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 Post subject: Why hentai is better than live action porn
PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:34 am 
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1. Hentai is superior ethically: No worries about the girls being exploited, because there aren't any girls to exploit.
2. Hentai girls are better looking than real ones. Seriously, do an Altavista video search for "porn", then contrast with "hentai". No sagging boobs, no little tiny boobs, and no cellulite in hentai.
3. All porn is fantasy. Hentai just makes the fantasy explicit. I mean, honestly, you're never going to get the chance to fuck a porn star. Besides, the sex in live action porn is just as different from the real thing as the stuff depicted in hentai is.


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I do agree with the whole "no exploitation" thing.

All up I think you've summed it up pretty well... nick?

Well, good one anyway.

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 Post subject: whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cares
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If by better you mean that nick012000 finds it easier to jerk off to then yes you make a solid case.

If you want to prove that hentai is objectively more jerkoffable than other types of porn then you must first construct a scale that can accurately measure jerkoffability.


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Hentai used to be my porn of choice 90% of the time, but I hardly ever use it anymore. First off, a "woman" in hentai has no resemblance to an actual, real life woman, so with hentai I tend not to feel like I'm having sex with a human -- I might as well be jacking off to horses and sheep. Or robots. (The fact that we've been trained all our life to associate a bunch of lines on paper with the "concept" of a human, or woman, or tree, or whatever, doesn't make them actually resemble the reality in any sense, especially with more "cartoony" drawing styles.)


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 Post subject: It's an insightful debating point!
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 Post subject: Re: Why hentai is better than live action porn
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nick012000 wrote:
1. Hentai is superior ethically: No worries about the girls being exploited, because there aren't any girls to exploit.
2. Hentai girls are better looking than real ones. Seriously, do an Altavista video search for "porn", then contrast with "hentai". No sagging boobs, no little tiny boobs, and no cellulite in hentai.
3. All porn is fantasy. Hentai just makes the fantasy explicit. I mean, honestly, <b>you're never going to get the chance to fuck a porn star.</b> Besides, the sex in live action porn is just as different from the real thing as the stuff depicted in hentai is.


Incorrect, sir. At many fine Nevada brothels, big name porn starlets stop in and make a killing as escorts. So if you have the money and the right timing, you can sleep with a porn star.


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:lol: HAHAAA Krylex, finally a man who is not afraid to appear non desperate :D and by this I mean that how miserable are you trying us relatively good looking potential sex candidates to feel about ourselves by classifying the beautiful perfect bodied pornstars are having the only fun and yet we the ordinary non pornstars will never get access to them, of course,what would drive a woman to be a pornstar at first place ? Money ! So if you have enough money, you will get to fuck the pornstar, all you need is the money then

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Of the porn I've been downloading lately I've preferred the hentai, as ridiculous as it often is (although, I suppose downloading porn and critiquing the plot isn't really what you're supposed to do...). However, sometimes, it's just nice to see some *actual* sex and therefore real porn is called for.

Also, I'm sometimes too lazy to be bothered looking for the uncensored hentai, or, worse still the censored nature of the hentai isn't even documented and you spend god knows how long downloading what amounts to a lot of mosaic pattern over all the important bits.

All in all, in my case, it depends entirely on what sort of mood I'm in. I'm going to come back to this later when I'm not sitting in a room with my parents and I can actually think about this properly.

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The Princess Has Come Of Age(nsfw) was an epic journey into the heart of a girl trapped in a loveless relationship, not only with the men of her world, but with her life in general.

Its conclusion, while epic, left me wanting for more.

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The Princess Has Come Of Age(nsfw) was an epic journey into the heart of a girl trapped in a loveless relationship, not only with the men of her world, but with her life in general.

Its conclusion, while epic, left me wanting for more.

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That was on SA's horrors of porn for a while.

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 Post subject: I'll just ignore the fact that you _can_ find sagging boobs, tiny little boobs and cellulite in henitai if you really want to
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2. Hentai girls are better looking than real ones. Seriously, do an Altavista video search for "porn", then contrast with "hentai". No sagging boobs, no little tiny boobs, and no cellulite in hentai.

I don't think there can really be a comparison between hentai characters and real models. They are apples and oranges to me. A lot of hentai is so far removed from reality that there is no real life counterpart. The proportions in hentai are so inhuman that any real person with them would not be beatoffable. I think the fact that hentai is pure fantasy is what makes it better.

You do have to address the good old not4chan paradox: are you looking at hentai because the subject matter is your fantasy or because fantasy is your fantasy.

For me and I'd suspect most people it is the latter. Most of the hentai I beat off to would be a huge turn-off if it were real persons. and most of it illegal

The real attraction to drawn porn vs. real porn is that drawings in general are much more expressive, aestheticly pleasing and convey emotions in a much greater degree than the massproduced formulaic and outright cheap productions that make up real porn. Drawings simply have more ability to follow the rules of composition than photography. (not all photography of course but most porn is done quickly and on the cheap with amature cameramen). The affect that composition has on humans is enormous even though we don't realise it.

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I'm going to have to say the humans look best.


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In hentai, one can depict physical feats that would probably cause physical injury, if not outright death, to the young woman or man and still making it appealing to view. Rarely is there a woman in real life who can take a telephone pole up her generative apparatii and it would be even rarer that she is something you actually want to look at.

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I'm pretty much 50/50, if it's got boobs it's all good. I do watch more real naked ladies but thats cause theres more of it to download


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