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actually I really don't like Orlando bloom that much. He's a good actor i guess, but I'm not going to hump his leg when i see him.

The idea of elves, however....

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Why is it okay for girls to swoon over hot male actors and guys to swoon over hot male actors and girls to swoon over hot female actors but not okay for guys to swoon over hot female actors?
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And yes, I probably know the answer, so that was rhetorical, hence the "whiny teenager" bit.

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I saw Pirates of the Carribbean a few days ago. Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp were together in the same movie! I nearly melted. The only thing preserving my heterosexuality was Orlando's unsightly facial hair.


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Threesom.... me with a keeble and a Tolkian.

Yeah...

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Young Asterisk wrote:
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Yeah, next to Johnny Depp and Sean Connery, Orlando Bloom is the greatest threat to my heterosexuality.


Mine too.... aside from Connery, he's old enough to be my granddaddy.

Oh, and I pick the Keebler elves, cause I'm kink-kay!
And they could fit into tighter spaces.


O_O

...wait a sec....guys...threats to YA's HETEROsexuality......

OH GOD, THE TRUCKER THEORY IS TRUE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes to shower many many times*

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BDM05 wrote:
Young Asterisk wrote:
revolutio wrote:
Yeah, next to Johnny Depp and Sean Connery, Orlando Bloom is the greatest threat to my heterosexuality.


Mine too.... aside from Connery, he's old enough to be my granddaddy.

Oh, and I pick the Keebler elves, cause I'm kink-kay!
And they could fit into tighter spaces.


O_O

...wait a sec....guys...threats to YA's HETEROsexuality......

OH GOD, THE TRUCKER THEORY IS TRUE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes to shower many many times*


I TOLD YOU TEH TRUCKER THEORY WAS INFALLIBLE!

FOOOOOOOOLLLLSS!


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Forevergrey wrote:
BDM05 wrote:
Young Asterisk wrote:
revolutio wrote:
Yeah, next to Johnny Depp and Sean Connery, Orlando Bloom is the greatest threat to my heterosexuality.


Mine too.... aside from Connery, he's old enough to be my granddaddy.

Oh, and I pick the Keebler elves, cause I'm kink-kay!
And they could fit into tighter spaces.


O_O

...wait a sec....guys...threats to YA's HETEROsexuality......

OH GOD, THE TRUCKER THEORY IS TRUE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes to shower many many times*


I TOLD YOU TEH TRUCKER THEORY WAS INFALLIBLE!

FOOOOOOOOLLLLSS!


*giggles hysterically*

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*gasp* In a debate?

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Unum Plurum wrote:
[whiny teenager]
Why is it okay for girls to swoon over hot male actors and guys to swoon over hot male actors and girls to swoon over hot female actors but not okay for guys to swoon over hot female actors?
[/whiny teenager]

actually to tell you the truth, girls do not get away with saying hot a male actor is, where on the other hand guys do. Guys assume is it alright for them to grool and dribble all over some sexy actress, but when his girlfriend merely mentions in a passing about an actor such as Orlando Bloom being good looking the guy would get all iffy...
Now how does that work out?
I think that sounds rather unfair don't you?

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I don't care if a girl I'm dating drools over anyone as long as she comes back to me, I could care less.


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**stuff** wrote:
Unum Plurum wrote:
[whiny teenager]
Why is it okay for girls to swoon over hot male actors and guys to swoon over hot male actors and girls to swoon over hot female actors but not okay for guys to swoon over hot female actors?
[/whiny teenager]

actually to tell you the truth, girls do not get away with saying hot a male actor is, where on the other hand guys do. Guys assume is it alright for them to grool and dribble all over some sexy actress, but when his girlfriend merely mentions in a passing about an actor such as Orlando Bloom being good looking the guy would get all iffy...
Now how does that work out?
I think that sounds rather unfair don't you?


Thats cause all your BF's have been asshats, naturally.

Even when Whitney talkes about Keano Reeves 'sexy butt' >__< I manage to tolerate it.


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**stuff** wrote:
...actually to tell you the truth, girls do not get away with saying how hot a male actor is..


Well I'd hate to see a Female version of me, but yes, women do get in trouble for talking like that around me.
I am not a piece of Meat!!!

Actor.

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Well I'd hate to see a Female version of me, but yes, women do get in trouble for talking like that around me.
I am not a piece of Meat!!!
Actor.

sorry, I didn't mean that an average girl will say "oooh this actor is so hot oooh" what I meant is that when a girl says how good looking (mind you not hot, I do not think any girl I ever met refered to a person as a piece of meat, on contrary guys tend to talk about girls as if they are a piece of meat) and because of that the guy gets all frustrated and starts acting like a complete jerk.

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One of us must go to a really wierd highschool (or... whatever you go to/work at), 'cause the girls at my school bring magazines full of bare-chested actors in them and giggle over them before third and fourth period (probably all the others, too, but third and fourth is when I happen to notice it a lot). We ("we" being the guys) often peer over their should and make sarcastic comments ("Ooooh, he so does not have as nice buns as so and so..." "Look at him, even I want to beat him up!" etc.) but to my knowledge we've never actually given anyone grief over it. Hell, the only reason I went to see Pirates of the Carribean was because a couple of (female) friends invited me to come along as I was walking by the theatre while they were waiting in line, and believe me, they were not afraid to voice their sexuality (I felt irreconciliably gay that evening, just from sitting next to them).

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So, that raises an interesting question. Could a temporary state of Homosexuality be achieved by hanging around homosexuals? I admit that I have plenty of bisexual friends (and before you ask, yes both sexes (pervs) )
One night I went to Club 181 with one of my afore mentioned friends (one of the local Gay Bars). By the time the night was done, I had been hit on by 3 guys, all of which knew I was hetro, one of them a 6 foot black man in a dress, and I didn't really care. It might have been the alcohol, I'm not sure.
But that in turn raises the question, "Are you responsible for your actions while drunk. Now, my understanding of the legal viewpoint of this is thus, I sleep with a drunk chick, I get charged with rape. But if I am drunk and I rape a chick, I still get charged. So there seems to be a double standard there that doesn’t not clarify the issue.
Note: I bet you it would NEVER work the other way around. Men are so discriminated against by lousy sexist feminist sows. I feel that feminism is only an attempt to make an excuse for girls to be ugly bitches and get away with yelling at every guy they run into.
I actually want to kill a person on the school board, for they are trying to teach that FEMINISM is a major philosophy. WTF!!! Feminism is shit. And while shit is something that is needed by the agricultural business, I don't want to be bringing sheep into my school or other public places.
Sheep should only be used in privet homes and so forth. I also feel that Bestiality is too easily rape in itself. While most animals can and will tell you if they want to mate, it becomes a means for the human gratification only. Which is bad. Zoophilia on the other hand , is ok. For it is only thought, and thoughts are fluid.
Same with the morality of speech. I find it funny that words are considered to be evil. I can understand if there is negative connotations attached to the word, but in the end, its just a word. I remember having this conversation with two of my friends. One of them was Tailsteak, and the other shall be called Vash (I have a reason for that). We three had just finished watching all five of Quentin Tarantino’s films. (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp fiction, Jackie Brown and Kill Bill), and I brought up the fact that the word nigger appeared over 30 times in JB. TK and I started to talk about the political correctness of the word over the freedom of art, when Vas suddenly told us to stop using that word. We teased him about it for a while, but he threatened to leave if we didn't stop. Now one of the things I jibbed him with was the George Carlin test.
Me: Piss... (pause) Shit...(pause) Fuck...(pause) Cunt... (pause)... Cocksucker... (pause) Nigger...
Vash: DON'T SAY THAT!!!
Now, I respect every person I meet until they give me reason to do otherwise. But still, it's stupid to have that much of a reaction to a simple word. Kinda like killing a fly with a machine gun.
I find it amusing that no matter how you arm yourself, you can never hurt a fly. You either miss or you kill it. I did steal that joke. Came from the guy who made WDTSF.com, though it's shut down. I feel that information should be free and that the internet should always be an overall anarchy. Thus I tend to hate those who would censor the internet. For in he end, they are looking for power. I also hate those who abuse that freedom, for they are jackasses.
I so fucking hate that show. No brain matter put into it at all. I remember watching a clip where a guy broke his tailbone, and when the X-Ray came in they were laughing at the silhouette of his penis. Fucking morons.
I also shouldn't hate. While I don't agree with there chosen path, I must respect there poor choice. Or else someone will press there views on me and I will be deemed a hypocrite. Why is that such an offensive word? I call someone it (rightfully so) and they blow up, like it is a bigger insult then "yo' Mama". WHo the fuck came up with those insutls anyway. More braindead dribble if you ask me. Speaking of which, I need to stop before I begin to ramble... too late.

Do I get a shot at that award now?

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yes Chaos, you WIN

...except I revived the thread, again destroying your Necro-fu, so therefore it is logical to state that I am a Necromancer

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New debate topic!

It is resolved that Forevergrey and Hitler are the same entity.

PRO: Please show how this is logically true using Quantum Physics/Thermodynamics/Buttsexdynamics*/Deconstruction/Platonic Philosophy/Chaos Theory/Godwin's Law/PDO!-style higher-dimensional Geometry/whatever. Preferably all of the above.

CON: Do the same, except reversed.

*The laws of buttsexdynamics are as follows:

The first law of buttsexdynamics is you can't talk about buttsexdynamics.

The second law of buttsexdynamics is you can't talk about buttsexdynamics.

The third law of buttsexdynamics is that the total amount of buttsex in the universe remains constant. Buttsex (defined as M(A-sub-C/W), where A-sub-C is the symbol for asscheeks, W is the symbol for wang, and M is Michael's constant) can only be converted from one form or another; it cannot be created or destroyed.

The fourth law of buttsexdynamics is that the total anal bleeding (a.k.a. #en-tropy) of a closed (i.e. non-lubed) system tends to increase.

The fifth law of buttsexdynamics is that Absolute Anal Sanctity (defined as a complete lack of giraffe-assraping) is unattainable.


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Chaos_Descending, you would totally not get charged for rape by sleeping with a drunk chick. Its still consent even if she IS a little tipsy. Sure, if she was completely unconcious, then yeah, its not proper consent and is therefore rape. To rape someone while drunk you need to be concious.

It is (or rather, should) the same with gender reversal, and the girl being the rapist. I dont see the double standard in drunkeness...there is a double standard about female-male rape, because many people dont believe it can happen.

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