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Chaos_Descending, you would totally not get charged for rape by sleeping with a drunk chick. Its still consent even if she IS a little tipsy. Sure, if she was completely unconcious, then yeah, its not proper consent and is therefore rape. To rape someone while drunk you need to be concious.


Here's the thing. When one is drinking (specially worse when it's both of them) then one can't tell if someone else doesn't QUITE want this. Judgement is impared when drinking, and that applies to both sides. Honestly, when I drink, I get more forward, and when the girl i'm talking to has been drinking, she gets forward back. At some point we both hit the point of "whatever, sure, whatever you wanna do" when that's NOT what they want happening...

And I do beleive that sex with someone under the influence of anything can LEGALLY be considered rape...which is way to stressful for me

...course I got that from the flyers they put up in the Dorms, and of COURSE those are ALWAYS DEAD ON!! ....But rape and sexual harrasment is in unfortunately in the eye of the beholder...and generally the girl gets the benifit of the doubt (though I'd actually say she's *probably* gonna be right...)

but enough of this!

Grey=small sad angry little man making up for something
Hitler=small sad angry little man making up for something

therefore Grey=Hitler

...sorry I didn't follow the laws of buttsex...but I've forgotten the Michael constant

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Small problem BDM. I gave up my Necro-fu crown. It is an art that I revived, but cannot contain.

Having sex with a partner that is under the influence (Of anything really) is considered rape

.Hitler not but, Yes ,Nazi A .Hitler not is Grey.

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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CHOOSE THE PICCIES THAT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A MAN!?!?!

WHY!?! WHY!?! WHY!??! WHY!?!

Gawd, Grey, talk about deep down homosexuality.

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Deep down. First off it isn't very deep down, he wears his sexuality on his sleeve (and sometimes a little on other people's sleeves). Second of all, nice pun deep like... you know... yeah.


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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CHOOSE THE PICCIES THAT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A MAN!?!?!

WHY!?! WHY!?! WHY!??! WHY!?!

Gawd, Grey, talk about deep down homosexuality.


I thought that second Nazi looked familiar.

Of course I thought all female Nazi's looked like Gerta Gasche from the Rifle Brigade.

Actor.

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So, I'll take it as a given that Grey is gay. Hitler, of course, was also gay. "HITLER IS GAY" is an anagram for "HATE IS GIRLY" as well as "GREY HAILS IT". So, through the first statement we can conclude that both Hitler and Grey, being full of hate, were actually female, and through the second statement we can conclude that Grey is a Nazi, "IT" obviously being der Fuhrer. But, if Grey is gay, and also a girl, that would make her (and Hitler)a lesbian. Now, I doubt there were many lesbians in the Nazi party, and Grey seems to be fairly intolerant of those who don't share her political/social views, so her girlfriend would have to be a like-minded individual. The only person who would share both Grey's lesbian orientation and her ideological views would be Hitler. Therefore, Grey must have had sexual relations with Hitler.

However, we all know that Grey's girlfriend is darksetyuna. Darkie, therefore, must be Hitler in disguise. Rather clever disguise you've created for yourself, but you're not fooling me!


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However, we all know that Grey's girlfriend is darksetyuna. Darkie, therefore, must be Hitler in disguise. Rather clever disguise you've created for yourself, but you're not fooling me!


BWUAHAHAHAHAA.

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As I feel it is needed.

New Topic, it is agreed upon that Grey is predisposed to going through PMS like periods of being an ass.

Master Debaters AWAY!

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Well, it would appear that debate is no longer possible sooo...anybody play MtG. I move to debate that the Chimney Imp (don't have a pic but: cost- 4 colour+1 black; 1/2 flying,when teh Pimp is put into a graveyard from play, target player discards a card from hir hand) is the most broken card ever. Discuss.


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Since nobody cares...

I propose that M:tG and other CCG players are genetically inferior to most non-CCG players. As proof, I put forth the previous poster.

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Arise my pretty! Arise! Bwahahahaha!

New Topic: Postwhoring is evil.

Pro (ie. Postwhoring is evil): One possible argument, Lady Cosmo was a postwhore. LC was introduced to the forums by Grey. Grey was evil (see the Grey is Hitler argument earlier in this thread). Therefore postworing is evil. Also, regularly goatse and tubgirl photos make an appearance in postwhoring, therefore postwhoring is evil for that reason also.

Con (ie. postwhoring is not evil): Many photos of lesbians and assorted other porn come from postwhoring. Therefore postwhoring can't be evil. Unless you want to argue that lesbians and porn are evil.

Choose your side! Choose your reasoning! Debate!


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Argument: This thread is good, because it makes people laugh at the amusing reasoning people use.

This thread was necromanced as a direct result of postwhoring.

Therefore, postwhoring is good.


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Many photos of lesbians and assorted other porn come from postwhoring. Therefore postwhoring can't be evil. Unless you want to argue that lesbians and porn are evil.


Arguement: Porn and photos of lesbians are not postwhoring, since they provide useful content (to a majority of the forumers, at least).

Conclusion: Since all good things are not postwhoring, postwhoring must be evil.

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Nothing involving whores can be considered evil.


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I shall keep this thread alive by myself if I have to. I've already got a followup debate ready if necessary.

Two quick arguments against postwhoring: One's post count is commonly referred to as an e-penis. Postwhoring artificially increases your post count, therefore artifically increasing the size of one's e-penis. It is regularly possible to find much spam about increasing one's penis everything in one's email. Spam is agreed by millions around the world to be the bane of their existence, ie. evil. As spam about increasing one's penis size is evil, therefore it follows that using products from spam to increase one's penis everything is evil. Likewise is postwhoring and its use to artificially increase one's e-penis evil.


Argument number two against postwhoring: As with a regular penis it is possible that one's e-penis be too large, so as to be useless with regards the e-vagina. For this reason there is obviously an appropriate range of values for an e-penis. As having an e-penis larger than this theoretical range is useless (unless you want to hold your e-penis with both hands) therefore using postwhoring to artificially increase one's e-penis size is useless.

Someone really needs to calculate the appropriate size for an e-penis now...


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Vass wrote:
One's post count is commonly referred to as an e-penis.


There was also a thread a long while back about having an post count image of a penis for the men and breasts for the women. They'd grow depending on how many posts you got. So likewise, the post count for a female could be related to e-b0rbs. And the bigger the breasts, the more strain on the back. BUT the bigger the breasts, the more money you can make and more attention you receive. So if you've made enough of a success from your breast-size, then you can afford cosmetic surgery to reduce the size when you're older and they have less appeal.

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It is regularly possible to find much spam about increasing one's penis everything in one's email. Spam is agreed by millions around the world to be the bane of their existence, ie. evil. As spam about increasing one's penis size is evil, therefore it follows that using products from spam to increase one's penis everything is evil. Likewise is postwhoring and its use to artificially increase one's e-penis evil.


One could argue that it's paying MONEY to make yourself feel more secure in the bedroom because of spam that makes it evil. Increasing your post count is free. In fact, in some forums, you are rewarded for your post count. For example, Gaia. The more you post, the more money/gold you get. The more money/gold you get, the more art (sometimes for your signature) and avatar clothes/accessories you are able to equipt. This may lead to winning future contests held on avatar appearance, and therefore, producing more money and fame for you on Gaia. In kyhm's, you gather a reputation.

And many men DO feel insecure enough about their penis size, which is why so many products are available. So many do not feel that spam about increasing penis size is evil, but rather, it is a message of hope.

This seems to follow along the lines of spamming a thread. There is a fine line between spamming and postwhoring. I think we need to establish the difference first. I'm offering up the following definitions:

Post-whoring -
1. Adding a humourous comment with little to no relivance to the topic of the thread
2. Restating what another person has already said
3. Playing quoting games that provide amusement for the participants and readers
4. Posting an image that reflects an opinion of the poster (stop crappy thread, lesbians are love, etc)

Spamming -
1. Bringing up something completely irrelivant or disrupting to the participants of the thread, specifically anything political (BUSH SUXX0RZ)
2. Typing a random noise for the sake of typing a noise (moo, freep) excluding noises of expression (squee! - excitement, <3 - love/hate, wot - confusion)
3. Most double-posts and all triple-posts, quadruple-posts, and further posts.
4. Trolling

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As with a regular penis it is possible that one's e-penis be too large, so as to be useless with regards the e-vagina. For this reason there is obviously an appropriate range of values for an e-penis.


There is no e-vagina. Only e-b0rbs. And the bigger the breasts, the more penis they can take.

I think the question of having an e-penis that is too large is irrelivant. It's the methods which you use to grow your e-penis that are subject to being evil or being good.

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