Wow I found the topic.
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After all, as a ninja, one usually belongs to a clan, often with rigidly-defined rules.
Pirates have codes, duh. Otherwise they totally have to walk the plank. Ninjas don't deal with this silly plank business. If another ninja pisses one off, they go beserk and totally rip off the other ninja's head. I call that Real Ultimate Power.
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Also, all ninjas pretty much dress the same.
Yes they do. They don't have those fruity parrots on their shoulders, or those rip-offable big hoop earrings. Ninja clothes rock. I don't see pirates blending into masts and riggings like ninjas blend into darkness.
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I'm leaning toward a ninja victory here, but I think the outcome really depends on how strong the pirate's gun-fu is. (Let's not forget, also, that pirates aren't too bad at hand-to-hand combat themselves.)
Sorry to say, that a pirate defeat would be imminent, as a ninja would killzor the pirate before the pirate was aware a feisty ninja was in the vicinity.
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Ninja have the mystique, the enigma. What is behind that? No one knows, and that makes them cool. Sorta like what goths go for. In fact, ninja are exactly the epitome of what a goth wants to be: dressed in black, living in the night, killing others repeatedly with kick-ass funky weapons, occasionally meditating (angsting), and committing harikiri if things don't go well.
BOOYEAH. We are all goths after all ... so by default, NINJAS are teh winnar!!!! Everyone wants to be a ninja.
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to get dressed they used ninja magic
So where is the pirate magic? HUH? Talking parrots are not magic. They are meticulously trained, showing how the pirate's life is boring, sad, and horribly worthless.
Keep giving me material and keep losing. <3