Ummm...I think somebody changed the site you linked to. It's now something to do with Nintendo. Or maybe you recommend Nintendo in place of fornification or fornification with a Nintendo instead of with a human? Either way...
EULA wrote:
By putting your penis in or near a viable vaginal opening and/or letting someone put a penis in or near your viable vaginal opening you, henceforth known as directly participating in the reproductive sexual act, the participants in fornification, henceforth referred to as the Fornicators, agree to all the terms listed below.
1) Intelligent Design and/or Evolution Studios and its affiliates accept no responsibility for any damage be it physical, emotional, fiscal, social or of any other sort resulting from the Act of Fornification. Intelligent Design and/or Evolution Studios cannot be held responsible for such happenings and makes no promises or guarantees about the quality of its product.
2) The Fornicators are responsible for all results of his and/or her own actions with regard to the Reproductive Sexual Act and may not attempt to place blame or responsibility for the results on any other entity.
3) Redistribution of this product without the prior written consent of Intelligent Design and/or Evolution Studios or a copy of all the original documentation including but not limited to this agreement is strictly prohibited. Other restrictions may apply to the use and/or redistribution of this product as it is often subject to local laws, parental rule and/or the rule of an established long-term sexual partner.
... (Lots of happy fun legal text) ...
9043) The only safe sex is self sex.
*whew*
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~ Wrin
Labrat wrote:
As screwed up as the world is, it has to have been designed by comittee. Diskworld-style.
Jin wrote:
...I cursed at the computer screen for an hour and a half while striking it with my genitals.
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