IcyMonkey wrote:
Okay, I think it would be interesting if we had a little change of pace from the normally serious tone we have in Debate Club.
Okee, sounds fun! ^___^
IcyMonkey wrote:
I stole - er, this idea was inspired by a similar game played at a forum I used to frequent. (Incidentally, this is the same forum from which I took the idea of the Murder Game.)
And we all know how well
that turned out.
Though then again, if WI comes in and ends this all with some post about how the fourth wall breaks down and we all become blathering idiots, it might get interesting after all.
IcyMonkey wrote:
Here's how it works: I (or whoever) propose a totally stupid subject for debate, and everyone debates the subject in a totally stupid manner. Logical errors, ad hominem attacks, and totally unrelated tangents are encouraged.
::cracks knuckles::
8)
IcyMonkey wrote:
First topic up for debate.
It is resolved that SquaredBowl is a girl.
PRO: OMHEG TEH SPUNKY GRILCHILD!!!!
CON: Most likely Squabie's gonna be the only one to mtake this position.
Now, let's analyze this logically.
Yes, lets.
(And let's over-quote while we're at it!)IcyMonkey wrote:
We have no real direct observational evidence of Squabie's gender. It could be said that ver gender is locked in a metaphorical box hooked up to a radioactive atom with a 50/50 chance of giving ver a penis.
I know some people who would pay good money for a radioactive atom like that....
IcyMonkey wrote:
Now, according to Quantum Physics, this would mean that Squabie is both male and female at the same time, or neither, depending on your perspective.
Now, the only board member that we know of that is neither of the two major genders is Yevaud333. Considering how rare genderless entities are on the internet, I would have to conclude that Yevaud333 and SquaredBowl must be the same person.
:o
I am teh Squabie?
::pokes self/Squabie::[Keanu]Whoa.
[/Keanu]IcyMonkey wrote:
This, week, of course, is avatar swap week, and this has caused much confusion. In particular, Chaos_Descending has been using Yevaud's avatar, and his personality, at least this week, has resembled Yevaud's to a certain extent. I say, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then dammit, it's a duck.
See, that's the problem with you empiricist bastards. No room for imagination or self-determination. What about the ducks that may want to look like geese, walk like penguins, and quack like anteaters? Are they then not ducks? Would you deny them of their innate, in-born duck-hood? For
shame, IcyMonkey, for
shame! :x
<--- Constipated Smiley. (Isn't that what you always think of when you see it?)I would also like to point out that as C_D is an agent of Pure Chaos™ it is in fact
less likely for him to be what he appears to be than for him to be something completely different. (Though not necessarily that which is
furthest from that which he appears to be, since such would be predictable and thus, of course, singularly unchaotic.)
However, we shall allow your silly conclusion to stand for the moment, if only to twist this charade of an argument to my own devious ends at a later date. 8)
IcyMonkey wrote:
Ergo, C_D and Yevaud are the same person. Using the transitive property, I can thereby conclude that SquaredBowl and C_D are identical entities.
Now this is getting interesting....
And as I have no use for most of the rest of your farcical argument, it has been snipped, that people may more easily view the entirety of my Glorious Conclusion and all that It entails.
*ahem*First, I should like to make the final, intuitive step on the road down which Comrade Icy began to tread but in the end was too fearful to see to its inevitable conclusion.
SquaredBowl = Yevaud333 = Chaos_Descending
That is to say, we are a singular entity, nevertheless composed of three parts. A Trinity, if you will.
Aside from the obvious benefits of being the hawt, badass lady-love of that One who at last brings the war between the Machines and Humans to an end, this status as a Trinity has other, more far-reaching and theological consequences which I shall enumerate shortly in as pedantically Architectural a manner as possible.
::is simultaneously jumped on by no less than twelve forumers::Or not. –_–;;;
Alright, in the vulgate for you plebeians, then....
So yo, there's this Trinity in the sky, yo, I mean, in the Heavens, and they're ALL THAT, I mean they're, like, the Lord Almighty, who created the heavenly hosts, the world around us, all that is seen and unseen, and they're like, one but they are three, dawg, ya know what I'm sayin'?
...oh, fuck it, jump on me if you must, but I am
not going to continue in that fashion, it is just too painful. Goatse.cs is as nothing before it, I tell you! >_<'
As I was saying (or trying to say, in that rubbish that attempted to pass as the English Language [blessed be its larcenous {c.f. kyhm's current sig quote} name]) Squabie, C_D, and myself are obviously the three parts of the Christian Holy Trinity; that is to say, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (amen). The task we are then faced with is to somehow determine which member of the Trinity each of us is.
As I predate both Squabie and C_D on these 'boards, I am obviously the one most well-suited to claim for my own that part of the godhead known as the Father. This claim is strengthened by my relation to C_D, as it was I who
initiated him back when he first posted/walked among us and still bore the malformed moniker of "Chaos_Decending." By the customs of these forums, he would then most closely resemble my Son, and thus comprise that second third of the Trinity.
Finally, we are left with the trivial step of assigning Squabie to the last remaining position: the Holy Spirit. Ironically, this brings us back in some wise to the original question, that of the Spunky Girlchild's gender. As originally conceived of in some parts of the Hebrew Scriptures (aka "The Old Testament" in less anally PC circles) the God of the Good Book was not solely a masculine figure; indeed, parts of It were considered to be quite feminine. Its impregnation of the Virgin Mary notwithstanding, most signs point to these elements having been distilled and condensed into that portion of the godhead now referred to as the Holy Spirit.
Thus, we are left with SquaredBowl being, if not a girl, at least the closest thing to a girl that one can be while remaining part of the trio of beings which make up the singular whole of that Entity which started it all, and will emerge victorious at the end of the Final Battle. So start repentin' y'all, 'cause I know you been looking at Dominic's pr0n, and when that day comes the Lord's Fury shall rain down upon the wicked and they shall perish in the righteous flames.
WITH BURNINATION!
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