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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:58 pm 
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OOC: Oh I knew you were gone, this clone has gone insane... How convienient that you came back tho Tree.../OOC

*The two halves of Chris split as Tree slices them in half and then meld back together*

*Suddenly all previous wounds are no longer apparent as Chris looks down at Treespeaker*

/Chris mouthes a single word

*Suddenly, there is no Pullman, just a crater with Chris hovering in the middle of it*

AH HA HA HA!!!!!

/Chris opens a rift, jumps in, and the roft disappears

NOTE: The word that Chris mouthed was one that can lead to ultimate distruction if in the wrong hands... Ultima. If you were in Pullman and it wasn't a back up version of you thru cloning or whatever, I'd suggest putting in that you left before Chris uttered that word.

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*Grey tries to get the ringing out of his ears.*

"What did you say, Chris?"

*Notices that he's seated at the bottom of a massive crater, and watches as Chris ducks into a rift.*

"Damn"

*Puts away the Hitchhikers "Trilogy" and switches off his Infinite Improbability Field. Suddenly, at a 966,885 to 1 probability, Greyeyes disappears from his former position.*

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*Urban Wild Cat D-jumps into Pullman*

"Oh crap..."

*He flickers out of sight again.*

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Notices that Chris seems to gather an amount of power that is rather high.

"Don't have the impression that'll leave anything for me. Ah well"

*Opens a magical gate that is NOT a gateway as described in Wheel of Time and dives trough*


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/Spy sees Chris power up and turns to run when
*Booooom*
/Spy disintigrates into nothing, so this is what happened to my last clone

I lose more clones that way
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*For me, this is just a clone. My real self is at the Lorenzo thread.*

I see Chris go Nuclear and then all of a sudden, a bright light engulfs everything as this clone get's vaporized.

*Spy and I seem to have the same problem of losing clones like this.*

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OOC: Not a gate from WoT Rand?

Okay... Just leave it that way./OOC

/Chris rifts in at the bottom of the crater

Dear god...

All of Pullman, gone...

*STUFF HAPPENS*

/Chris rifts out

*Moments later Pullman is back to... normal*

NOTE: Don't bother trying to find out what "STUFF" is. I'll tell everyone later. Just know that Pullman is back.

Mystery stuff,
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*I was on a quest to find popcorn! But just when I was leaving the city limits I remembered that animated popcorn cart that was with that Rand guy. Just when im about re-enter city limits, I run into the popcorn cart, who followed me.*

"Well hello there! Did you follow me all this way?

POP POP!

"Well arent you a nice fellow! You followed me to give me some popcorn! I cant thank you enough my friend!"

POP POP POP!!

"Well then, lets head back to the fight! I hope we didn't miss too much!"

POP!

Then the city of Pullman explodes and dissappears in a brilliant blast of white light.

"........Well... there goes the neighborhood."

POP....POP


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ok, look, i have no idea what the past is bewteen EN and treespeaker, and since i have no reason to hate treespeaker, i aint going to get into this shit.


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Good plan, considering it ended OVER A MONTH AGO!!!!

Please stop resurrecting dead threads like this!

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Ok if you two are going to use swords im going to give a long drawn out thing about swords. First bastard swords great weapons sturdier the a rapier and longer blade length. Bastard swords were created about ahundred year before the rapier which was created around the english-french reinnasaunce. The rapier(not what we think of one today they were diffeent then the ones of today which were created for dueling, weapon of chose for most people) is a light stabel weapon that the masses could afford. Now most people at this time and later on through history used rapiers. But i have a distate for them because the blade is to thin and the tang is rather weak in them. Now the fencing style doesnt focus on strength but should of. A rapier can be easily shattered or broken, and fankly if you have another choice please take it! Bastard swords are great swords long slender but stirdy. The typical bastard sword's blade length is anywhere from 24-33 inches. The bastard sword design is great. The blade is long and starts out wide at the base moving into a long double angled point. It can use moany styles. Most were fencing, but if you practiced with a swordsmanship you would have learned to use two styles with it at the same time. First style fencing and the second the style of the roman legionars. The shape of the blade allows for quick strike and slash attacks in succesion. Combined with fencing it can be very dangerous to people using inferer sswords. Most bastard swords hilt's were sword breaker. Meaning with certen block you could slide their blade down to the hilt twist and let the blade snap. Katana and wazkashi, Ok first off the wakazashi was hardly ever used in combat it was ment to commit senpuuku when the time called for it. Later on certen people began to carry a third sword for senpuuku and use the wakazashi as their blocking sword in mass battles. The katana is very fomidble but it the wrong hands easily breakible. Now the katana's blade style is considered the strongest for its class of sword(long & short swords). The katana's blade its self is a work of suberb brain power of the koreans which hensed the japanese to perfect it. Now the katana is based for cuts and stabs that are razor sharp and would create one hit kills. Even though the very strong lets see if you smashed one with no techneque agaist a scottish claymore which is based to smash threw a horse'sskin and the riders armor. It would shatter but with skill it will cut right through it. Thats about it for now i know bad spelling and all but fuck it i had a long ass day so you can shove your bitching up you ass for all i care.


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Cool info and all but why did you post it?

Why not just start a thread about cool weapons and let this thread die?

Please. Let this be the last post. Let it die.

It deserves to die.

With a name like Treespeaker,
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SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!! THERE AFTER ME THE MEN FROM MY TVT HEWLP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!


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Social, I like you.

It takes one jackass to resurrect a thread long dead.

But it takes a second jackass to resurrect the reason for the thread in the first place.

So, this is the new "official" forum, eh? Well then, I guess you have no right to kick me out now, do you!


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I thought we banned that guy.

Oh wait, that was the other troll.

Can we ban this guy?

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Look it let it fucking die i didnt fucking know ok jesus fucken christ i explained myself to Sinister now go fuck a doll or something.


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I'm just impressed you took the time to hammer out all that HTML.

Not that I'm planning on staying, but I thought I'd just clear my name here...that ain't me, folks. Friend of mine asked me what the hell I was doing making an idiot of myself on the new EN boards, and I didn't know what the hell he was talking about, so I figured I'd surf on over and take a look. Chris, I'm assuming that you're the one posting as me--be careful of split personalities. I'd sure hate to have me riding around in my head for the rest of my life.

Anyhoo, I doubt this is worth posting; I just wanted to make it clear that the real Treespeaker, that is to say Geoffrey A. Cubbage, is not the one who's been posting here.


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