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 Post subject: The Lesbian Sex Nazi
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:05 am 
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WHO IS IT???

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First sighting April 19th, 2003, 10AM EST. All posts have been between 6:45 AM and almost 5 PM, both EST again. Which makes me think of the Australian area. Setting my clock to Australia-ish time puts most posts at late evening to REALLY early, like 1 or 2 4am, so still possible, but other places must be considered. So 2nd guess is basically the Europe area. Times put basically the Norway area in question.

Doesn't like Yaoi too So he's a total homophobe?

He keeps himself to the ES forum

An Ezzy accusation, charged by Ero, responds with what's DEFINATELY his 2ndary account. However, most sighting is at a time where Ezzy's been less frequent.

So, my theory is it's some regular from the Australia. My prime suspects are Grey, Revolutio (he's in Norway, right? Hmm, maybe it's this Ulrik guy? :P) and Actor.

Yes Actor, sometimes it's who you least expcet.

Any other hair-brained ideas? Or does the LSN him/her self want to reveal themselves?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:22 am 
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The "feh" signature seems like a Poe kind of thing.

Of course, they could have just, you know, read a comic by Poe or something.


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The Lesbian Sex Nazi shall not be revealed. Ver identity shall remain in anonymity.


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Hmm...

...oh, and to kinda prove myself my history shows a gap from March to July. And there was a lot of LSN around then.

And Kry,

Damn you ;_;

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Its not me.

And I just went down to the basement and opened the storm drain and asked Evil-Actor and he says it's not him either.

Actor.

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Where's the proof??? I want CONCREATE evidence. EVERYONE is a suspect.

Hell, even I was to myself until I checked my post record.

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Sure, Actor claims it's not him... but we know the truth. Honestly, actor, I'm ashamed of you. Even as a jest, it's rather hypocritical of you to claim not to like lesbians...

Sheesh... I mean, really!

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or...hmm....

this...Evil-Actor, he SAYS he isn't...

but evil lies, it's almost manditory (except when giving full Schemes of destruction to captured heros). Perhaps it IS Evil-Actor, and Actor just doesn't know...it's E-A's way of getting back at him...tormenting his soul by denying him his Meji lesbian porn....

you poor thing

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or...hmm....

this...Evil-Actor, he SAYS he isn't...

but evil lies, it's almost manditory (except when giving full Schemes of destruction to captured heros). Perhaps it IS Evil-Actor, and Actor just doesn't know...it's E-A's way of getting back at him...tormenting his soul by denying him his Meji lesbian porn....

you poor thing


Evil Actor is evil, but he's not nasty, denying lesbian/yuri is more nasty than evil.

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Norway? What ze fak?


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no? maybe immano then...one of you people ending in O...

*goes to check map thread*

Yea, Immano and Cyb are in that area, Ezzy, TMT, Actor, UWC and Pro are in Australia (on the map anyway)

COME OUT WITH IT EVIL-ACTOR! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HIDE ANY MORE!!

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Well I went back down into the basement and talked to Evil Actor again.
Except this time I recorded the conversation. Lets see how this works..


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So I'll ask again: Are you the Lesbian Sex Nazi?

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ALL MANKIND WILL BOW TO ME, MY EMPIRE WILL EXPAND UNTIL EVEN THE STARS BOW DOWN!!!!
And, no.

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So who is it?

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Oh no, I won't tell you that, Quid Pro Quo my less evil clone.

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I'm your clone? I thought I was the original.

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I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL AND CONSUME HELL ITSELF!!

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You have no Idea do you?

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I REQUIRE NOTHING BUT POCKY, A LIVE HUMAN BABY, BUKKAKE MOVIES AND BEER!

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Great, same as last week then?

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BURN NOT THE CITIES!! BUT THE INFIDELS THAT LIVE WITHIN THEM!

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Again? I did that last month.

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THE LESBIAN SEX NAZI HIDES IN PLAIN SIGHT!!

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He's down there in the hole with you isn't he?

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NO.

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Of course I'm not down here.

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I'm putting the cover back over the hole now.

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I WANT MY SUPPLIES!!!!
LEST I DESTROY YOU ONCE MORE!!

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Right, I'll have them by Tuesday, Okay.

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Good.

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Excellent.

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Fuck I've got to do something about that bastard.

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MY GLORIOUS REIGN SHALL LAST A THOUSAND GENERATIONS!!!!

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And there will be NO LESBIAN SEX FOR ANYONE!!

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Yes! I mean... What?

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No Lesbian Sex.

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...

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No Lesbian Sex for you.

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...

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No Lesbian Sex for anyone.

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/Stabs LSN.

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Good one! Do you want to be left out of the hole?

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Nah, its cozy down here.
Also, Don't worry about food for the next week.

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An after dinner mint wouldn't be rejected however.

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...

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And my Pocky.


So, either the LSN is now dead and being consumed slowly by my evil twin or he is still free and some pretender is making his way through Evil Actors digestive system.

Actor.

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That was beautiful.


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 Post subject: Really, Lesbian Sex IS beautiful.
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Ah, but this STILL does not prove it. In fact it proves you and your clone (or you and your origional) can be in the same place, and the LSN was there, so all you've done is incriminate youself further.

...still beautiful though...not proof, but purdy

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Hey, I knew who it was all along. Go Me.


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Actor, right??? C'mon, VINDICATE ME!!!

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BDM05 wrote:
Actor, right??? C'mon, VINDICATE ME!!!

The answer is--

Wait, if I tell you, the Giraffe will eat me.


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Either this is a joke or you are very, very stupid. It's obvious who the LSN is. The person whose secondary account it is even made a post one time saying, in effect, "the Lesbian Sex Nazi will be showing up very soon", followed within a minute or two by the LSN himself posting.


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