ZOMBIE FORUMS

Soooo temped to go find a picture of DVDA..... XD

I don't get you ancient, You say you've had martial arts, I haven't and many people have tried to knee or kick me in the balls, all have failed, what do you think your legs are for?

Shit, I actually laughed at that. Nice one You know I didnt mean "BOTH WAYS" in that context, though :D

I don't think you get where her knee was at. I was untop of her, and her knee was right between my legs. Neo couldn't save his nuts in that position.

Much love.

Could have been if you played your cards right, sport.

In that situation, Ancient, what you do is you angle your hips upwards, so they're in the same orientation that they take when you stand upright. As long as you're sufficiently close to her torso, her knee coming up will just hit your backside.

In that situation, you slit the persons throat, tie rocks to their body and drop them in the river while they are still gasping for breath and gurgling. And yes, this applies to men or women, Im not sexist. I just dont like sustaining damage to my crotch. There is very little behaviour that I will ever take part in that deserves a solid kick the crotch as a response.

So, Cenwood, did you just miss that whole last page where people have been talking about:

Hey, there's this girl that maybe has the hots for Ancient!

Generally, when considering one's course of action in a situation involving one's friend and friendly assailant, the possibility of cold blooded, premeditated murder is generally considered unwise. Some might even go so far as to call it stupid.

Odds on finding a lady to answer your question, Ancient, take a queers advice:

Ambush her and ask her out

On topic: I don't fight unless I am backed in a corner, and even then I usually just take the hits until I can walk away. Nothing belittles a man more then having the dude you just hit in front of all your friends not even flinch from the blows.

Lucis, any girl that would kick me in the crotch isnt the girl for me ( Even if its a BDSM relationship, that is totally out of order.

Admittedly, the retaliatory throat slitting probably wasnt the automatic response for most people.

This made me giggle.

Just so you know.

Tactically, you have two logical possibilities Ancient.

1. Take advantage of a promising situation. Ask her out.

2. Kick the living shit out of her so she learns a valuable lesson about love, war, and the distinction between the two.

But make a decision befor eshe decides you aren't interested and you lose out on any return for all that annoyance.

Heh, me too.

I'm sorry Cennikins; I'm really I guy.



And Ancient, have you ever considered just kissing her? It sounds like the two of you get pretty close already, and a kiss has as much surprise value as as coping a feel, without the whole feeling of being a crass horndog. At best, she responds well, at worst, she slaps you, you give her Bambi eyes, and after a little bit of discomfort things get back to normal, minus the ambushing.

:D I won't be posting tommorow.

Much, much, much, much, much, much love.

Im very happy right now.

Ancient's getting laid?

I don't think so. But I don't care, cause no more bruises and alot more kisses are in my future :D :D :D :D :D

Much love.

Still very happy.

Full situation report, plz.

SPILL ANCIENT! SPILL ABOUT THE LOVE YOU MONGER!!!

I think our ideas worked for the lad.

Nope.
/me sings "But I did it my way."

Much love.