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-People who have opinions on topics they know nothing about
-People who agree with others on topics merely for the sake of agreeing with them
-People who are ultra-conservative or ultra-liberal for all the wrong reasons
-People who drive SUVs
-Greenpeace for not having the balls to be a real terrorist organization
-Ricers (Ricers MUST DIE. It is as simple as that. If you have a Civic and think it's fast because you have a wing on it, I have a minivan with some nitrous that you need to meet.)
-Anyone who thinks Counter-Strike is the pinnacle of gaming and still plays on a public server
-Did I already say Ricers? Maybe, maybe not, but God knows I'll say it again. Ricers.
-People who watch NASCAR but not for the huge infernos of death
-White guys who think they're Japanese.
-People who think they can skateboard because they wear baggy pants
-Jocks with no talent who think they'll get an athletic scholarship
-People who can't recognize their own incompetence

Yes, I'm angry at the world. It's a fun way to be. :D

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oh yeah. People who think the Band of the Moment is the best thing EVAR and they will love them forever just because they have the number one video on TRL. Linkin Park, Evanescence, any one of those overly-angsty "rock rap" bands come to mind. All of those must die as well. --/edit--

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Hehe, on THAT note...

-People who don't listen to certain bands because they're "media whores", no matter how good their music is.
-People who hate things JUST because they're popular, just to be different.
-Avril Lavine, or whatever the fuck her name is. I don't give a fuck if you played hockey with all the boys in highschool and wear a tie. I did the same thing, and I'm not branded "an original". Write some music with some substance, you teen age git. Skaterboys are not deep. Nor are "preppy clothes." High school does not extend past graduation. You reinforce the idea that cliques are necessary in schools. She's only cool to kids in highschool, because she's signing about the superficiality of it all. STFU. /end rant
-Overly-protective parents. Let your kid live, for godsake!
-People who call me "judgemental", just because I make an opinion on something. Like "I don't like Kingdom Hearts. The graphics are cool, but it's just a bunch of redone Disney movies and games with some Square characters put into it. It doesn't appeal to me, and it's too cutsey for me." and someone's like "Judgmental!" Newsflash, folks. Everyone's a bit judgemental. Otherwise, there'd be no opinions.
-Parents who play favorites. -_-
-Hypochondriacs who have to be sicker than you, so they can throw their own pity party. STFU.
-The stupid fuckers who think they need to honk at me, just because I'm crossing the street and in their way. There's this law that says pedestrians have the right of way. It doesn't mean that you get to speed up to try and beat me to the intersection, even if I'm already in it. Ass.
-Neopatriots who call protesters traitors. They're not traitors, they're exercsing their rights to protest. If you're going to call them that, then I call you a traitor for trying to bully them into not using their rights.
-People who beg for change for beer, while holding one.
-The people at arenas who charge nearly 3 dollars for bottled water, right next to a drinking fountain, and who make you toss out your bottle when you bring your own.
-Smokers who think they have the right to fill a nonsmoker's airspace with second hand smoke. Nonsmokers respect smokers by giving them their space to do so. Smokers can show the same consideration by not filling lungs full of chemicals. Smokers chose the smoke, nonsmokers choose not to for a reason.

I'm depressed and PMSing and angry at the world today. I have lots of hate to vent.

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-peiople with terminal diseases. sure, they hav'ntr done anything to piss me off, but they're going to get sicker and then die anyway. why not use all that money that could be spent keeping you alive and in agony on going out while you're healthy enough to enjoy it?

-anally retentive, boring, stagnant YUPPIES. only because i live with two of them, and they are dead, personality-wise. i can just feel my creativity being sucked into an infinite void when i am near them...and it scares me.

-assholes who have a flagpole in the front lawn of where they live. that's just sad and pathetic...unless you live in the whitehouse...you can't help that one.

-people that steal your dope and then rat you out to the cops. funilly enough this asshole is the same guy who has the flag in his front yard.

-that jerkoff that bullied me in 6th grade. because holding grudges keeps you vital.

-people who think having some moral cause to champion gives them a right to be cunts to everyone, and denounce you for some kind of sinning filthpot. get a little open-mindedness or get some dead, you holier-than-thou shittasters.

that's all for now.

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-Hypocritical rednecks who are vocally pro-war("nuke them there ragheads and take their oil!") and yet give me shit for having enlisted in the Army. Tessa and I both want to fill them with holes.
-People at my school who are anti-gun, yet know absolutely nothing when it comes to firearms.("Semi-auto? What does that mean?")
-People who call themselves anime fans, haven't seen any anime other than what's on cartoon network and Evangelion, and still think Evangelion is the best anime ever made.
-Idiot news reporters who call AKs "machine guns" or say that all stamped AKs are junk and only them milled ones are good. Tessa is stamped, so she takes this as a personal insult.
-Kar98k whores.

-Not that this group is so annoying that it deserves to be wiped out, but I find the Goths in my psychology class so inconsistent it's funny. They all wear the typical black goth attire and try to look scary and all, but then I overhear them talking about Evangelion and Megatokyo. I was barely able to restrain my laughter.

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revolutio wrote:
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Yes Avril does need to be molested by horny well-endowed water buffalo.


Thank you, Revolutio!! :D
Yes....yes she does. My sister practically worships her and Tool, and Korn. Tool I can deal with, but Avril and Korn...? If I wanted to listen to whiney, angsty bitches, I'd go back to highschool.

Ugh. Still in a bad mood. I should go find my boyfriend somewhere.

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Korn has this nice harmonic dissonance sound to them, though they can get annoying if you listen to them too much.

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revolutio wrote:
Yes Avril does need to be molested by horny well-endowed water buffalo.



Not saying I like her music, but she remindes me of an ex of mine. Granted I am far from a water-buffalo, but would you mind if I stepped in and took that one Revolutio?


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/peeks out from water buffalo custom

Ummm... no!


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