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 Post subject: A Woman's Duty
PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 6:04 am 
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and that's all I got to say about that...[/gump]

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Now, now boys, lets play nice. Okay?

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something about the layout of that kitchen makes me... uneasy

i think i can see some long frozen mountains through the window...

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Wow, that kitchen, save for the clenliness, looks remarkably like my family's. I really hope it doesn't turn out that we live in like, the same suburbs.

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While ocassionally funny, your posts generally lack content, insight, or even wit, as shown here. You went for the stupidest, most obvious joke, proving once again that you are nothing but...

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Now, since I am a fan of ebaumsworld.com, I'll post the obligatory "Stop this thread" image from said site.


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Is this floor slippery? Must be the bleeding hearts...
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(Also, I expected better from you, BDM... If risking peoples lives by driving around hopped up on khat is funny, why isnt this?)


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OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUNNY! :lol:

YOU ARE SO CLEVER GREY!


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Forevergrey wrote:
(Also, I expected better from you, BDM... If risking peoples lives by driving around hopped up on khat is funny, why isnt this?)


10 thing why u should keep chewing khat

First, it's a sacred thing to do after praying...loll it will keep crazy spirit< somli girls> away ..lolll

Second, Chewing khat will make u have fun with friends and foes... remember during a khat session everyone is buzy fixing his findhixiil or Toothpick < cure-dent pour les frenchies" ...lolll

Third, during the ritual "patrouille" every ugly somali girls will look like to u like tyra banks, J-Lo, etc... y'all know the rest...thks for the majestic khat.which works its wonders.... lollll.

Four, Chewing khat is fun and enjoyable ; it was a tradition from ur ancestors..loll

Five, chewing khat is much better than Beer, alcohol and others drugs ...lollll

Six, chewing khat gives u a break from the tenuous and pain somali chicks who claim to be ur sisters....lollll Yeah right..lolllll

Seven, chew khat while she is treating u like a stew with her friends, and call that Even...lollll

Eight.. Chewing khat is better than spending eight hours with u-know-who...lollll

Nine, man, just chew khat cuz that's the only thing u can say to her " that's Mine"

Ten, U should chew khat cuz that's our tenth commandment..lolll

HOLLAAaaaaa !!! fellas... VIve Sa Majeste le khat...!!!

(culled 'word' for 'word' from a Somali web forum, not unlike this one, tho it seems AOL runs Somalia now rather than a bunch of warlords...)

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*shrugs* I got it, and laughed heartily. It's pretty bad when a joke meant to offend women offends the men more. C'mon guys, toughen up a little bit ^_~

*smacks Grey* Bad monkey. I don't have to clean house. I've got a bitc-er-boyfriend to do it for me :D *whistles innocently*


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PS: Is it just me, or should this be in Unrelated Stuff?

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Ryven wrote:
PS: Is it just me, or should this be in Unrelated Stuff?


Thats what I was thinking.


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yes, it should.


Grey: your kitchen is empty. Why is that? :roll:

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I think thats the kitchen I saw once in a porno involving 2 shemales and a lesbian.
It was erotic.

Actor.

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Ryven wrote:
PS: Is it just me, or should this be in Unrelated Stuff?


Only as much as Kali's 'Debate'

*Bounces around Ryven, dodging the swatting*

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*casts an area effect spell and smacks Grey that way*

True, true. That thread's also degraded into a chatty one. Oh well. Someone should move 'em, or we should all get longer attention spans
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Everyone didnt laugh NOT because we are all "bleeding hearts" or whatever the fuck. I dont even think anyone was offended. Noone laughed because the joke isnt funny, was never funny, and will probably never be.

Sexist jokes CAN be brilliant, despite the fact they are wrong and whatnot. Iam all for gender equality, but I also act kind of sexist at times, and tell sexist jokes. I could write you an essay on why I believe PMS is a myth created by women to enslave men.

However, simply saying "Women belong in the kitchen HA HA OMFG LOLOLOL IAM SO WITTY AND DARINGLY CONTROVERSIAL" isnt actually funny or clever. Just FYI.

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Everyone didnt laugh NOT because we are all "bleeding hearts" or whatever the fuck. I dont even think anyone was offended. Noone laughed because the joke isnt funny, was never funny, and will probably never be.

Sexist jokes CAN be brilliant, despite the fact they are wrong and whatnot. Iam all for gender equality, but I also act kind of sexist at times, and tell sexist jokes. I could write you an essay on why I believe PMS is a myth created by women to enslave men.

However, simply saying "Women belong in the kitchen HA HA OMFG LOLOLOL IAM SO WITTY AND DARINGLY CONTROVERSIAL" isnt actually funny or clever. Just FYI.


What? I didn't even read that, I saw Cenwood, I clicked quote, and you can feel free to fuck off.


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What? I didn't even read that


Is that because your illiterate, or just fucking stupid? And you bitch at ME for not , quote, "faises to READ what people have written" endquote.

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Heh, I DO realise Iam being baited here, clay. I like fighting with gray: it has all the appeal of putting a stick into a retarded kids wheelchair and then pushing him over, but without the moral discomfort of having been mean and hurt someone nice afterwards.

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