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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2002 2:27 am 
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Location: In the ether, Hand of DM poised for enervation at will
*Ryven sits outside the BB&G, sharpening her sword. Piccolo sits next to her with a huge hangover*

Ryven: You really need to stop drinking.

Piccolo: Like I have a choice, Young One! I am not the one who filled the entire bar full of alcohol....

*There's a sudden rumbling. RYven and Piccolo look up to see Goku standing outside, waving*

Goku: Hi guys!

*on Goku's shirt it has a sign saying "Bimbo's Bar and Grill Bonus Level! Kill me as Many times as you can! Regenerates once a round!"*

Goku: Um...can any of you read this sign? I can't read....

*Both Ryven and Piccolo grin widely....*


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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
/Chris walks outside briefly to get some air and sees Goku, adn then reads his shirt

/Chris' face cracks in to the biggest grin you'll ever see

Goku: Hey! What does this say?

Oh, you'll find out...

/Chris opens a rift and begins rummaging around in it


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Location: In the ether, Hand of DM poised for enervation at will
Goku: No, I'm serious...what's it say, guys? *he grins like the dumbass he is*

Piccolosan: Goku. Let it be known that you are the dumbest of all dumbasses there ever was.

*Piccolo powers up a blast, obliterating Goku on the first shot. But he regenerates on the spot he was killed*

Goku: Aaawe, C'mon Piccolo, that wasn't nice...

Ryven: You think that wasn't nice? Watch this shit.

*runs up to him, Twilight Suzuka style, and slices him in twain, Goku falling apart in two icy pieces. Goku respawns once again*

Goku: OW! That stung!

TSC: Oh, you aint' felt anything yet...

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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
/Chris digs around in his rift

AH ha!!!!!

/Chris pulls out a piece of paper and some lemon juice

Goku: Whats that for?

He he he....

Goku: What?

/Chris runs over and rips goku's shirt off

Goku: WOAH! Hey!

/Chris gives Goku paper cuts on his mipples and squirts the lemon juice on it

Goku: Hey, that kinda... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

He he he...


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Vandal steps outside to dry the b33r from his clothes. Seeing Goku and his shirt he smiles. Then with a smile he powers the runes up, his features shifting within the silver fire. When the light dies down, Vandal has become shorter, with a permanent scowl on his face. His hair waves though there is no air, having become blonde and longer.

Vandal/Vegeta "Kakkarot! You challenge me again?! I defeated you once, I shall do so again! Have at you!"

Vandal/Vegeta rushes forward, uppercutting goku into the sky. Shooting upwards, he outdistances the flying saiyan, knocking him back to earth with a well executed volleyball spike from hell. Following up the spike, he unleashes a powerful series of energy blasts into the falling warrior, continuing to pound him into the ground after he has hit.

Landing once more, the effect wears of and Vandal stands there once more, a cigarette burning in his hand, a b33r in the other.

"Well, my shirt's dry now."

He takes a drag as a dizzy Goku respawns once more.

[ooc] ok I know, I know, thatwas just silly. [/ooc]

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Kitsune walks out of the BB&G, and stares at Goku, writhing in pain from the lemon juice.

"Oooh . . . this looks promising."

His hands flare silverwhite, and a blast strikes Goku right through the heart, killing him instantly. Goku respwans, and Kit snipes him. Goku respawns, and Kit jumps into the air, punches him right in the stomach, and slams him to the ground, firing a huge blast and annhilating the poor dumbass.

Goku respawns, hotfooting in pain.

"Owie owie owie . . . Why's everyone killing me all of a sudden? And why do I keep coming back without wishes? Oh . . . my head hurts . . ."

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*Snags an innocent passersby's popcorn and starts munching*

Hm, free punching bag... really dies, too... sounds promising, should market...

*Takes a soggy notepad out of a back pocket and snaps her fingers. Notepad is instantly restored to how it was before it got soaked in b33r. She fishes around in a side pocket, and finds a pencil. Sitting down next to the B&G, she starts mumbling to herself and scribbling in the notebook*

Hm... charge how much... for length of duration or times killed... Hmmmm...

OOC: Yes, that's exactly what instantly popped up in my mind when I read this thread.

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::Kit grins:: Sounds promising, Ming . . .

::Blasts Goku to oblivion yet again::

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::The people beating up on Goku turn as Piccolo walks out of the BB&G::

Kit: Wanna try?

Piccolo: What the hell are you doing to Son?

Kit: The more we kill him, the more power we get. It's currently a tie between Chris and I.

Piccolo: Hmm . . . On the one hand, this goes against all Son's and my friendship stands for, on the other . . . I never liked the monkey anyway.

::Piccolo blasts Goku, who dies and quickly respawns::

Goku: Owie . . .

Piccolo: That's what you deserve for getting me half killed all the time . . .

::Kit claps::

Nice one . . .

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Location: In the ether, Hand of DM poised for enervation at will
*Ryven grins*

Ryven: My turn!

*Ryven runs up to him, sword drawn, then goes into a flying kick. But just as she's about to kick him, Goku bends over.*

Goku: OOOOH! A peanut!

*Ryven crashes into the wall behind him. She growls and gets up, then taps Goku on the shoulder*

Goku: Huh?

Ryven: HAAAAAA!

*Ryven blasts him point blank in the face, then zanzoukens (blurs) behind him and slices his head clean off of his neck. She stabs his head on her sword, then beats his body with it*

*Piccolo gives her an odd look*

Piccolosama: Morbid child...I really must talk to her later...*sighs*

*Goki respawns, then backs up a few steps*

Goku: Okay, I really don't know what your problems are, but leave me alone...

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But why? You're just so much fun to kill!

::Kit warps reality and forms a beamsword with his hands. He jumps into the air, and Goku blinks. He looks up just in time to see Kit slam the sword right through his brain and down through his body, straight through to his groin. Kit hangs there by the sword for a moment, then jumps off. The beam sword, its stabilizing field of unreality collapsing, bursts, throwing bloddy red gibbets all over the area::

Ryven: Eeeww . . .

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*Shakes her arms off*

Ryven: Goku-bits....*makes a face*

*Piccolosama flicks a piece of him off his cheek distastefully*

*Goku, however, respawns, but powers up to SSJ2*

Goku: I know! This sign on me says to hurt me, huh!?

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war walks out of the bb&g and charges up his hand and hits goku wit a blast of freezing air, he freezes instantaly war then punches the super sayn scicle and he shatters into a bazillion pieces
goku respons> why do u people keep hurting me???

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