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Yeah, you gotta do something that'll turn all the violence into sexual energy..
Wait until after you pin her down to ask her out, or make some comment about odd foreplay, or just feel her up.

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Back on topic, girls are in the most part stupid to think they can hurt us physically as much as we can hurt them, it's wrong to take advantage of that. But it's still fun to throw them around a little when they try, not to hurt them but to discurage them.

As my Dad said, "Never hit a girl, kick 'em"

If she don't get her bitchass back in the kitchen and make me some pie, its time for some old "fall down the stairs"

Dunt you dare deny that I can kill you with a good jigging-blow to the face. I can't take the lies. The pain. Oh woe. Oh woe.

Oh so it's pie now?

When come back, bring pie.

(Wanker)

I would never hit a girl.

Actor.

Fixed it for you.[/b]

I'd club baby seals if they came between me and Half-Life 2...

...come to think of it, just about anything is a fine excuse for clubbing a baby seal or two.

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I have no qualms about fighting back, but I would not challenge a woman to fight like I will men if they piss me off.

If a woman calls me a chicken-shit or something I'll laugh. If it's a guy I say: "come prove it motherfucker." Not much danger in calling people for shooting off their mouths since those sort are generally full of it

Just from best interests if possible I wouls attempt to restrain a woman rather than beat her up, even in a case where I would put a guy in the hospital, Just not worth the irritation. I hear radio commercials and the like all the time speaking out against violence towards women. But a woman attacks her huisband who won;t fight back and seriously injures him and the cops laugh, I've seen it. Women should either be equal or not. Not try to say they are equal and demand special treatment.

Basically I see no reason why if two people want to fight, the cops shouldn't just let them fight. None of their bloody business.

You know, I once thought about "feeling her up", but then I realized where her knee was located. I want to have kids and be able to go to the bathroom with out bleeding, so no.

Much love.

Seriously, man, ambush her. Get her and pin her down before she can react. Then, once you have her, ask her again.

Theres no way in hell im gonna ambush her. I wanna live! If your trying to think of a way to get rid of me find a more painless way, like throwing me at thermo-nuclear razor blades.

Much love.

Its the only way. You can do it!

Chicken! Get some protection for your vitals, and then try it.

Well, what if someone is just defending themselves but it looks like they're actually fighting? And what if someone gives in, but the other guy keeps attacking? Too many problems, so the cops just break it up.


And Ancient, I won't tell you how to go about it, but unless she's unavailable, you should find a more active method of asking her out. Maybe do like kry says and ambush her, I dunno. Anyway, she likes you, that's fairly obvious, this one girl in my Art class was sorta the same last fall; she'd attack me and we'd play/flirt, but being the dumbass I am, I never really clued in. Now she's got a boyfriend and I've got scars (literally, she had sharp, long nails, and now I have a pair of half-inch scars on my left forearm, I tell people I got in a fight with a mean cat).

Before I go off and do anything stupid, I'd like a female opinion.

Much love.

*puts on a wig, and fake bobies*

Hun', you bettah go gettah, or you gonna loseeh. Dat's righ' man! She is got theh hots fer yoo now, bu'wudi' some othah guy he come along an' he be willin' to play like she like? I see him commin' any day now, i' you don' get you act togeddah.

Call meh today! 1-900-555-MIS-CLEO, an' will have a grea' talk abou' your life too!


EDIT- Don't take this as an urging to do "something stupid," up the ante, but a little at a time. You can't catch a fish by letting the line go slack, but you lose the fish and your hOok if you don't play the line.

I would hit a girl for the exact same reasons I would hit a man, and fuck whatever stereotypes women or "gentlemen" would then stick on me. Women cannot have it both ways. You cant demand equality, and then insist we keep up the old, sexist traditions. I will treat you as an equal or regard you as a delicate human being who has to be mollycuddled soley because of your gender, but not both.