, and family members of suicide bombers he sponsored should press the red button. Then, all his funds should be put into UN humanitarian aid accounts.

All after a fair trial, of course. Seriously; that's the point of trials, after all, and if he's obviously guilty, then it should be obviously easy to prove his guilt, especially given international opinion of his evilness.

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After unanimously voted as being guilty, tie his ankle to a stake driven deep into the desert sand, pour vats of scrumptious something or other on him and set wild animals loose in the vicinity. Then y'know... if he's still alive, send a mini-SCUD up his ass for explorative purposes to find his source of evil and explode it with chemically ironic goodness.
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-really doesn't care, as long as he's not a danger to his people or anyone else.

Also, I'd heard he'd tried to kill one of his sons awhile back because he was paranoid he'd try to wrest power from him, but that his son, taking after dear ol dad, was a crafty sumbitch and escaped. Dunno if it's true, but wouldn't surprise me.

[Edit: Actually, I just hope the Delta Force team currently roaming Iraq searching for him pumps him so full of holes he looks like swiss cheese.


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Funny how big a hypocrit you are Unum.

A trial for show, since we all know he's guilty, then hang him by the neck until he's dead.

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I personally enjoy some of George Carlin's methods of punishment:

    Dip him in brown gravy, and put him in a room full of wolverines high on angel dust.

    Put a small nuclear weapon up his ass or up his weedly-hoo!

    Load him up on a high speed catapult and shoot him ...right into a brick wall!

    Lower him slowly into a vat of boiling oil - dip him in egg batter, just for a goof!

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You know, just because it's sarcasm, doesn't mean it has no hidden point. And I wouldn't call what I said precisely "hidden". I was serious about that; the part afterward was just "venting".

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I was referring to your after /end sarcasim

Very, very hypocritical.

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doesn't matter to me as long as he and his two bastards are dead.

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I know. I meant in the previous post to say that that was sarcasm, as well, only deeper, and that my real point was in the sarcasm.

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Damnit all!!!!


revolutio wrote:
I don't want to see one bit of debating or flaming just answer the question and have fun.


So you to return to your corners, and take it to another thread please.

As for what should be done with Saddam, there isn't just one simple answer. It would be nice to put him in feet first into a meat grinder, but then again, a pack of hungry pigs would be interesting as well. We could always put him in a room of 24 hour Barbera Streisand for 3 years, then let him out, only to have to see her live. Then lock him in a room with nothing but pictures of Marge Schott in provocative positions. After enough of that, if he has not ripped out his own eyes and somehow broke his own neck, we start at the toes and start breaking bones up until we get to the top of his legs. Then we go back to the toes and start removing them. Then again, we could always just let the Iraqi people stone him...


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I actually like the stoning idea. Simple, but effective. Plus it allows some of the people he's harmed most to take out their frustration and anger on him.
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Crushed or blasted to death in the destruction of his bunker would be the best possible outcome. None of this international trial B.S. that will take years and become a mockery of justice (and you know that an international trial at the Hague would become this).


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One Word: HALO

oops ... you mean we *don't* have a spare parchute?

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Capture him and his sons alive. Take them before an international tribunal. When they are found guilty, execute them.

Creative, flashy deaths serve no purpose other than to lower us to his level.

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Chaz wrote:
Capture him and his sons alive. Take them before an international tribunal. When they are found guilty, execute them.

Creative, flashy deaths serve no purpose other than to lower us to his level.


Being serious about everything ought to be terminal. It is a joke dude. Lighten up.


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Oh, I thought most of these posts were serious. I was being serious before. Here's me adding my humor piece to the debate:

Put him in a shirt proclaming that 'Women should be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen!' and throw him into a hardline women's lib rally. Then come back the next day and hose whatever's left into the nearest storm drain.

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Hmm. Time for an update. :lol: :evil: :lol:

NOW what's going to happen to him?

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A farce of a trial. It deserves the two old man muppets.

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Shinjiro wrote:
A farce of a trial. It deserves the two old man muppets.


I'd pay to watch it!

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Judge Sam the Eagle presiding... (this would almost make a good rp)

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