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 Post subject: Even MORE phallic object set to replace WTC . . . and they made it pointier.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:10 pm 
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. . . joy. Not only will it be bigger, it'll also puncture the entire Macy's Thanksgiving Parade in one go.

And to respond to Pataki: Yeah, it'll be memorable. Memorable for our fascination with big, pointy, vaguely-penile objects.

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Looking kinda limp there, MiBBy.

-edit- So this thing'll be like Viagra for America. -edit-

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Looking kinda limp there, MiBBy.

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Nah, we're just aiming down a little so we can bukkake Cuba.


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The new tower is more of a big middle finger salute than a new penis.
The best flip off yet.
Says "Fuck-you osama bin dickhead."


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I suppose the Key Islands are America's love?

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Im just wondering... when the Freedom Tower gets hit with a plane/rocket/tac nuke what will replace it?

Perhaps the "Up yours, Filthy Arabs" tower, or the "Bloodminded determination" Tower. ... perhaps the "Three times is the charm" Tower?


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DAMMIT GREY!!! Now the evil side of me is tempted just for irony's sake.... Don't DO that!!!

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Im just wondering... when the Freedom Tower gets hit with a plane/rocket/tac nuke what will replace it?

Perhaps the "Up yours, Filthy Arabs" tower, or the "Bloodminded determination" Tower. ... perhaps the "Three times is the charm" Tower?
Oh God, the symbollism would be even worse.

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Danm tho, that is going to be a juicy target. Short of instaling SAM missles on the 13th and 26th floors, what can they do?

Edit: Furthermore, it's shorter than the towers in terms of actual office space. And it's antena reaches to 1776 feet, but then there is an extra 24 some odd foot antena on top of that...
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The new tower is more of a big middle finger salute than a new penis.
The best flip off yet.
Says "Fuck-you osama bin dickhead."


Wouldn't five towers be more appropriate? 4 shortish ones and the middle one really tall.

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and they set em up

WE knock em down heheheh


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and they set em up

WE knock em down heheheh


And then we knock you down.

Current balance: two American buildings vs. two Islamic nations. To quote Allah himself,, that doesn't put the jihadis in the black.

Saudi Arabia has, thus far, been succesful in buying off enough American officials to keep them spreading the lie that your nation is our ally in the war on terror.

That state of affairs will not continue if there is another 9-11 style attack, particularly if as great a percentage of the attackers are traced to Saudi Arabia as in 9-11 itself.


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Your rant of 'flaming justice will prevail in the end' ky would be all the more effective if it didnt have the angst boy and the shoe of hate on em


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Hmm...I've got mixed feelings about the design. Sure, it looks cool and all, but I think the design was rushed. It almost seems like they said "Here, THIS is what we're building. You WILL like it."

Why didn't they ask the average American what they think?
Oh, and I think it resembles a middle finger more than a penis.

As a flag waving, red blooded, gun toting American, I sincerely hope they inscribe the words "FUCK YOU, OSAMA" on the top of it. I was really affected by the WTC attack. To this day, whenever someone says "It happened two years ago. Why can't you just get over it?", I feel like giving 'em a good, solid punch to the face. Those who aren't American don't really get the full effect of it...
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Though it DOES seem like more of a target for attacks, doesn't it? How will we defend it? Simple. We'll do it the American way: arm it with a bunch of SAM launchers and blow the shit out of anything that gets close.


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To be honest I thought the WTC attack was overdramatized, but I am a man who barely relates to symbolism at all. I'm incapable of being terrorized and I really don't understand terrorism. I'll admit, part of my reaction is due to the fact that I am disgusted by they way politicians use it to bully people into surrendering the freedom they claim to protect.

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This is fuking stupid. To me the attack was never about the building, never about the terror and never about America. It is about the 2,752 people who lost theit lives. It is about these people's family. Their Freinds. It is about the Paramedics and Firepeople who lost their lives as the towers collapsed, their family and their freinds. That is what is is about. The most fitting memorial possible would be to prevent such an attack against a civilian target from ever happening again in <b>any</b> country.

If you want something physical then leave the site as it is now, fuck this commercialist BS. If anyone thinks that the tower is for anything but recouping money then you are a fool.

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Those who aren't American don't really get the full effect of it...
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Don't get me started you fucking imbecile. Do you have any idea how many foreign nationals were in the buildings, how many people (Americans and foreigners) fave family outside the country. Just because the attack happened on American soil does not make it an American tragedy, it was a tragedy for everyone equally so. Fucking patriotic idiot, symptematic of the mentality which caused so many stupid actions following 9/11.

You make me sick.

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*Kitty blows the whistle.*

This flame war stops now, before it rages.

Christ, it's starting to spiral out of control, and we're not even on page two. If this is going to be an arguement over any theoretics about WTC, or the new phallus, then it should be moved into the Debate Club.

As usual, Kylaer manages to make things worse just by showing up. PTLIS, I understand how ignorant Gir's comment was, but it has to be expected, as an American, his opinion will be biased. Gir, Well, that was a remarkably interpretable and poorly chosen bit of words, thought I sence the intent. As someone other than an American, and you'll get a clearer picture.

For god's sakes, people, this is the friggin' season of peace (I'm a little different in my religious beliefs, so I'm not going to say Christmas, per say), so what say we drop this shit now, and go back to making penis jokes?

-Kitty

-edit- This is like the first post I've had in a while with relevent content without being out to crack a joke. Please don't tell me I've wasted it. -edit-

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H-Kat is right!


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